Maladroit

Woman in Northampton, West Midlands, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 2 hours ago

Correct. I have no interests listed. If there were options for berets, DPM, cam cream and rocking a loaded SA80 then I would.

I've been around the scene for a long time as a single and a couple. I've done all my exploring and am only interested in one on one sex with someone I connect with. If your focus is on what I'll do rather than who I am then move on ... you're not for me. I don't do rushed, daytime meets ... you can either make the effort to come to my place in the evening or you can find someone else.

If you're looking to talk dirty and jerk off please pass me by. Pictures of your face are good, pictures in dpm, mtp or desert cam and a beret are GREAT :), pictures of your dick ... make you look like a man who sits alone photographing his penis. Don't be that guy :-(

So ... if you're able to act like an adult and you're not looking for a wank or to act out your favourite porn clips then drop me a message. I'm likely to be interested if you're tall, confident, experienced and articulate. I'm warm, playful, intelligent and welcoming and I'll be as interested in your company out of bed as in it.

55 years old, Straight

5'4" 163cm
Curvy
Smoker
Don't drink
Some tattoos
1 or 2 piercings

Looking For

Men
Aged from 50 to 65 only
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Cannot travel

Interests

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*ister Karl (61), Man on 2 June 2026 by Meeting in person:
I had the pleasure of meeting J for an impromptu chat over a brew in her lovely home yesterday. she is a charming, pretty lady with natural Joie de vivre that reflects her view of life. she is sensual and considerate and sexy as hell! Our chat turned physically intimate by natural progression and I left later than intended with a big smile on my face. All we need to do now is align calendars for our next, and this time, planned meet. An excellent experience with a lovely person. Thank you. PS that was a proper brew ;-) Karl

*admajor (63), Man on 5 August 2023 by Meeting in person:
Hard to put into words the joyous experience in meeting this pocket rocket. Gregarious, intelligent and oozing sexiness. Amazing skill set which leaves you drained but wanting more. Walts and remfs need not apply, but for those who served, get in touch as this lady is totally worth it. Thank you for a wonderful night xx

*aul617 (54), Man on 23 July 2023 by Meeting in person:
What an utterly, utterly delightful lady. Intelligent, able to converse in depth on a wide variety of subjects and a submissive joy with the best trained mouth I have ever encountered. Treat with respect and great pleasure can be yours.

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