Experienced, selective and curious. New to Fab - but not to fun

Woman in Milton Keynes, South East, UK

Joined: 9 months ago
Last on: 6 days ago

Please read my profile FULLY before messaging. I hate to have to say this straight away but I have too many messages from guys who don’t read it and are thinking with their dicks.

I'm NOT interested in the following and if you message me your message will be DELETED and your profile BLOCKED. I don't give second chances so think very carefully before you message.

1. Guys with dick pics - either in your message or on your profile. It's not that I don't love cock - I just don't get turned on by guys who think it's their biggest asset.

2. TV/TS. Sorry not my thing

3. Disrespectful guys who expect an immediate meet

4. Guys who have an ambiguous location like "My Hotel" or "Somewhere near you", or multiple locations

5. Anyone further than 30 miles from me and claims they are often in my area for work etc. Even if you genuinely do visit my area, I’m not interested

6. Anyone who can't introduce themselves with a decent introduction. If you can't conjure up a message that's more engaging than "Hi how r u" or "Fancy a fuck" then you aren't for me.

If I delete your message, it means I’m not interested.

Now that's out of the way...

I'm confident, curious, and craving connection. I’ve been in the lifestyle for over 10 years and have met amazing people through another site. I’m new to FabSwingers, so if you’ve messaged and haven’t heard back, please know I’m finding my rhythm here.

I’m bi-curious and excited to explore that side more with the right woman or couple. For me, quality over quantity is everything. I’m not looking to rack up numbers, but to find real connection, chemistry, and shared energy.

Oral is a personal favorite, both giving and receiving. I’m drawn to people who are attentive, open-minded, and know how to take the lead when the time is right. I love outdoor adventures too… there’s just something deliciously risky about it.

I’m married so discretion is essential. I’m only available on weeknights and don’t meet spontaneously, so planning ahead is a must.

Turn-ons:

- Confidence with kindness

- A man who knows how to take control

- Curious, playful women and respectful, open couples

- Real conversation, mutual attraction, and a sense of adventure

Quality over quantity for me. Everytime.

Now prove you’ve actually read my profile by making the word “Flamingo” the first word in your message. I'll only read messages that do.

49 years old, Bi-curious

5'5" 165cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
1 or 2 piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Men Women
Aged from 40 to 50 only
Won't meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Cannot travel

Interests

Blindfolds, Cuckolding, Dogging, DP, Gangbangs, Group Sex, Oral, Role Play, Safe Sex, Spanking, Threesomes, Toys, Voyeurism

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*ussyfemuk (46), Woman on 5 May 2026 by Meeting in person:
Lovely to catch up with T for brunch, shopping and playtime at her new apartment. T has the most gorgeous figure and delicate touch and I’m so looking forward to getting naughty with her again very soon xxx

*ilverTonguedFox (44), Man on 7 August 2025 by Meeting in person:
I’ve had the pleasure of knowing this incredible woman for a while now, so seeing her join Fab feels less like a discovery and more like a long-overdue unveiling. She’s stunning, not just in looks (which speak for themselves), but in the way she carries herself: confident, funny, quietly commanding. She knows how to read a room (or a parked car) with uncanny precision. Every moment with her feels natural, exciting, and just a little bit dangerous in the best way. And yes, she somehow made a parked hatchback feel like a luxury suite. Still don’t know how she pulled that off but I’m not complaining. Welcome to the madness, gorgeous. You're already causing the right kind of trouble.

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