I'm Back

Woman in Not Far From Anywhere, East Midlands, UK

Joined: 2 months ago
Last on: 1 month ago

I find myself back here, bit of a boomerang; leave often, come back often.

So this being Fab I am afraid I have to set a few ground rules.

1) If you have no profile photo or photos on your PUBLIC profile then please pass me by. I have no wish to fuck someone who works for MI5.

2) Random friend requests are THE CREEPIEST thing in the world, lets save you the time in sending them and me the time in deleting them shall we.

3) If your name is "Pussy Destroyer" or some such; then believe me you wouldn't. There is nothing you could do to me that hasn't been done before. Confidence is a turn on, arrogance makes me dryer than the sahara.

4) Single men; have no doubt if I am in the mood for a random hookup I shall use the search facility and find you.

5) Under 40; no thank you. Over 60 no thank you.

6) Couples, happy to chat but please be aware that within seconds I will need to know to whom I am talking to. If your wife is "out shopping" or "not available right now" then that speaks volumes.

7) Meets...…. Will never be at my home. There will always be a public social element prior to taking it any further. There will be a hotel involved which, should you make the cut I am happy to provide 50% of the cost.

Now; that is out of the way.

Now onto me

Searching for single females, exceptional couples or convincing feminine TV/TS for entertaining evenings or weekends; either with just myself or with a gf of mine (she is not local to me so will take a bit of arranging).

I would prefer the male or TV/TS was hung, 8"+ and girthy is always a good benchmark ! In good shape and able to repeat; one pump chumps aren't my thing I am afraid.

Pussy hair...… As you can (or will be able to) see from my pictures; sometimes I am completely shaven, sometimes a landing strip or sometimes hairy. My fanny my choice, if you don't like it then feel free not to mention it and just move on.

Likes and Interests

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Not an exhaustive list and all depends on where I am at any given moment.

Anal - probing, stretching, fucking and even on occasions the ultimate !

Watersports (giving and recieving; please ensure you drink plenty of water)

3 somes, 4 somes, moresomes

Public play - flashing, sex, pissing etc

Clubs - used to be a regular at a few but the scene has changed.

Facials - especially with a very heavy cummer, there's nothing better.

BDSM - if you think you are man (or woman) enough

Spanking / paddling / beating

- depending on my mood

Pumping

40 years old, Bisexual

5'7" 170cm
Slim
Non smoker
Don't drink
Some tattoos
1 or 2 piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Couples (MM) Couples (FF) Men Women TV/TS
Aged from 40 to 65
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Anal, Blindfolds, Cybersex, Dogging, DP, Gangbangs, Group Sex, Making Videos, Oral, Rimming, Role Play, Same Room Swapping, Separate Room Swapping, SM, Soft Swing, Spanking, Swingers Clubs, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Toys, Voyeurism, Watersports

Friends

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