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Woman in Nottingham, East Midlands, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 5 hours ago

So , so many woman's profiles on here come across bitchy( or like a total knob ) ... Let's try with some humour and home truths for the men , maybe I can help someone out.

I can't speak for all woman , but I speak to ALOT of woman on this site and at parties and here are a few of the things your doing wrong guys ....and a couple for the ladies ....

- dick pics ... Unless asked for are shockingly enough not wanted.

- if your room looks like a tip in your pictures ... Chances are woman arnt gonna be enticed back to your love palace , tidy home ... Tidy hygiene (we hope the two correlate )

- sending messages like ... Where can I dump my cum on you tonight. Oh Romeo TAKE ME NOW. -NOPE

- A short story ... If I open a message to see more than two paragraphs I've mentally tapped out , who the fuck has the time.

- a man with hundreds of photos on his profile ... Dude , get a hobby you look bored as hell.

Sunglasses photos will be laughed off, don't waste my time or yours .

Men with your generous CNC offers kindly fuck off I'm mentally stable.

A requested add to my profile I could agree with more .... Pictures of you comparing your cock to a can or TV remote ... Why the fuck bother , again unless I asked for a dick pic or comparison why would you be so tacky.

Not submissive to any one ... Why assume I would be , maybe you didnt read my profile and need to go back and soak it up.

Ladies , why must we see what you ate for breakfast? What happened to a little mystery ?

... Ladies email me more add ons if I've at least made you chuckle xx

I'm not single... I'm dating a very savvy swinger who let's me flirt to my hearts content. And ticks all the boxes xxxx

Rox

38 years old, Bisexual

5'2" 157cm
Ample
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
1 or 2 piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Men Women
Aged from 30 to 45 only
Won't meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Group Sex, Oral, Rimming, Safe Sex, Same Room Swapping, Separate Room Swapping, Soft Swing, Spanking, Swingers Clubs, Threesomes, Toys

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Woman in Nottingham, East Midlands, UK

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