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A small thank you to everyone who has written to me.
For the compliments, the curiosity, the conversations, and the simple human warmth.
You’ve made this experience far more enjoyable than I ever expected.
Special thanks to those who offered kindness and support on 10 May 2026, when five men cancelled at the last minute and one disappeared for three weeks. Life can be wonderfully absurd sometimes.
In any case, the queue of men who would like to meet me seems to shrink much more slowly than my interest in any particular candidate (still largely untouched, by the way).
You have collectively transformed this adventure into a ridiculously adorable part of my life.
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About me:
Fully functional, hypersensitive, callipygian body (and brain).
Please, NO halal, NO kosher, NO vegans, NO beer-belly Casanovas, NO endless online chatting, NO pen pals, NO married men, NO attached men, NO unsolicited naughty pictures, NO hotels, NO telling me what to wear, NO one-sided effort, NO transactional attitudes, NO treating people as disposable, and most of all: NO huge penises (sorry, they frighten me).
P.S. Please use plain English (not the “F-word”).
LOCALS ONLY. REALITY ONLY.
Next-door lover-warm, simple intimacy.
I have nothing to hide (and nothing to prove).
“Cannot accommodate” means exactly that: I do not host, and I do not sleep with complete strangers.
I don’t travel in search of hypothetical chemistry with complete strangers either.
Living alone does not mean hosting.
My personal space is not part of the offer.
It never has been…
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For me, sex is one of life’s most magical, sacred and adorable forms of human connection — warm, spontaneous, empathetic, free and full of wonder..
P.S. A few memorable messages recently reminded me that reading a profile before writing is still an underrated skill.
I no longer reply to everyone without password and face.
Attention is a precious resource. I don't give it away wholesale.
Password: “picnic “
