Returning after a break

Man in Henlow, South East, UK

... "Beard or no beard, that is the question". 2 hours ago

Joined: 3 weeks ago
Last on: online now!

Fancy a cheeky, ongoing adventure with someone who gets it? Say hello.

Hi, I'm a 40-year-old bloke who's been on and off the site so knows that the best fun happens when the chat flows, the laughs keep coming, and the chemistry actually sparks – not when someone just wants a quick fumble.

I'm not here for instant hotel meets or 'right now' urgency.

Life's too short (and my diary too full) for awkward small talk in a Premier Inn. I’d much rather find someone for something regular – where we can build that proper vibe, flirt properly, and turn up the heat once we actually click.

Discretion is non-negotiable – I’m not single, and I plan to stay that way.

So if you’re looking for a respectful, experienced guy who knows how this game works, can hold a proper conversation, and still has a filthy sense of humour… drop me a message.

Warning: I will make you laugh. Whether that leads to anything else is entirely up to how well you handle my terrible dad jokes and even worse chat-up lines.

40 years old, Straight

5'8" 173cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Not looking for single guys
Couples (MF) Women
Aged from 18 to 99
Won't meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Blindfolds, Cybersex, Dogging, Making Videos, Oral, Phone Sex, Rimming, Role Play, Spanking, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Voyeurism, Webcams