FAB V’s Vanilla Date Sites?

Woman in Leicester, East Midlands, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 18 hours ago

Anyone who has been on Vanilla/ normal date sites and let’s face it that would be everyone! I’m sure would agree that there’s something just not quite right about them?

All the effort and for what end? Never meeting anyone!

So I’ve decided to stick with fab. Not least for the undeniable entertainment but there is a captive audience of literally thousands of fans in the UK alone. So it’s not vanilla? It still a place to organise meets’. Right?

At 57 I’m not claiming to look like the internet’s idea a gentleman’s wet dream but I do believe besides rubbish date sites that are annoying to navigate and want more money a month than my water bill, that there must be a shit load of 45yr+ single men hiding online somewhere and more than likely here on fab?!

So gentleman here’s how I intend to find you:

If you are married and your on fab to convince your self and the world you are not and that you still have what it takes ( online at least) then please respectfully convince someone else!

Foot note for the married: I DO NOT ACCOMMODATE!

If you’re a stay at home guy and never leave the house if you need to meet a real live lady and your here on fab to furnish your stay at home library of fantasy then please respectfully offload with someone else!

If you have a face picture phobia and would rather die than have anyone know you are on a swinging site then please respectfully keep all your photos and messages to your self!

If you are a guy who needs to prove to himself repeatedly that he can convince any woman to meet him by messaging her? Then sadly this sadistic obsessive sycophantic man trick is hard to recognise. That is until I do agree to meet you and you block me, remove your profile from my eye sight, close down all communication you may have enjoyed off line and ‘poof’ like a fairy you vanish!

If you are only here for sexy naughty non seductive messages? Please with respect go talk to a sex chat box. That endeavour is reserved for the big boys who meet face to face because there messages are inevitably more seductive in the first instance.

If fab is nothing but a mountain of inbox confirmation for you then please stay out of mine!

If you’re still reading this and 40+ and think you are reasonably attractive and have pics and can cope with”No thank you” ( works both ways naturally) and a cheeky naughty non risk adverse type who loves clever conversation and can laugh and loves to leave the house for a sophisticated evening with a real not avatar woman……then OMG I would love to get a message!!!

Happy Days X

57 years old, Straight

5'5" 165cm
Slim
Non smoker
Regular drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Men
Aged from 40 to 59 only
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Toys, Swingers Clubs, Soft Swing

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*eepblueeyes (53), Man on 3 October 2022 by Meeting in person:
After exchanging a few messages a spontaneous drink with this attractive woman turned into one of the most enjoyable evening's I've had in a really long time. Pixie is great company, fun, interesting, intelligent and very, very sexy, with a body I literally couldn't keep my eyes, hands or lips off. I don't need to go into the detail but let's just say I want to go back for more, and more.. x

*as-cion (50), Man on 30 March 2015 by Meeting in person:
Love this wild and vibrant woman, always has so much energy. I do need a day to recover after after a late night liason with this minx!

*as-cion (50), Man on 12 August 2014 by Meeting in person:
Super hot and sexy lady, the mind matches the body. Would love to meet again as had such a fun and enlightening evening. Was absolutely knackered the next day, but boy was it worth it! Xx

*o new Winks (56), Man on 23 June 2014 by Meeting in person:
Well, the other veris hit the nail on the head for this lovely lady. A vibrant and beautiful lady arrived and filled my home with her bubbly and all-cosuming persona. Pleasant conversation with drinks led on to fun and laughter. Her experience of the scene was interesting, her skills finely honed and her endurance impressive. If you love sex and dont need sleep too badly then I heartily recommend meeting P. I am so glad I did and cannot wait for a revisit......just as soon as she is rested up. Oh, and please only message her if you intend to meet. Pic collectors and ego wankers will be outed in moments.....so genuine fabbers only !!

*arkm70 (48), Man on 13 April 2014 by Meeting in person:
I've met the beautiful and extremely sexy Pixie a few times before when she was on fab and she knows herself just how alluring and exciting I found her to be. Gorgeous, slim incredibly fit with the most amazing figure and softest skin, she has a body and a mind meant for sex. Smart sassy and creative as well as a complete sex bomb x This lady is worth meeting more than twice if you're lucky enough x I hope she would like to meet again. Thanks gorgeous x Mark x

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