Is it all a dream

Man in Middlesbrough, North East, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 2 days ago

Hi not sure how to start with this I suppose I’d like to tell you I had a 10” dick but I’d be lying and if I said I’m a regular at club F again it would be a lie I can’t say I’ve had loads of meets on this site just hasn’t happened but I’m hopeful as they say a fair maiden never shagged a pig well not in reality although it’s happened in pantomime.What I want is NSA pure adult fun nothing to far out of bounds,a woman or women who know exactly who they are and what they want.I’m not gonna light up your life just the moment we find ourselves enjoying, descretion and hygiene guaranteed.I will meet smokers although I don’t smoke myself I’ve never been offended by anyone who smokes in my company we all have the right to do as we please.I’m a straightforward fella who doesn’t bare fools gladly in fact I don’t bare them at all,I’m humorous quick witted always looking for the funny side of everything I’m able to laugh at myself so obviously I’m always going to poke fun at everyone else I mean no harm in that it’s just my natural charm witt and intelligence,holding a conversation is something I’m pretty good at unless of course I’m sat with a person of a monosyllabic nature,reasonably well educated and was a very athletic sort of bloke although I find it hard to cross my legs these days no that’s not true I’m a very active person climbing and hill walking being two of my favourite pastimes anyway that’s enough for now if you want to know anything ask me a question.Oh nearly forgot I feel that i must say I find all women attractive obviously some more than others however intelligence is an attribute that excites me.Thank you for reading my profile you are probably the first,actually you’re not a lot of fabs have looked recently surprisingly I’ve had a few conversations with people who seem to be lost because their heads seem to be stuck deep into their anal passage fortunately they fade into insignificant memories and are far less in number than the other people i have spoken with who are full of interesting stories about their experiences on this site although some people it seems do like to fantasise and bling up their stories.Anyway I’m going on to long if I hadn’t bored you senseless earlier in the profile I’ve got to have pissed You off by now.If you think you would be comfortable with my company please message me.

Derek

59 years old, Straight

5'11" 180cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Not looking for single guys
Couples (FF) Women
Aged from 30 to 75
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Anal, Blindfolds, DP, Making Videos, Oral, Phone Sex, Rimming, Role Play, Safe Sex, Same Room Swapping, Separate Room Swapping, Spanking, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Toys, Voyeurism, Webcams

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