Just a normal couple, that prefers club meetings x

Couple in Gwent, Wales, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 10 hours ago

Ok try again, we don’t want or need a Dom, it doesn’t interest us, why does Dom people think we need to be tortured.

Well, looks like it's going to be clubs from now on, seams like the only way to meet genuine swingers these days, Sorry, but need to have a bit of a rant, for those of you who cant read, we wll not reply to "hi, or even hi how are you", if thats your length of conversation, you have fallen at the first hurdle haha, if you keep saying "hi" three times a day, please take the hint, and if you cant be bothered to add any face pix to your profile, even in your private gallery, please give up, cos we cant be bothered with blind dates, no matter how good you tell us you are haha,

Hi we are G & S, as you can see from our pix, we are both natural, and we love the natural look, so if your thinking of meeting us, we dont shave(well, legs and pits haha)and we wont shave for your needs, we trim yes, but please dont ask us to be like you, this is us, anyway, we are looking for fun times with couples (bi). We are a couple looking for other like minded people who enjoy the same things in life as us. GSOH and personality more important to us than looks or age. We don\'t have any preconceived idea's about what we want, we think it depends on what everyone feels at the time. We are happy with same or separate room fun, and would love a party invite.

S loves to dress up, look good and has a large collection of lingerie that she loves to show off and have taken off, she does not like Wham Bam etc, but a quiky one off is always fun, she does love to use her toys untill she squirts, G is 5,10 slim and always up for a laugh, but very gentle, he is also a smoker, but a considerate one,

We are looking for friendship as well as adult fun, cleanliness is most important.

We can accomadate (but not overnight) due to teenagers turning up, work commitments or we can travel (within reason). We both have a bi-side, but happy to play straight. We are both natural and unshaven, and prefer the same, sorry if unshaven/considerate smoker offends some people, but thats us, normal haha

Sorry but we do have our limits,

NO pain, NO SINGLE MEN - sorry guys xxx (if we want 1 we will find 1, unless your bi, over 55 and want to be our gimp haha) We are a genuine couple and non pushy and expect the same in return.

We are both into motor bikes, naturists and outdoor life. We are honest with each other and will only play as a couple. but at parties or clubs, its a free for all and dont mind being alone with anyone haha, unless the girls fancy going for a coffee together, thats fine by us haha

We would like everyone to chat by phone first as to sort out the time wasters. and boy have we had our share of time wasters. After all we are on here to swing.

Thankyou for taking the time to read our profile and hope you enjoy our pictures.

PS, sorry to tell you, but we have the right to say NO,and if we say no please dont take offence, you may think your interesting however we may not, but if your polite you will get a response. time wasters, pushy and even rude people, just dont stand a chance, we are on here for fun, not just for you.

and please please, dont say your bi, when your profile says your staight, so many people on here change thier sexuality, just to try and get a free shag out of us, nice try, but we see through it, and your not being honest from the start, then your not for us, and for those of you who cant accomodate, your most probably married, sorry guys, no fecking chance.

ho, nearly forgot, sometimes we see single fems on here, wohoo, well we see them, but never found one to join us hahahahahaha, we just live in hope they will find us,

if you ever see us at parties or clubs, please say hi, we are easy to spot, we will be the only natural couple there haha

xxx

any institutions that reads this, single that has taken the time to read this far down, we have a special request, what's got five legs ?

The answer is the key to our pandora, if you fit our bill, your dream will come true, will face legal actions

torchy

58 years old, Bi-curious

5'11" 180cm
Average
Smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
No piercings

sussies

59 years old, Bi-curious

5'10" 178cm
Curvy
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Couples (FF) Men Women TV/TS
Aged from 18 to 99
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Blindfolds, Cross-dressing, Cuckolding, Group Sex, Making Videos, Oral, Rimming, Safe Sex, Same Room Swapping, Separate Room Swapping, Soft Swing, Swingers Clubs, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Toys, Voyeurism, Watersports

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*utandbolt (52), Man on 1 January 2024 by Meeting in person:
Met this fantastic couple over the Xmas holidays at mine. A real pleasure catching up again, both great company to be with. Thoroughly enjoyed the fun shared, Glenn so chilled and Sally on top form as always, looking forward to seeing you both again very soon…. Thanks both

*uses (63), Couple on 4 November 2023 by Meeting in person:
Always a pleasure to welcome these lovely friends to our parties. Let's do it again soon! R&S x

*hris fullback15 (50), Man on 4 September 2023 by Meeting in person:
Nice to meet the couple and chat to them both after meeting the lady in a party and she looked after me so well for my first time lovely couple hopefully bump in to you again sometime x

*torminnorman (63), Man on 3 September 2023 by Meeting in person:
Had the pleasure of meeting s and g at a function last night. A very comfortable,laid back couple who I felt very much st ease with. A great few hours spent chatting and laughing in their company, and very much looking forward to enjoying more time with them in the future. Till then. Norm xx

*uses (63), Couple on 23 April 2023 by Meeting in person:
Great to see S at our party last night. Shame G couldn't come this time, but S had a great time and was so much fun! See you again soon. R&S x

*hris fullback15 (50), Man on 23 April 2023 by Meeting in person:
Met the lady of this couple last night at a party what a wonderful sexy woman I think we got the party started lol most amazing boobs and a total pleasure to be in your company hopefully meet soon thanks for the memories lol x

*es-Anna (50), Couple on 23 April 2023 by Meeting in person:
It is always a pleasure to meet this beautiful lady.

*uses (63), Couple on 4 December 2022 by Meeting in person:
Lovely to see this fun couple at our house party last night. Thanks for coming along .... Catch up with you again soon. R&S x

*ust P3achy (61), Woman on 4 December 2022 by Meeting in person:
Meet this gorgeous, chatty, funny couple at a good friend's party last night. I'd met Sussie many years before in social situations but it was like a breath of fresh air talking to them both last night about common interests. They're definitely a couple I would have liked to get more familiar with & maybe if the feelings ever mutual, that could be a thing. You know where I am both. P3achy X

*ympho69maniac (55), Woman on 15 February 2022 by Meeting in person:
Lovely surprise to see the very mischievous Sussies back at Chameleons… she didn’t hang about to be blindfolded and five guys roasted!… I had a great time with her other half… lol … XxX Ruth XxX

*KMax (59), Man on 13 November 2019 by Meeting in person:
Met at a recent bukkake where Sussie was doing the fluffing. Apparently she was really nervous but it didnt show and Mister was a really nice laid back bloke as well.

*ussellmyMasson (29), Man on 12 November 2019 by Meeting in person:
Had the pleasure of playing with Sussie during the bowling meet very nice to chat to and made me feel welcome to the group

*ilfhunter44 (49), Man on 24 October 2019 by Meeting in person:
What a lovely couple. He's very chilled out and a pleasure to talk with. She's cute, sexy, amazing large and firm boobs, a lovely wet pussy and an ability to suck a cock like no other. Thanks for a wonderful party!

*ympho69maniac (55), Woman on 23 October 2019 by Meeting in person:
Thanks to my good friend Sussies for her fluffing expertise at today's Bukkake party! You naughty girl! XxX Ruth XxX

*ympho69maniac (55), Woman on 6 August 2019 by Meeting in person:
Lovely to catch up with my long time friends who were very sun tanned, relaxed and ready for sex! As always loads on fun and very naughty... XxX Ruth XxX

*anetandNick (58), Couple on 5 August 2019 by Meeting in person:
These two are electric! Love from Janet & Nick xxxxxx

*r. Gentle Hands (68), Man on 5 August 2019 by Meeting in person:
Lovely to bump into these favourite friends at a picnic by the river followed by private party at mutual friends house, its always good to see them and look forward to the next time. Mike

*manda321 (70), TV/TS on 5 August 2019 by Meeting in person:
bumped into this genuinely attractive and very confident pair at a picnic / party .very pleased indeed to have met!!!! this hot couple.

*arkfab (60), Man on 4 August 2019 by Meeting in person:
Well what else can I say about this incredible genuine sexy couple. Had another meet with these guys at a private house party and had fun from our initial walk and strawberry's and champagne, followed by the hot tub and then even more sexy fun. I couldn't get enough and was great to end the night on a high. x

*ympho69maniac (55), Woman on 5 June 2019 by Meeting in person:
Another encounter with my long term girlfriend, who has a big sexual appetite. She really is getting naughtier-and-naughtier every time we play together... XxX Ruth XxX

*arkfab (60), Man on 5 May 2019 by Meeting in person:
met up with S & G at a rainwear themed house party, what a great couple, we had a great chat over a break about foreign countries and their appeal as well as having some great sexy fun afterwards, a very horny genuine couple

*ympho69maniac (55), Woman on 28 April 2019 by Meeting in person:
Met up with the sexy S & G at another full on party... These two are always great fun, very experienced, and are not afraid to be naughty! XxX Ruth and my Sister XxX

*zzy555 (48), TV/TS on 28 April 2019 by Meeting in person:
Lovely to meet you both again at the party last night XxX Izzy XxX

*ruciebruce (57), Man on 23 March 2019 by Meeting in person:
Always a joy to catch-Up with these two at Chams.

*anni (62), TV/TS on 4 March 2019 by Meeting in person:
Met up again at party - Wow what a lovely pair of sexy people, great company and much fun had by all..danni xx

*ympho69maniac (55), Woman on 4 March 2019 by Meeting in person:
Always fun to play with this lovely sexy couple who are reliable, and very experienced at being naughty! XxX Ruth XxX

*anetandNick (58), Couple on 3 March 2019 by Meeting in person:
Such a delightful couple to have at our party. We are still mopping up! Hope to see you both again soon.

*dsallysolihull (52), TV/TS on 3 March 2019 by Meeting in person:
Great couple there fab to be around spoke with G and watch S play she's quite something and I'd hope to meet them again and get a chance to fun some fun together. Sally xx

*zzy555 (48), TV/TS on 3 March 2019 by Meeting in person:
I met this lovely couple at a party,we didn't really get the chance to play unfortunately but we did get to have a nice chat. I'm certainly looking forward to bumping into them again hopefully soon (so I can have them all to myself) Izzy XxX

*itenDays (49), Couple on 28 February 2019 by Meeting in person:
We met the lady at the bowling social and we enjoyed the chat and laughs. We look forward to seeing you again soon. Nitenday xx

*ve 63 (60), Woman on 27 February 2019 by Meeting in person:
Met the female of this couple at the bowling social last night. Enjoyed her company and chat a trying to put the world to right.

*eswill (56), Man on 27 February 2019 by Meeting in person:
I had the great pleasure of bumping into the sexy lady of this fun loving couple at the bowling social. Hopefully we bump into each other again soon. xx

*ornyspice (55), Couple on 3 January 2019 by Meeting in person:
Wow what a lovely pair of sexy people, great company and much fun had by all.....looking forward to a bigger bed next time! H & S Xx

*ympho69maniac (55), Woman on 2 January 2019 by Meeting in person:
Met up with the naughty Sussies at Chams NYE party... during all the fun, she seduced my sister as well!

*aucy sexy cpl (55), Couple on 7 November 2018 by Meeting in person:
Got to meet this lovely pair at the bowling, really can’t wait to see the famous bikes hope to catch up soon you sexy pair x

*r. Gentle Hands (68), Man on 8 June 2018 by Meeting in person:
Had the pleasure of spending a few days with 'S' in Cap d'Adge she is a very attractive sexy lady and a real pleasure to be with.

*anetandNick (58), Couple on 30 April 2018 by Meeting in person:
Well we finally got to meet this wonderfully exciting couple! There was so much going on at the party that we hardly knew where to look. But wherever we looked, they were always in the middle of it! Hope to get the chance for another encounter with you soon.

*anni (62), TV/TS on 30 April 2018 by Meeting in person:
mmm wow what a sexy couple - she is gorgeous and he has a yummy cock - love to play again sometime... danni xxx

*ympho69maniac (55), Woman on 30 April 2018 by Meeting in person:
More orgasms! This time in a gaol, fun couple who are always naughty!

*winging guy 09 (61), Man on 3 January 2018 by Meeting in person:
Have been friends with this great couple for some time know and bump into each other occasionally at chameleons and allways have loads of sexy fun with gorgeous young lady hope to meet again soon xx

*ympho69maniac (55), Woman on 1 January 2018 by Meeting in person:
Long time genuine bi friends, who are fun, relaxed, experienced, and very sexy… it was nice to meet up again, and what better way to see the New Year in with orgasms all round!

*um-slut-couple (66), Couple on 5 December 2016 by Meeting in person:
Met this horny pair for the 1st time on Saturday when they joined us to celebrate Sonia's Birthday. With sex happening all over the house we unfortunately missed out on playing with them but hopefully we'll correct that next time they Cum! Hope its Soon! Xxxxx X X

*ympho69maniac (55), Woman on 4 December 2016 by Meeting in person:
Nice to meet up again, this is a lovely couple who I have known for ages... very very naughty and great fun to be with... XxX Ruth

*eswill (56), Man on 4 December 2016 by Meeting in person:
It was great to run into this fun couple at a house party.

*ax-Banging (44), Man on 15 October 2016 by Meeting in person:
I had the pleasure of the sexy sussies company last night,at what was her very first visit to Newport cham's, and what a great it was.I'm so glad you enjoyed yourself and made so many new friends.Thank you so much for the lift home, and hopefully we will see you down there again soon until then Happy swinging my friend:)x

*overcock69 (53), Couple on 21 August 2016 by Meeting in person:
We met this outstanding couple for a social and hit it off with them straight away. What a genuine nice couple and we hope to meet up with them both again soon xxx

*bonyheaven (49), Man on 8 June 2016 by Meeting in person:
Solid gold couple, friends for years , we finally pinned down a private meet up with a difference. A night to be enjoyed with the lovely sussies . We met in the city , we ate,we talked ,we drank, before rounding off the night in bed doing what we like doing best! . A really pleasurable encounter all round, despite me almost losing my keys in the hotel bar ..... Phew . The London Eye next morning rounded off what really was a first class experience with a first class lady . Thank you for our shared adventure, it was a joy . Xx

*ruciebruce (57), Man on 2 June 2016 by Meeting in person:
Met this lovely couple at a club on bank holiday Monday. Had some fun. Had some food. Had some more fun. What more could you ask for? Bruce

*ruciebruce (57), Man on 5 May 2015 by Meeting in person:
I have met this lovely couple at Chameleons a couple of times. Had lots of good fun with them. Definitely the real thing. Even shared some cheesy chips with them!

*avidlooks7 (69), Man on 21 March 2015 by Meeting in person:
Met up with Sussies again at Chameleons 20/03/2015.We started off playing in the Cinema, then moving on to a room where people could watch us through the gates. We where then joined by a couple TNLA where I was treated to both the Ladies pleasing me WOW...Later on Sussies and I went to her private room to have one final play......One incredible sexy Lady with fantastic oral skills and a superb body...Look forward to seeing you again soon. And thanks Hubby for allowing Sussies to come to Chameleons alone..

*avidlooks7 (69), Man on 19 April 2014 by Meeting in person:
Met this ultra sexy couple at Chameleons 18/04/2013 where along with my buddy Andy(swinging guy 09)we where invited to a private room...I will leave it your imagination how good the play was??....Because about one hour later we where all back again in another private room for round two...Result two very satisfied males,plus one couple that travelled home to Wales the following morning with large grins and a female saying im keeping away from Clubs for a few weeks I can hardly walk.Thank you both again for a Superb night...David

*bonyheaven (49), Man on 13 February 2013 by Meeting in person:
Recently met up with this super couple again after a gap of about a year . Friendly, horny , liberated & a real pleasure to be around . Next time , we'll have to explore more of her extensive collection of toys ..... impressive , but time was at a premium for us . Lovely session , hope that's just a taster of more to come xx