Curiosity pleased the cat

Woman in Manchester, North West, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: over a year ago

I'm permanently living abroad.

I log-in here accidentally, I am no longer active on this site.

A quick guide on how to get a reply on fab:

1. READ THE FUCKING PROFILE.

2. Don't be an asshole who ruins it for the good guys.

An advanced guide on how to get a reply on fab:

1. MAKE A FUCKING EFFORT and look closely on how you present yourself. If your profile is empty, you won't get a reply from 90% of women. The other 10% only pretends to be a girl to view your private gallery and dream of sucking you off with a moustache.

- Invest time in your description: it should tell who you are, what are you looking for on here and what interests you.

- Take a couple of good photos, including a clear picture of your face. Preferably smiling.

- Now, dick pics. Flaccid penis isn't really a thing. Penis with a toilet seat as a background isn't a thing. Nudes in a bathroom full of your girlfriend's cosmetics certainly isn't a thing. Phimosis and foreskin covering fully hard penis is a turn off.

- Oh, and don't cheat on your size. 7" isn't VWE, dear.

2. Now, boy, stop wanking to those photos and focus. Read her profile. If you MADE THE FUCKING EFFORT you already know it has hints on conversational topics and allows you to discover person you are interested in. Simple as fuck, right?

3. WRITE A MEMORABLE FIRST MESSAGE.

Due to being flooded with messages we have very limited time to judge potential compatibility and attraction. THAT'S WHY IT'S CRUCIAL TO MAKE A GOOD FIRST IMPRESSION IN YOUR INITIAL MESSAGE.

- Use your brain before you use your dick. Is there anything you like/dislike/ interests you in the profile, do we have anything in common at all?

- Avoid small talks. They are like a ping pong of conversation you don't really want to have but it's polite, so you do it even if you don't mean it. 'Hey, how are you, I'm fine, you? I'm OK, ta. Wuu2' and the conversation dies because I'm already snoring from boredom or your message gets lost in hundreds of others.

- Be cautious with flattery. We know men use them to get to our pants here.

- Behave like a gentleman. If we were in a bar and you approached me with fab's most popular pick up line ( 'Squirt on my face'), you'd come back to your mates with a slap mark on your face or a drink poured over your overpriced shirt, so don't be too surprised if I ignore or delete those messages straight away.

- Tame your autocorrect and use proper grammar. 'I love a good squirrel/make you squire everywhere', 'Your fit', 'Gawjus/gorgouse/gorgess', 'nakid and hard', 'fancy a line off my cock', 'fuck u mouth smoke n chill' are only few examples from my gallery of shame.

Don't be an asshole who ruins it for the good guys. MAKE A FUCKING EFFORT.

You've made it so far? Congratulations. You deserve a treat.

About me:

Well-travelled, well-educated, sapiosexual, affectionate kitty cat with an ever-curious, Epicurean nature, keen on EXPERIENCING what's best in life.

Hedonism/sensualism/exhibitionism-voyeurism is a big thing for me right now. Passion of pleasing and being pleased combined with curiosity is my main drive and motivation to be here.

Sexually I'm very experienced, however as an experimentalist I'll always find myself a challenge or things I haven't done before. Having an open mind and mindful approach to sex certainly helps :)

When horny, I'm a proud slut, size queen worshipping cocks and very eager student of the Deep Throat University craving for certain level of hedonistic depravation - however those qualities are not available for everyone. On the other hand, sometimes I turn into a total sweetheart keen on cuddles and Netflix, craving for affection and emotional nurturance.

I would love to find a regular partner who would challenge me intellectually, satisfy me as a lover, keen on actually knowing better my complicated, sophisticated nature. I believe I have a lot to offer for the right person.

I'm really tired of being treated like a hole to spunk on and some sort of free-of-charge whore because I offer rare sexual qualities (squirting, DT, exceptional bj/handjobs), that's why I don't do quickies anymore. Fucking strangers is cool but in the long run sex becomes very transactional and depersonalising which makes me uncomfortable.

Same with 'friends with benefits'. Everyone on here wants to claim benefits but skip the 'friends' part. Ergo: messaging me only while having a hardon and ignoring me for the rest of the time isn't really my idea of FwB.

Fucking is so easy here, having a connection, in contrary, almost impossible to find.

You have to know who you are and what you want when approaching me.

PS. I don't fuck men in exclusive relationships without consent of their partner. Fucking cheating dickweasels is a moral discomfort which I would like to avoid. Karma comes back, you know.

PS2. Ladies, don't be lazy, stealing cunts. If you copy this to your profile, my birds will find you and you'll get reported.

37 years old, Bi-curious

5'10" 178cm
Curvy
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
3 or 4 piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Couples (MM) Couples (FF) Men Women
Aged from 18 to 45 only
Won't meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Cannot travel

Interests

Dogging, DP, Gangbangs, Role Play, Safe Sex, Spanking, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Toys, Voyeurism

Verified Genuine Profile

*69J (30), Man on 25 October 2016 by Meeting in person:
Well what can I say about this lady, she welcomes you with open arms AMAZING company! Great to cuddle and conversation wasn't hard to come by, such a lovely person! The meet was meant to be innocent but thankfully I was allowed to show her my skills which was greeted with a squirt from herself, unbelievable meet she sure knows how to please and gets VERY wet guys! Gutted she's leaving us for elsewhere but whoever has the chance to meet this lady treat her with respect she deserves it! Till next time ;) xx

*orningGlory66 (37), Man on 5 September 2016 by Meeting in person:
What can I say about kitty, first off I've never had a meet feel so comfortable, we laughed from the minute we met until the minute I left, her personality was only beaten by her amazing lips...I've never been so turned on watching someone spit all over my cock before taking ever inch down her throat...her squirting pussy is as good as you can imagine and I especially loved her kitty yelps when I bit her a little too hard ;) see you soon gorgeous x

*--- (30), Man on 28 August 2016 by Meeting in person:
An absolute delight to spend time with. Kitty is intelligent, great in conversation and overall excellent company. In the bedroom it was another level again! Very, very skilled with her hands and knew exactly where my buttons were and how to press them. Don't pass up the opportunity to spend time with this amazing lady!

*amie s (33), Man on 1 August 2016 by Meeting in person:
We arranged to have a quickie and I'm glad we did not only is she hot but she has great skills in the bedroom and I could see a naughty side in her that I would like to see more of, if you get the chance to meet this woman you will not be disappointed x

*rK81 (39), Man on 24 July 2016 by Meeting in person:
Really nice person. Genuine, funny and very sexy. Don't like going into detail as I'm a gent :) but I had a great time and look forward to meeting again. Treat her with respect guys n girls. She deserves it.

*u169 (40), Man on 18 July 2016 by Meeting in person:
This sexy lady asked for a quickie meet, happened to be in the area and Wow was I lucky to be invited.. Really not about to go into detail as thats for us ;-) Do not miss out if invited and do Not waste her time! Hoping for round 2 soon ;-)

*assageyoni (37), Man on 12 July 2016 by Meeting in person:
A really down to earth and open minded girl. She loved the massage and returned the favour tenfold! Amazing oral and hand skills. Do not miss the opportunity! Let's do the 500mile road trip!