Fresh clean nice smelling bi guy, ready to make plans

Man in Barnet, Greater London, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 2 hours ago

What you probably need to know.

Horny, straight acting bi guy ready to travel to where you are. I love watersports both ways and (mainly F’s) but that is not all I am alaways after! I can accommodate in Basildon but not from or based there. If I am online I have had a shower that day, lol. If we meet, I expect the same from you (to be clean), or at least be waiting for me in the shower. I mostly do last minute meets or for the same day, but we can plan a few days ahead if it helps however please don’t expect us to exchange 42 passages per day until we meet. A few messages I can understand. Unless you really get my attention.

Face pics. Big LOL.

As if my face will be visible to you when you’ve got 7 dicks in your mouth. You have a complex. Chances are as interesting as the messages we exchange are, will be as interesting as we find each other’s faces.

My face pic.

Brown hair brown eyes nice smiling eyes and good mouth hygiene.

Less talk more action.

If you change the way you look at things the things you look at will change.

I love everybody.

I have wanted to update my profile for quite sometime but it just makes me exhale a nice feeling smile childishly and I’m a little to stubborn. I’m no less arrogant then I was 1-2 years ago when I wrote it. It’s not arrogance. It’s confidence. I can see why I don’t get as many responses from the people I’d like to get responses from and get bombarded from….. well, I don’t want to offend anybody!

If you made it even as far as here; If I message you first and you don’t respond (I’m about 50-50 with if I message first), the chances are it was your loss! If you’re frowning right now, thank you for not responding. If you’re smiling right now, feel free to call me a arrogant followed by any word of your choice beginning with the letter C, when you message me back.

Please please please,

If I messaged you and it’s only a sentence or two (I never copy and paste), please consider my long profile description as a long a$$ message that I wrote just for you!

I promise I’m really simple and relatively easy going.

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I used to write a/s/l in the early 2000’s!!! How times change. Crazy what being in your early 20’s does. Now this shit requires the full spiel. Ready?

Here to meet or make plans to meet, today, tomorrow, or few days. Don’t be telling me next week and 32nd October. You’ll be lucky if I remember next week. No chip. Just real. With a real life, outside of here. No pen pals if possible but I do love chatting / messaging but with an end plan of actually meeting.

As my interest list suggest that’s pretty much what I’m into but I’m also very creative. Love watersports and making people squirt. Master with mys. Left handed but highly ambidextrous so if you’ve never squirted or gushed, or think you can’t, let me prove you wrong! Lol, arrogant twat.

Ideally I come to you, or choice of place. I only search for local but will travel for the right people.

See you soon hopefully

If I’m online it’s to meet or arrange a meet.

Lastly. To all tunnel vision narrow minded blinker eyes living people, bi means bisexual. It means when a person is attracted to same and opposite sex people. It does not mean fag or sissy or poof. Nor queer or camp or lesbian. Sorry no bi guys. Yeah, coz you know they will suck and bang you like your partner never could? Or is it something else? Please enlighten me. On second thoughts I don’t wanna know :)

Am I arrogant or rude? Or obnoxious? Or maybe just not for everybody, clearly.

What’s that all about. Make love not war haha.

My messages are always authentic (means not copied and pasted for all the bi haters lol) and written with purpose.

If I’ve messaged you and you only received 2-5 words - check your profile and judge for yourself.

I’m looking for a few good regular longer term genuine friends as appose to having to play with the whole site first but no person would ever turn that down would they? Trialled one or two along the way I won’t lie. It is what it is.

Let’s meet.

1 in 7.7 billion! Imagine that. I’m talking about you, well, and your partner if they are there next to you haha. Apparently we are closer to 8.1 billion now. We were only 6 billion 30 years ago. Jeez I’m getting old. Hit me up before I rust x

Ryan

43 years old, Bisexual

5'7" 170cm
Athletic
Smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Couples (FF) Women TV/TS
Aged from 20 to 99
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Anal, Cuckolding, Dogging, Gangbangs, Group Sex, Making Videos, Oral, Rimming, Role Play, Safe Sex, Spanking, Swingers Clubs, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Toys, Watersports

Verified Genuine Profile

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