Looking for ladies and couples

Man in Bristol, South West, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 3 days ago

Update Dec 25: this is my second profile the other has more up to date veris but for England which is where I also spend a lot of time (although I’m not a serial shagger). The reason for this is because of the no shows, stringing along and divas that want worshipping and endless compliments with no intention of ever meeting (probably because they don’t share pics because they look as if they have just eaten their sister). I spend an amount of time in Ireland also and find Irish couples and ladies tend to be more friendly and approachable even if they have no intention of meeting. I have put Dublin on my status but am also in Louth and wouldn’t rule any area out without a little geography lesson. I am an older man though and so understand this isn’t for the majority of people. Happy New Year to you all. Hi, thanks for looking and hopefully I will hold your attention to the bottom. I frequently travel both internationally and throughout the U.K. for work and pleasure so I’m not always where my profile says I am. I’m Discreet (clean is a given) respectful single man that was married once upon a time before she started taking bitch tablets and so don't want to go there again and so looking for some mutual fun. I don't have a type except blond brunettes with lovely red or black hair that are slimly athletically and curvy and tall in a shortish way. Up for all sorts except monopoly or role playing a builder while I dig your garden and lay a patio. Happy to provide photos on request but not posted publically as so far I have seen a neighbour, a friend and my niece!!! At which point I had to rinse my eyes in battery acid. I work and live abroad regularly, am well travelled and can hold a conversation without saying 'Can I see your tits,' even though I may think it and would love to see them of course. Happy to do a social meet first with no obligation or expectation although I will only turn up in fancy dress if you prove you are there already dressed as a farmyard animal. I am also an alpha male and not remotely bi curious so guys stop sending me pictures of your cocks. I am, though, a committed lesbian so girls feel free to send me pictures of your Mary. I am here for meets but not to do the whole village unless you know a village full of good looking nymphomaniacs that are easy. I would, therefore, much rather have an intricately carved notch on my bedpost than several hacked ones. Love all fun and have a weakness for good legs, especially 2 of them with no corrective footwear, and clad in stockings or hold ups. Makes me want to rip my shirt off, tear the Argos clearence catalogue in half and beat my chest!!! Although in reality I tend to walk around like Norman wisdom and talk like joe pasqually. I am here predominately to find a regular friend but that is your choice and if you leave me in a ruined state sobbing into a blanket in the corner of the room after one night of passion...then hey I think I will try and live with that. I do like kissing so if you have a tongue like a buffalo please message me. I also like sub ladies but I treat every lady like a lady and will lead and push as far as you are comfortable with.

To all institutions that plan to copy my pics I should threatening with a Chinese burn or paddington stare but, hey, knock yourself and use them out and pretty sure they'll do you no good as they have't me!!

Update: pic of me wrestling a tiger was rejected by Fab - no pics of pets apparently!! But can send them by email.

Thought for the day: never trust a bloke who's hips are wider than your shoulders to hold your chips while you nip to the loo.

Update Feb 2022 - now back in U.K. for a while. Recently invited as a voyeur which ended with some soft play and thoroughly enjoyed it and keen to do this again.

Update Jan 2024, still backwards and forwards abroad with work. I haven’t met anybody new for a while but I’m hoping to change that. Until recently I had met a FWB from here but she has got fed up of me constantly travelling and so moved on.

paul

58 years old, Straight

6'0" 183cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Couples (FF) Women
Aged from 18 to 99
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Voyeurism, Toys, Threesomes, Soft Swing, Same Room Swapping, Safe Sex, Role Play, Phone Sex, Oral, Group Sex, Dogging, Cuckolding, Blindfolds, Adult Parties

Verified Genuine Profile

*penmindedvixen (37), Couple on 14 June 2026 by Meeting in person:
An absolute gentleman who met us dogging on a number of occasions. Always gave the Mrs what she was looking for! Very highly recommended

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