Read "IMPOTANT STUFF" on my profile or don't message.

Woman in Oldham, North West, UK

Joined: 3 weeks ago
Last on: 4 hours ago

Profiles are almost like instruction manuals. How are some of you still getting it so so wrong?!

IMPORTANT STUFF (don't message without reading)

What I want from you -

Single (I despise cheaters).

Live within 15km (9.5 ish miles)

Be able to accommodate in your own home.

None smoker.

Send a face picture with your first message.

Do NOT send dick pics.

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If you don't meet what I'm looking for (except relationship status) wink. And I will get back to you if I want to.

Do NOT message me if you're not what I am looking for. Don't "just chance it anyway", it will be a NO, and it won't be a polite no.

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A BIT ABOUT ME

I've been on and off here for almost 2 years. I know what I want, and what I don't want. I already have FWBs and FBs who don't live close enough. I want someone closer so I can meet more often. I have a good friend who is my club buddy, ans we see each other in and out of clubs. This isn't likely to change unless I meet someone I want a relationship with, so don't ask me to stop seeing him. I am looking for friends with benefits, the social as well as the sexual side. Not looking for one offs.

I am single but cannot accommodate. I won't meet smokers or people who do drugs of any kind. I am not 420 friendly.

I like people who are fun, adventurous, talkative, confident and energetic. I have ADHD and would like to meet people who match my energy. I am attracted to personality over looks.

I enjoy lots of sex, socialising, walking, gym, swimming, cinema, films at home snuggled on the sofa.

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WHEN IT COMES TO MEETING

Social first, in a public place, always, no exceptions.

Somewhere quiet but casual; cafe, pub etc. Not a restaurant.

We pay for ourselves.

We make our own way there.

This is not a sex guarantee, it is to see how we get on.

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TURN ONS

Smiles, kisses, touching, long sessions in bed, quickies, outside, car fun, teasing, giving oral, MMF, MFF, swapping, swinging clubs.

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TURN OFFS

If you have pictures or videos of you with someone on your profile. Talking about sex in the first message. Hidden profiles. Calling me pet names like love, babe, honey, darling, miss, missy, Mrs, hun, etc. Foot kinks. Massages, being treated, sub/dom, BDSM, DDLG, mummy/daddy, sending my used underwear, anal, rimming, pegging or anything to do with bums, humiliating or being humiliated, breastfeeding, paying, being paid, watching on cams, phone or video sex with people I have never met. Sexual messages from people I don't know. Also, cringey usernames.

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46 years old, Straight

5'7" 170cm
Curvy
Non smoker
Don't drink
Some tattoos
1 or 2 piercings

Looking For

Men
Aged from 30 to 40 only
Won't meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Cannot travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Blindfolds, Cuckolding, Dogging, Gangbangs, Group Sex, Oral, Role Play, Safe Sex, Same Room Swapping, Separate Room Swapping, Soft Swing, Spanking, Swingers Clubs, Threesomes

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*r79 (31), Man on 6 June 2026 by Meeting in person:
Where to start haha, been meaning to meet for a while and finally got her in bed, came twice before I finished, so naughty and a tease, can’t wait to fuck her again and her her cum again

*forfun69 (34), Man on 26 May 2026 by Meeting in person:
We met for a social and they are lovely, had a laugh and chit chat ??

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Woman in Oldham, North West, UK

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