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Couple in Worthing, South East, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 1 day ago

Right so where do we start with FAB ....

So we have been on here for a year and have met some gorgeous people ...also hugely strange ones to even a couple who wanted to stab each other via what's app ...ghosting lying cheating husband's getting their jollys off controllers people just disappearing ...FML you just could write it ...

So this year we are being very strict in what we want and who we spend our very precious time with

BI couples ...now that does mean fully BI not bi curious not I have touched a Willie and had a finger in a pussy ...that's not BI one that wants to fully explore and have a huge amount of laughs and banter nothing to serious ...life at the moment is already that just put the effort in to keep in contact not just disappear ...to then appear and expect us to drop everything deeerrr we have lives

TV oh the stories we would like a convincing TV femine just not the crap that goes with it the premadonna side don't do this and don't do that rules rules rules OMG the whole point of this is to be free and explore not grief femine means femine ...we are Bi sexual people which means BI sex with both of us ....yawn !!

The glorious unicorn the single female ...jeez so we have found a couple of gorgeous females who were amazing just wasn't the right time ...we either get the snotty email ...can't be bothered ...want to shag a pulse or we are too good for them to even a justify a no thanks email FML we are lovely geniune couple full of laughs and no caveats...who can say that !! ladies your just loosing out Shelly would make you cum ...and make you go blind ....

Single guys FML had the level of stupidity reached an all time high ? Guys piece of advice for free we have all seen a cock and pussy we know what it does just because you have the schlong of doom or Thor's hammer or packing the punch that would make a horse cry ....for a women it starts in the head laughs kindness and show your face regardless of whether you look like shriek show some intelligence and actually talk ...you might put women over your shoulder and drag them back to the cave FML show some class

So if your still here this is what we are looking for ...

A BI couple with laughs and banter anything else just doesn't cut the mustard be fun to be around and actually hold a conversation

TV that's actually convincing and BIsexual ...not can't do this and can't do that we are a Bisexual couple thus means sex always with us

A female that actually wants to be in a three in a geniune safe place wants to explore laugh and cum ( no we aren't porn stars Shelly is a gorgeous sexual curvey 50s women not a 20s porn star where you can hear bones snap ...and no I'm not a porn start with a schlong that would make a brizillian gorilla cry ...we will make you cum and laugh maybe not in the same breathe ha ha )

Single guys ...just don't bother there just isn't the quality or the understanding from outside that you the remotely get what we are going on ...please don't apply as you will just he blocked ...if we want you we will find you

BDSM ...we want to try it as we like the thought and love PVC and leather maybe st Andrews cross ... bench etc...we are starting out in this so going to quick will put us off ...we want teachers and a couple to explore with

And this goes to everyone put some effort in ...if we swap numbers keep in contact don't just disappear.. actually contact us rather them us make all the effort its rude and a waste of time on everyone front and NO we can't just drop everything it takes planning we both work have families dogs etc...we get dates off that we plan for and look forward to

Help us explore and have fun not get flustrated and fed up with wasted time xxx

Shelby

49 years old, Bisexual

5'9" 175cm
Curvy
Smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Shelly

55 years old, Bisexual

5'5" 165cm
Curvy
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Men Women TV/TS
Aged from 30 to 65
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Anal, Cross-dressing, Cuckolding, Dogging, DP, Group Sex, Oral, Rimming, Safe Sex, Same Room Swapping, Taking Photos, Threesomes

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*ngellegs (55), TV/TS on 16 November 2022 by Meeting in person:
I can't believe after chatting for weeks we end up at a party together and don't recognise each other. Oh well such a lovely couple and great laugh I'm sure paths will cross again xx

*jb700 (59), Woman on 16 November 2022 by Meeting in person:
Met these sexy pair at my party can't wait to see you both again x

*ussex2021 (57), Couple on 21 September 2022 by Meeting in person:
We finally got to meet up with this lovely couple. Very relaxed night with plenty of fun for all of us. If your lucky enough to get to meet this couple do not pass them by. They are what this swinging scene is about.