We don't need no Water, let the...

Woman in Belfast, Northern Ireland, UK

Joined: 4 months ago
Last on: 33 minutes ago

Not currently meeting, will update shortly

So although profile screams exciting Newbie...im more like your favourite worn down old pair of boots that you can't bare to part with. Ive been on and off here, more times than anyone should care to admit lol. So totally know the craic.

People very rarely read bios (i'm no better myself) so i'll try and keep it brief (says a woman lol!).

Firstly and most importantly, dont do compliments, utterly pointless.. i own mirrors, so its literally water of a ducks back.

I know its a sex website, but honestly.. if you want me to respond, id start with bit of craic.

I totally appreciate how hard it is for men on here, but in saying that, if im not interested, i just wont respond. Constantly saying im 'not interested' is just killing my sex drive, so no offence intended.

Im fussy as fuck and a bit of weirdo so all things weird, geeky and fabulous.. Sign me up. You should know, i am currently in a very healthy, stable relationship with wine, so you will have to contend with that. Lol!

Lastly.. If you're married without consent (no judgement), its just not for me.. Im more interested in screwing your devine creature than screwing her over.. TEAM TITS all the way!! Lol!!

Other than that happy fabbing folks..

Party invites always welcome.

Oh aye lastly, seemed while obvious but clearly not on fab. If you put zero effort into your profile, expect zero response! The oul black shilloute pic, doesn't exactly tingle the oul clit. Lol!!

40 years old, Bisexual

5'8" 173cm
Average
Non smoker
Regular drinker
No tattoos
1 or 2 piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Couples (MM) Couples (FF) Women TV/TS
Aged from 21 to 60 only
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Voyeurism, Toys, Threesomes, Swingers Clubs, Spanking, Separate Room Swapping, Same Room Swapping, Oral, Group Sex, Gangbangs, Dogging, Cross-dressing, Adult Parties

Verified Genuine Profile

*ddieWouldGo (41), Man on 17 June 2025 by Meeting in person:
Such fun had with this marvellous pervert yet again. Perfect for a road trip, no lay-by, country road nor small town is safe

*uteirisha (52), Woman on 17 June 2025 by Meeting in person:
K is an absolute beauty!! With a glistening soul!! I'd sit and chaat for ages about the color of cake toppings! ;) Thankyou for making your way to Saturday night . When I'm headn up. I'll let ya know!!! Xx

*ildatlantic (40), Man on 16 June 2025 by Meeting in person:
I’ve had the pleasure of meeting KC on several occasions, and each time has been a blast ??. KC knows how to create an exciting vibe and keeps everything fun and respectful ??. She’s got that perfect balance of sensuality and playfulness that makes her unforgettable ????. Always a good time in her company looking forward to the next one! ??

*he Ghillie Dhu (36), Man on 16 June 2025 by Meeting in person:
What an amazing trip to the party with this hallion. If my van could tell stories! Never a dull moment when you're around. Can't wait for the next sexcapade.....more...more...more

*ophiee500 (32), Woman on 16 June 2025 by Meeting in person:
Met KC twice now at DaChurch and most recently being at the weekend. She is gorgeous, very adventurous and very down to earth! Never got to fully play with her cause she does be in demand but next time I see her il make sure I will! ??

*eelight69 (42), Couple on 15 June 2025 by Meeting in person:
Met KC at dachurch last night and wow what a beautiful woman, lovely to chat to, fabulous hair, eyes we could stare into all night but to top it off such an amazing kisser. Hope to meet u again. D&A xxx

*anther Purrrs (44), Woman on 15 June 2025 by Meeting in person:
Not much needing said…. She’s such a GOOD GIRL !!!! ;-P xxPxx

*ddieWouldGo (41), Man on 18 April 2025 by Meeting in person:
Carlsberg don't do FFMs but if they did the wouldn't allow KC through the door. Best head game this side of the Bann but thats about it. Approach with caution.

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