Kingless Queen - PLEASE READ PROFILE

Woman in Gloucestershire, South West, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 4 months ago

To save your time and mine, im looking to meet black men ONLY.

I AM SINGLE, iv been back and forth and had this profile name for years.

I AM MORE THAN CURVY, THERE IS NUFF SHELTER ABOVE THE PUM PUM!!.

AND, you aint never seen thunder like these tsunami thighs!!.

I love to empower women, this doesn't come from selfishness, it comes from selflessness, that being said, i am looking for a localish woman to slay with.

Searching for a connection from a decent regular FREAK that knows how to handle all this, he must have a repeating dick.

I dont let people in easily, my time is precious.

Iv tried to do a vanilla life, but it was sh!t.

I despise derogatory sayings, it doesn't mean diddly sqaut.

Freaks and lovers of bigger women ONLY (i will check your veris/pics for this, cos these holes ain't just any holes, this ain't a putting green and youre an asshole if you hide your desires).

Don't be a twat (I know its hard!).

Please refer to the VERY FIRST sentence and check that you fit the bill (NO your dick size makes NO DIFFERENCE WHAT SO EVER!)

Never been a hardened "swinger", just because im on here, doesnt give me that label, i first discovered fab in 2009, so the whole, how are you finding Fab, or can i ask you a question, or how you getting on on here, and PLENTY more pet peeves where this site is concerned, grinds like balls across a brillo pad (just saying!).

If you know me, you know iv got a wicked sense of humour and accept zero tolerance of bullsh!t twatish behaviour.

Please note, each to their own, but I AM NOT, that's right, I AM NOT, 420 friendly.

I can go days, weeks, months, years without accessing this, more to the point not even having sex, cos i have a life and 9 times out of 10, my love eggs give me more satisfaction.

DO NOT expect me to answer if i feel like you haven't read my profile, if i automatically delete your message, thats on you, chances are, you and i wont fit the bill and/or iv seen that type of message before and its sent me to sleep.

Looking at pictures and not reading it was when we were in school Roger Red Hat/Billy Blue Bollocks/Jennifer yellow jugs!!.

BUSY and stressful as fcuk working life.

Lastly, if you don't like what you see or read, just keep it moving, dont be a child and throw your toys out the pram, heard it all before.

45 years old, Bi-curious

5'8" 173cm
Large
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
1 or 2 piercings

Looking For

Men
Aged from 25 to 99 only
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Anal, Blindfolds, Cross-dressing, Group Sex, Oral, Rimming, Safe Sex, Same Room Swapping, Soft Swing, Swingers Clubs, Threesomes, Toys, Voyeurism, Watersports

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*oz247 (25), Man on 30 October 2023 by Meeting in person:
This lady (mommy) is so lovely known her for a long while, her humour and looks are amazing do not miss out on this gem definitely one in a trillion x :) ;)

*rlongdistance (41), Man on 9 August 2023 by Meeting in person:
She's back!!!! :D we met years ago and honestly she is the most down to earth person it's unreal! Loads of time for this woman really chilled and super funny lol... as for in the bedroom WELL I don't wanna give too much away but her nickname is No.1 that should say it all. Glad your back hope to see you soon! X

*ongcock2020 (36), Man on 25 June 2023 by Meeting in person:
Know this beautiful curvy lady for year use to seen her in some sexy outfits at chameleons bbws party's very and and respectable lady guys respect her wishes. Xxxx

*readed King (38), Man on 14 June 2023 by Meeting in person:
Kingless? Maybe, Queen? Without a doubt!! Super late because we have known each other for years but have recently got back in touch, by far one of the most genuine people I have met from this site. Funny and naughty asf!! I have seen her in her element, taking on multiple Goliaths and winning! Somebody that I hold in high regard and who’s company I enjoy. I’m not one to go into detail on here but we definitely need a refresher

*otsoluckyluke (44), Man on 31 May 2023 by Meeting in person:
I went to meet Bings some time ago with a social in mind. She said nothing too hard core... we ended up fucking all night and broke her bed. A lovely and genuine, beautiful girl with absolutely filthy mind and incredible skills. Yum.