Banter is a Sexual Requisite, Blandness aint for me.

Man in Field 47b, The Shire, Scotland, UK

Joined: 3 months ago
Last on: 11 minutes ago

Bonjour fellow sleazey fuckers.

New profile, been on fab since fab was a fucking pipedream formed in a lay-by by people who got too picky to suck dick in a Fiat Punto on the M9. So not some newb that's going to listen to your vanilla spiel.

I'm a picky fucker, and I know what I like-- please dont change to try and suit my vibes, the real you will always bleed through eventually and I'd hate to superkick you into obscurity if we've already been banging or bantering lol.

This is probably gonna sound grim. But I prefer a regular fwb or couples who are open to the same thing.

On here for fun and social shit as much as I am to find somewhere to put my dick.

If this is you, braw, hmu. If not, no bother 'plenty fish' as they say, and this hidden world is a vast ocean of opportunity, not everyone is for everyone and I'm definitely an acquired taste.

Folk with tattoos, accents and alternative tastes to the front of the line please.

Pretty much a giant, heavily competitive in every sense of the word, more into rock and country music than any of that chart shit. 420 friendly and I'd like to say I'm both not bad looking and actually quite funny, but enough about me...

Adieu x

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35 years old, Straight

6'5" 195cm
Athletic
Smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
1 or 2 piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Couples (MM) Couples (FF) Women TV/TS
Aged from 18 to 99
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Anal, Blindfolds, Dogging, DP, Gangbangs, Group Sex, Making Videos, Oral, Role Play, Same Room Swapping, SM, Threesomes, Toys

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*iverwood25 (31), Couple on 22 March 2026 by Webcam:
Have to say that this fine young gentleman is a lovely person, great conversation, he has a great sense of humour... Can't wait to meet up in person in the next few weeks

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