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Man in N, Meath, Ireland

... "I was today years old when discovering you can edit already sent text on WhatsApp". Friday

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Last on: 13 hours ago

This is not a ted talk so I will try to keep this to a minimum. My best self description would be Sapiosexual/Demiexual with ADHD tendencies ( Really should get that Diagnosed) with a bad habit or an affinity if you will, to be quick witted and sarcastic to the point people have said ( and by people I mean normal paced folk) that I am quite "alternative". I fall under the tall, dark and dangerous category standing at 6'3", dark brown hair, with a burly dad bod to match. I will disclaim that I only have four good pick up lines, so your all just gonna have to share them, my counter to this though is that I give an excellent kiss but that in itself is a catch 22.

I am a classic Sadist at heart thats more into BDSM and fetishes than swinging so I am on the look out for commited subs who want an ongoing dynamic. With that being said I also like the vanilla side of pleasures and happy to indulge them.

Ideally just want a FWB who wants to have some good fun.

Cliff notes:

• Safe sex

• Privacy so do not ask where I work, etc. I give 100% discretion and appreciate the same treatment.

• No eratic or disturbing behaviour.

• No one night stands.

•Please only friend request me if we have actually had more than a 3 messages conversation and you have asked first.

So if you read this far and you like what you see and are partial to a man who wears freakishly big socks. Drop me a message , let's see if we click and grab a coffee.

Disclaimer:

I DO NOT give my permission To Sydney university or Crumlin shopping centre or whatever.

35 years old, Straight

6'3" 191cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Not looking for single guys
Women
Aged from 18 to 99
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Anal, Blindfolds, Cuckolding, Dogging, DP, Group Sex, Making Videos, Oral, Rimming, Role Play, Safe Sex, Same Room Swapping, Separate Room Swapping, SM, Soft Swing, Spanking, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Toys, Voyeurism

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