So close to just deleting this.

Couple in Spennymoor, North East, UK

... "One more shitty encounter on here away from just deleting the account. Fed up.". 15 hours ago

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 2 hours ago

This is a long overdue update.

We've been dipping in and out of this lifestyle for a number of years now and had some amazing experiences. We've come back after an extended break looking to get very much back in the proverbial swing of things.

We're primarily looking for couples and single females for full swap and group fun. Single blokes I'm sorry we know you get a hard time here but we're not going to make it any easier for you. Reality is we can find one at the click of our fingers, so we'll most definitely find you.

We aren’t a proper couple, just fuck buddies. Female is single, male is not. His partner doesn’t know. If that’s an issue for you; don’t message. You’re not going to siphon off the female for a solo gig if you’re not open to meeting us as a pair first.

Male is handy with a camera so anyone wanting some spicy photos or videos done should come speak to us!

We only really talk to people on the understanding that we move the comms to another app pretty swiftly. It’s a good way to check if you’re who you say you are & lets the conversation flow better. If you’re evasive, give excuses or refuse to share details to go on another app; we’ll automatically assume you’re not real and that will be the end of our conversation.

It’s a harsh stance but we won’t budge. We’re much happier something being “our loss” than wasting time on someone who’s catfishing. Arrogant as fuck, but there’s usually quite a few chats going on with us here & we’re happy moving to the next in line without giving you a moments more thought.

We're actually both sound as fuck and love a laugh and the banter as much as the fuckery. We're chill to meet solo (both of us, not just the guy …as seems the norm for “couples” on here) as well if the vibe is there.

99% of the time its A (female half) working this so you're probably talking to the person you're most interested in, lets be fair.

Also we're extremely discreet. We don't care if you're our friend, colleague, neighbour, or dating someone we know. Really couldn't give less of a fuck. We agree that this isn't reality and what happens in this life stays firmly within this life. We're experts at riding you into battle behind closed doors and pretending we barely know eachother in real life.

***CATFISH AND TIMEWASTER LIST***

We will post your name here if you fail our verification checks or generally just fuck us about and waste our time.

The following profiles need to be avoided;

- RA12321: catfish.

- Aimee05: catfish

35 years old, Straight

5'8" 173cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
No piercings

28 years old, Bisexual

5'6" 168cm
Curvy
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
1 or 2 piercings

Looking For

Not looking for single guys
Couples (MF) Couples (FF) Women
Aged from 18 to 99
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Anal, Blindfolds, Cuckolding, Dogging, DP, Gangbangs, Group Sex, Making Videos, Oral, Safe Sex, Same Room Swapping, Separate Room Swapping, Spanking, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Toys, Voyeurism

So close to just deleting this.

Couple in Spennymoor, North East, UK

Looking For

Meeting

Interests

Verified Genuine Profile

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