I solemnly swear I’m up to no good

Man in Hampshire, South East, UK

Joined: 7 weeks ago
Last on: 4 hours ago

Relaxed and here to meet fun people who enjoy good conversation, easy laughs, and chemistry that doesn’t feel like a job interview.

Qualified Personal trainer and masseuse by day

Quality over quantity and good hygiene always.

Feel free to say hello via message or winking :)

Also, “good things come in large packages” isn’t only true at Christmas.

37 years old, Straight

6'0" 183cm
Athletic
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Not looking for single guys
Couples (MF) Couples (FF) Women
Aged from 18 to 56
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Threesomes, Swingers Clubs, Spanking, Safe Sex, Adult Parties

Verified Genuine Profile

*ustBusty (52), Woman on 30 July 2026 by Meeting in person:
Mr mischief maker…… what can I say .. if the shoe fits!!!!! Perfect name for him. I have been chatting with him for many many years. Always has me in stitches and we chat about anything and everything! Although I’ve never actually played with him, I’ve seen him in action! Horny does not describe him enough! Gone are the days when mischief and I used to chat in chat rooms. My god that was 17yrs ago. Anyway…. Don’t hesitate in meeting up with this horny young man, you won’t be disappointed.

*dsurrey (46), Couple on 29 July 2026 by Meeting in person:
M met him on a previous profile and have kept in touch. Naughty and nice all wrapped in to one and a genuine guy I'm sure our paths will cross again. M xx

Friends

M (46) & D (55), Couple
SluttySamaritan (47), Woman
Busty (52), Woman