Deviant Dumpling

Woman in Nottinghamshire, East Midlands, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: over a year ago

Sassy, subby & silly.

If you're going to message me to ask what's so strange about me, I'll save you the intrigue. I'm not triple breasted. My cunt isn't glitter coated. I don't have unicorn horns where my nips are like some sort of perpetual Madonna. Generally just a bit weird. The "quirky" one. Plus, depending on your sexual preferences, submission & masochism in itself isn't the standard norm. A knife? Are you flirting with me?

I'm essentially only still here out of habit & perverse nosiness. What if I take a decent nude and want to share it with the world? Naked arses aren't Insta friendly. Sometimes you just need your abhorrent inbox for entertainment. Poly. Partnered. Not particularly looking for anything, but heyho.

33 years old, Bisexual

5'5" 165cm
Large
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
1 or 2 piercings