Shallow and Self Centered - Seeking Same

Man in Surbiton, Greater London, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 2 months ago

Thanks for checking me out. It's probably the best decision you ever made. I bring experience, sophistication, fun and high energy into any bedroom scenario - a bit like an Olympic gymnast on a bouncy castle.

I know that genuine connection can lead to amazing sex but I pride myself on inclusivity and therefore am perfectly willing to shag people who hate me.

Unfortunately the dog ate all my previous verifications, but they all referenced my amazing stamina and the ability to bang like a screen door in a hurricane – loud, relentless, and occasionally concerning.

In compliance with EU regulations, I’ve adjusted my stats accordingly: subtracted three years from my age, added two inches to my height, and converted all cock measurements to metric.

You're welcome.

52 years old, Straight

5'11" 180cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Not looking for single guys
Couples (MF) TV/TS
Aged from 18 to 60
Won't meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Blindfolds, Cuckolding, Dogging, Gangbangs, Group Sex, Making Videos, Oral, Rimming, Role Play, Same Room Swapping, Separate Room Swapping, Swingers Clubs, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Voyeurism, Watersports

Verified Genuine Profile

*ittleMinx77ABC (47), Woman on 17 July 2023 by Meeting in person:
Met this lovely gentleman a few times. Ladies you won’t be disappointed.

Friends

Minx (47), Woman