Im ordering lorry loads of sense of humour, lots here need some haha

Woman in Hertfordshire, Greater London, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 4 hours ago

I will match your energy and vibe and you will get back the effort you put in... ;)

dont want you to waste your messages asking for quick hook ups or car blowys ,

5 pump knee trembling bish bash bosh blokes that only leave with you smiling yourself really isn't my thing..

I just like to be honest about it all :)

Please attach a FACE (NOT COCK) pic with your message if you dont have one on your profile, I like to know who im chatting to xxx

*I know why we're all here but I'm not going to just meet a stranger for sex! sod that, I ain't going to end up in a suit case in 6 bits!!! ...

*Joke BTW to all that have been forgotten by the sense of humour fairy*

I value transparency and honesty, dont see the point in lies especially on here , if you do im Awff running for the hills !!!

No im not dominant, I like that job to be the man's;)

Good kissers to the front pretty please, love a schexy snog xx

Happy fabbing you perverted mudda fukkas ;)

P.s FED UP WITH explaining!!! if I haven't logged out of the app properly and just swipped it off it shows me online...

IM NOT!!!

Im not online day and night but apparently It just looks like I am......

Sarah

47 years old, Straight

5'4" 163cm
Curvy
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
No piercings

Couples (MM) Men
Aged from 32 to 52
Will meet smokers

Can accommodate
Cannot travel