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Woman in Southampton, South East, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: over a year ago

I am a big woman, which I know isn't everyone's cup of tea. Please ensure you know this before contacting me.

I am naturally pale skinned and dark haired. Some people say I remind them of Snow White, some say I remind them of a Vampire, and others just say I'm like an old fashioned milk bottle! I like to think I encompass elements of all three of these similes.

I'm looking for something NSA with someone kind, intelligent and genuine who can help me regain my confidence, following several setbacks, and potentially explore different interests.

I am a correct grammar and complete sentences lover; please don't leave me frustrated!

Updates 12/12

I'm not trying to sound arrogant, but am beginning to learn how this site works, and would therefore like to make a few recommendations on contacting me for the first time:

1) Please do not swear at me; I wish to be spoken to with respect. Telling me that you will 'fuck you [me] into oblivion; tear your [my] tight cunt apart with my [your] BBC' I guarantee will not achieve a response.

2) Please do not send me a photograph of your penis. I am sure that you are incredibly proud of your genitalia, and I am pleased for you, but I don't wish to have it thrusted in my face before we have exchanged any words. You would understand if you had received more than 200 dick pics over a 24 hour period. I stopped counting after that.

3) Please refer to things stated on my profile, otherwise you just look like a copy and paster, and that is not attractive.

4) With respect, I am not interested in having sex with a married man behind his wife's back i.e. where she believes she is in a monogamous relationship. This is not me being all judgemental - I simply don't wish to be an involved party. I hope that you can understand that.

5) Is the correct grammar/full sentences thing a real issue for me? Without trying to sound mean, yes, it is. Reading a message written incorrectly causes me to feel frustrated, not aroused. I appreciate that there are some situations where this cannot be avoided, but everyone should know that you is not spelt 'u', and that after a full stop comes a capital letter.

6) As a single woman on here, I receive many messages. Therefore, please do not take offence if I do not reply. I am sure that you are a great man, VWE and fantastic in the bedroom, but there will have been a reason for my lack of response. There will be another woman much more suited to you and your needs.

If having read all of the above, and you still wish to contact me, then please do. If not, thank you for the consideration and Happy Fabbing.

33 years old, Straight

5'3" 160cm
Fabulous
Non smoker
Don't drink
No tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Men
Aged from 25 to 50 only
Won't meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Please read profile before contacting. Thanks!

Woman in Southampton, South East, UK

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