Nothing like a Pimms on a day like this.

Man in Tilbury, Greater London, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 2 hours ago

Links to my erotic stories are at the bottom of the profile. Just copy and paste and enjoy.

Yoni massages are given on request.

I'm 6'1", 46" chest, 34" waist and used to play rugby, so not that attractive. If you think I'm joking, my face is considered an offensive weapon in 27 countries.

Also, a close personal friend once said that I have a face that only a mother would hate to slap, but still would gladly do it.

I don't have a six-pack or much hair left anymore. I am very clean, very discreet, and some would say funny. Read to the end to find out why. Some would claim I'm a connoisseur when it comes to a woman's body in that I know how to pleasure a woman to the point that she goes weak at the knees and her body quivers uncontrollably. That is just with foreplay.

If you just fancy meeting up for a few drinks and having a giggle, contact me.

I'm loquacious, get a few drinks in me and I'll make that donkey someone talked the hind legs off want to get up and go for a walk.

Erudite, the Hyoid is the only bone not connected to another bone.

Inquisitive, why do clouds hang in the sky the same way bricks don't?

Gregarious, love to have people round for a meal or a chat.

Sarcastic, I describe myself as an Idiot Savant without the Savant.

Tactile, I always find your ticklish spot.

Romantic, "Shall I compare you to a summer day, unpredictable?".

Attentive, which body part needs rubbing?

Cultured, my socks can stand up by themselves. Sorry, wrong kind of culture.

Sapiophile, if you ask for your steak Tartare to be well done, then you're not my type.

I might even look like Tom Hardy after you've had one or two bottles of wine in a dimly lit room without your glasses on.

If you have any questions, like, why do clouds hang in the sky the same way bricks don't?

I will answer.

I will travel for the right person/couple and will always turn up to a meeting. Or if you wish, we will accommodate, all welcome.

I find myself in a certain section of Boots. Let's say where the ointments, creams and pills are kept for certain lady troubles. I find it funny how we men still like to eat it after reading what they are used to cure.

Just been told that I should be bloody well hung.

Now I'm not sure if that's a reference to the proportional size of my height to the size of my penis, or for a crime?

Check out my erotic stories.

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Warren

55 years old, Straight

6'1" 185cm
Athletic
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Couples (FF) Women
Aged from 30 to 99
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Blindfolds, Cuckolding, Dogging, Gangbangs, Group Sex, Making Videos, Oral, Role Play, Safe Sex, Same Room Swapping, Soft Swing, Swingers Clubs, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Toys, Voyeurism

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*hekenties (57), Couple on 16 September 2021 by Meeting in person:
We met this guy for a social and hit it off straight away. He was such a laugh. It was a shame the evening ended but can’t wait to meet again. Very genuine guy.

*oel66 (62), Couple on 2 August 2021 by Meeting in person:
Great guy! Turned up on time with booze and electronic devices. Able to hold conversation and entertain as a gent should. In all we had great evening and time flew. Definitely one of the better ones

Nothing like a Pimms on a day like this.

Man in Tilbury, Greater London, UK

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