... "Thanks again for your support, guys! I have a huge following, but it's just a shame to waste valuable time and attention on the chat collertor ..".
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A small thank you to everyone who has written to me.
For the compliments, the curiosity, the conversations, and the simple human warmth.
You’ve made this experience far more enjoyable than I ever expected.
Special thanks to those who offered kindness and support on 10 May 2026, when five men cancelled at the last minute and one disappeared for three weeks. Life can be wonderfully absurd sometimes.
In any case, the queue of men who would like to meet me seems to shrink much more slowly than my interest in any particular candidate (still largely untouched, by the way).
You have collectively transformed this adventure into a ridiculously adorable part of my life.
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About me:
Fully functional, hypersensitive, callipygian body (and brain).
Please, no halal, no kosher, no vegans, no beer-bellied Casanovas, no endless online chatting, no pen pals, no married men, no attached men, no unsolicited naughty pictures, no hotels, no telling me what to wear, and most of all: no huge penises (sorry, they frighten me).
And no eating body parts.
P.S. Please use plain English (not “F” language).
LOCALS ONLY. REALITY ONLY.
Next-door lover. Warm, simple intimacy.
I have nothing to hide (and nothing to prove).
* “Cannot accommodate” means: I do not host and I do not sleep with complete strangers. 
