40s couple looking for fun - FFS, PLEASE READ OUR PROFILE

Couple in Crewe, North West, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 1 hour ago

HOLY SHIT BALLS, SINGLE MEN, YOUR WINKS ARE IMMEDIATELY DELETED AS ARE "HI" AND SIMILAR MESSAGES!

So far,

S has had a solo social with a single man, nothing more yet.

We both met a couple for a social, but that led to more. Ladies kissed, and swapped partners. We had a great time.

S is currently just talking to one single man, but he lives a good distance away, but the pics here, he's had first, and others, but no meet yet.

But if you want the chance to at least chat, you need to be funny and charismatic to get texting let alone into her knickers.

We feel that we need to add this to clearly state

- No we/she doesn't want to meet now!

- Men, winks are ignored and deleted!what part of that don't you get? If you can't be arsed with effort then we surely aren't gonna be arsed to even entertain your lazy arse.

- Friend requests are ignored and deleted! Unless we've had some interaction.

- Not replied, take the hint, we get/she gets a load a day, you don't need to keep messaging.

- Hi back, no we're not up to much today or the weekend, yes the weather is nice/crap, thanks the pics are nice. So now we've no need to reply and will be deleted.

- Hi, again, just cause someone is on, doesn't mean we're talking now. You men are like trapdoor spiders waiting for prey to be online and you pounce!

Just to clarify, all messages are read and replied to by Mrs S, so it can look like been online and not read, that's cause Mr L is just browsing..

Please don't send winks or friends requests unless we've had some kind of interaction first, they'll be deleted and you will not see the private pics, just because you asked.

Hi there, lovely people, We are a couple from Cheshire, and we are both in our 40s. Despite the fact that we have talked about this for a long time, we have regrettably spent more time off than on, and this needs to change!!

We are looking for fun with other like minded couples or a female, as I (S) would like to explore my bi-curious side. We would ideally be looking at soft swing, to dip our toes, as for as long as we've been on this site we have never had any experiences to share. We are thinking of exploring a club, but for newbies, this feels a little daunting, so it would be wonderful for someone with club experience could accompany us or even newbies wanting to explore together ??

Single men, whilst were not exactly looking for you, S has been open to the idea and txting men, possibly being a hotwife, So if you're older, and can hold a conversation and have a laugh then it could lead to taking it further, if you're good enough.

Ideal were looking for

- 40-60 (S prefers older for men, women can be younger).

- White.

- Be funny/cheeky. We like a laugh.

- Not too local to Crewe (No Crewe, Nantwich, Sandbach, due to job)

- S like dad bod types, not into the gym bro's.

- Non smokers only

- We do not do meets without chat and a social meet first.

- Girth wins over length. Too long and it'll hurt her.

Any men not meeting these will just be ignored, couples we're less fussy.

Please get in touch as we are happy to chat/exchange pics/number (we prefer to use telegram if goes well)

Messages back will nearly always be from S (Mrs) so may have been seen, by Mr, but they have not been ignored if we looked to be online.

Thanks for looking,

S & L

47 years old, Straight

5'11" 180cm
Average
Non smoker
Regular drinker
Some tattoos
No piercings

44 years old, Bi-curious

5'4" 163cm
Curvy
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
1 or 2 piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Men Women
Aged from 40 to 60 only
Won't meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Blindfolds, Dogging, Making Videos, Oral, Role Play, Same Room Swapping, Separate Room Swapping, Soft Swing, Spanking, Swingers Clubs, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Toys, Voyeurism, Webcams

Verified Genuine Profile

*hrouple 25 (45), Couple on 8 July 2025 by Meeting in person:
I (male) met up with Mrs S for some spontaneous drinks.What was meant to be a quick catch-up turned into hours of easy, relaxed chat and plenty of laughs. She’s so easy to talk to that time just flew by without us even realising. The banter and connection were spot on, which made what followed even hotter .., some very steamy, last-minute car fun that my wife fully encouraged me to enjoy. Mrs S is incredibly sexy but also a genuinely lovely person, and she and her partner make an amazing couple. It’s nice to have open and genuine people to explore this journey and lifestyle.

*hrouple 25 (45), Couple on 4 July 2025 by Webcam:
We couldn’t wait any longer! ?? Met online with the wonderful Mrs S, as Mr L was working. It got very hot, we are only disappointed you can’t touch online… Fabulous couple!

*hrouple 25 (45), Couple on 30 June 2025 by Meeting in person:
We’ve played down this review or you’ll all want the treasure! ?? What an absolute pleasure meeting this amazing couple! From the moment we sat down for drinks, the banter and laughter flowed effortlessly ,we felt completely at ease and comfortable. It honestly felt like we’d known them for years. The connection was instant, and there was no question about inviting them back with us – it just felt right. The way it all flowed between the four of us was incredible ,natural, exciting, and extremely hot! ?? She oozes sex appeal and warmth , she’s effortlessly gorgeous with a captivating energy. He’s got that perfect laid-back charm, quick wit, and was a pleasure to be around from start to finish. Let’s just say… we’re already checking train times ….connections like this don’t come around often!

*oupleNextDoor1969 (56), Couple on 4 June 2025 by Meeting in person:
Met up for social with this lovely couple….. spent the next 9 hours drinking, eating and laughing before going back to our hotel for some adult fun ?? mrs is a wolf in sheeps clothing ?? would definately meet again ??

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