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Man in Somewhere Around, Clare, Ireland

Joined: 9 months ago
Last on: 21 minutes ago

Ah yes.. I should really fill this out but right now I can think of a million other things Id rather do than filling out a fab profile.

Did I say a million? I might have meant 1. Like..reading a book. While having a nice coffee or tea. Or listening to some music. Or listening to music while reading a book. With a nice cuppa. Or I could go outside and stare at an interesting looking cloud until it looks like a dragon..or a very fluffy toaster. I mean, I could even just sit here and have a staring contest with the mockingly blinking cursor. I am pretty sure its winning and all the blinking feels very judgmental to me.

Alternatively there is always the option to go down the Youtube rabbit hole. That always starts innocently enough with a short video tutorial on something I needed to know or some news on a movie I like. But thanks to the recommended video sidebar and its devilish magic I always end up in the middle of a 5 hour essay on ancient Roman history. Or something like a compilation of goats that sound like humans when they scream. Or goats that sound like humans when they scream and are made to recreate songs which then in turn live rent free in my head for the next 5 days. Its an interesting journey from which one emerges slightly more knowledgeable about something entirely useless for ones daily life and still without a completed profile. (Did you know that penguins have knees? and elephants can't jump?)

Where was I again ..oh yes: profile. Note to self: fill out the profile. Remind me please.

PS. Today I learned about the Manul. A grumpy looking cat that stands on its own tail to keep its paws warm. I may have found my spirit animal. still haven't finished the profile.

on another note: safe sex only, regularly tested - please do the same - it's free and easy to do with SH:24.

*** FAQ ***

in light of repeat questions I receive I decided to publish a short FAQ to answer those recurring inquires.

1. Are you for real?

Well yes, yes I am.

2. Are you married?

Yes, I am happily married. We are both on the scene, have a joint account and she is FULLY aware of every little detail with regards to my solo account and fully supporting me.

3. Is that you in the pictures?

I think so. I mean, I did take them with the camera aimed towards me but there is always the off chance of some photogenic ghost jumping in front of the lens without me realizing.

4. You into anon? Cum 'n go?

No. I value my safety and my time and I prefer a connection. Please don't ask, as refusal will absolutely offend. see question 6 for additional details

5. You into discreet?

I am into ENM. the E stands for something. something important. If by discreet you mean I dont let your other half find out what you are doing then I am not interested. Because E. To make this 100% clear: I am not interested in anyone attached playing without permission. I won't be arsed to go all smoke and mirrors because you are sneaking around your other half.

6. Are you always writing such long winded answers? I just spend half an hour reading this essay you wrote in reply to my simple request for you to travel 150 km and suck my cock in the Tesco car park.

Yes.

8. Are you always that sarcastic?

Only if I really like someone. or dislike. or if they breathe too loudly.

9. Are you absolutely sure about that Penguins have knees thing?

Yes, after extensive research I can confirm that they do. Unless there is an avian conspiracy spreading incorrect information all over scientific sources across the world in order to hide the terrifying fact that they, in fact, dont have knees. As to why they would do that I can only speculate. Probably something to do with fish.

10. Are you aware you missed point 7?

I did wh... oh DAMNIT!

SH24 all clear July 2026

Rare

46 years old, Bisexual

5'11" 180cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Couples (MM) Couples (FF) Men Women TV/TS
Aged from 35 to 58
Won't meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Voyeurism, Toys, Threesomes, Taking Photos, Swingers Clubs, Soft Swing, Separate Room Swapping, Same Room Swapping, Safe Sex, Role Play, Oral, Making Videos, Adult Parties

See 1 Public Videos

Verified Genuine Profile

*affasCoffeeSocials (40), Woman on 22 September 2026 by Meeting in person:
How have I not verified this gent before! He’s part of the furniture now at my socials, always supportive and demanding I host more when I decide never again! M is an ideal guest…friendly, warm and puts himself out of his comfort zone to chat to new people. His mingling skills have gotten better and better…I’ll be handing the hosting baton to him soon!

*.U.S.T (39), Woman on 2 September 2026 by Meeting in person:
Another absolute pleasure to have TheRareEdition join us at LUST ???? From the minute he arrived he always brings great energy, plenty of laughs and fitted into the madness perfectly. Friendly, respectful and exactly the kind of person who adds to the atmosphere rather than just attend it. We’re delighted he enjoyed Red Hot Summer because we certainly enjoyed having him there. Till next time A & M x

*.U.S.T (39), Woman on 6 March 2026 by Meeting in person:
Thanks for joining us at our Valentine’s event and helping make it such a fantastic night. Valentine’s was best spent surrounded by good energy, great company, and a lots of mischief. We loved having you there and hope to see you again at future LUST gatherings. Andrea & The LUST Team ??

*riniboo (42), Woman on 6 February 2026 by Meeting in person:
Met this man at a recent coffee social . He has a great way with words that’s for sure . Easy on the eyes too . Trini xx

*ACOL (42), Couple on 4 February 2026 by Meeting in person:
Oh lala! What have i stumble on, a PERV! We know this GENTLEMAN for a while now, we consider himself a close friend, would recommend to anyone, generous lover, very communicative but overall great fun. PS: quack quack! L&L

*ookAndDork (45), Couple on 26 January 2026 by Meeting in person:
Rare indeed. We count this guy as a friend and it's well deserved. He's smart and funny and knows more about obscure music than anyone we've met. On top of all that he has great hair. He's also gentle, thoughtful and attentive and all those things ticked our boxes. 10/10 would review again.

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