"It started out with a kiss, how did it end up like this?"

Couple in South West, South West, UK

Joined: 10 months ago
Last on: 6 hours ago

So, what do we look for and enjoy about this lifestyle? Well, a big thing for us is the social aspect of actually getting to know people with their clothes on, almost as much as their clothes off.

We’re a ‘sweet heart marriage’ which means we’ve been together for decades and we’re now only just getting around to doing all the things most people do before marriage. Better late than never as they say.

What we offer is equally what we seek in return. That being, humour and flirting in equal measures, for after all, who doesn't love a bit of anticipation? This is also because human males have no baculum (maybe don’t use that word when playing Scrabble with the kids). But male hedgehogs do apparently, instantly ready for action, the randy little buggers!

Test monthly. Us that is, not the hedgehogs. No idea how often them buggers test.

We like to think we’re fun, articulate, knowledgeable, and sensual. Kids have grown and flown which means time is our own to also do a bit of travelling, including visiting clubs abroad.

When not abroad, our go to clubs tend to be PM, VA, Pleasures, Swindon Swingers, Secrets. But always open to more recommendations.

So, if you like our profile, drop us a message and let’s see if a first meet with our clothes on can still be just as exciting.

I guess the final thing is what do we look like? Well, we didn’t fall out of the ugly tree if that’s what you’re thinking. Nope, we were actually pushed, probably bounced off 5 or 6 branches on the way down before face planting the ground. So, yep I guess you could say we’re pretty darn ugly. The decision you now have to make is are you curious enough to see how ugly we are? After all, as they say, once seen, never forgotten. Haha

57 years old, Straight

6'0" 183cm
Athletic
Non smoker
Regular drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

55 years old, Bi-curious

5'6" 168cm
Slim
Non smoker
Regular drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Not looking for single guys
Couples (MF) Women
Aged from 30 to 60
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Voyeurism, Threesomes, Swingers Clubs, Soft Swing, Same Room Swapping, Group Sex, Adult Parties

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*elicious-duo (49), Couple on 1 August 2025 by Meeting in person:
We recently had the pleasure of meeting Racy Racy at a club night in Kent. Both are classy and intelligent, but with a naughty side. Both my husband and I enjoyed playing with them, and hope to have the opportunity to play again soon x