Just here for secret fun

Woman in Shipston On Stour, West Midlands, UK

... "Home alone all day with nothing to do…? I guess it’s time for a play ;)". 9 hours ago

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 7 hours ago

I’ll be honest, I’m married.

Everything has to be really discreet.

I’m a bigger woman, very chunky legs and thighs.

If you don’t like bigger women then don’t bother messaging me!

An interesting opening message would be great if you want to get past more than 3 messages lol.

Clearly half of you aren’t reading my profile at all, sending me a dick pic straight off the bat with no message isn’t going to get you to first base let alone any further. It’ll just leave you in the dust.

I’m nerdy, try and make me laugh or give me a nerdy opening line then you might pique my curiosity.

I’m not here for a quick meet up and 1 night hook up, I’d rather chat and get to know someone first and see if there’s any connection. If there’s no connection then I’m not going to enjoy the fun. Sorry!

secret

31 years old, Straight

5'6" 168cm
Large
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
1 or 2 piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Men Women
Aged from 25 to 45 only
Won't meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Cannot travel

Interests

Toys, Threesomes, Spanking, Separate Room Swapping, Same Room Swapping, Safe Sex, Oral, Blindfolds

Verified Genuine Profile

*tow guy (41), Man on 11 August 2025 by Meeting in person:
Was a pleasure meeting this naughty girl a while back. Hottie who knows exactly what she’s doing. Made me cum so hard. Nice to see her back, Hopefully I see her soon

Friends

Mike (45), Man
Xxx (46), Man
stowguy (41), Man
Deez (40), Man
Geezer (27), Man