Sporty Banana seeks Spicy Sausage

Woman in Southport, North West, UK

Joined: 4 months ago
Last on: 16 hours ago

Are you super fit, healthy & full of energy? A friend suggested I join as "Sweet & Sexy" as a way to meet guys who aren't eunuchs, chemically castrated, odd, or gay. If you are single, have a handsome baby face & a manly surge of hormones (but know how to handle them), introduce yourself with a wink or send a face pic (explicit photos not needed), as it's nice to see who I'm talking to. If we get on & want the same things, let's meet up, have a good chat & see if we can make sparks fly! You must be open to being a personal sex god who worships his goddess, so expect to be interviewed extensively before anything happens. I'm a bright yellow fruit. I'm really rather cute. If you'll wear a penguin suit, I might not give you the boot!

SportyBanana

49 years old, Straight

5'0" 152cm
Fabulous
Non smoker
Don't drink
No tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Men
Aged from 30 to 55 only
Won't meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Cannot travel

Interests

Blindfolds, Oral, Role Play, Safe Sex

Verified Genuine Profile

*ikinote (32), Man on 3 January 2026 by Meeting in person:
What a lovely meet I had with this lovely lady after quite abit of chatting here we decided to meet up for the very first time of possibly many in future oh let’s not forget her little cutie doggie ?? we went for a walk that last 2 hours plus a 15 minute chat was supose to be ???? I wasn’t expecting to see such a stunning lady wow I thought has aproaching her ??????worth the connection young lads don’t rush be patient this lady deserves manners and patient we didn’t get to get to the ?????? but surely we will get there in future xxxxx

Friends

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