Twirling back into the site, to do the naked tango with...

Woman in Birkenhead, North West, UK

Joined: 2 months ago
Last on: 3 hours ago

So...

Here we go again... Third time on this site...fingers crossed this time I'm on here more than 2 weeks....

First time on the site in 2022, totally freaked out, over how many messages I received. And closed my account, without meeting anyone. Think I was on less than 3 weeks..

Then had my first trip to a swingers club in Manchester in seotember 23, went to Adam and Eves for an afternoon delight, as I had a rare week off work, and didnt have the funds for a first class ticket to Antigua...sods law...

So I had the best mind blowing adventure holiday at home... and it just cost me a cup of peppermint tea for £1..., for an afternoon delight, with a group of people, and I had met one of the group, while changing the bins at one of the company's I cleaned at, very strange conversation to have a work lol..I was literally like a nervous wreck thinking I would get into trouble for sexually harassing the staff..

I promise all I did was change the bins, fully clothed, looking like a scruff as I had 5am starts at the time so was 8 hours into my cleaning day.....

Then had a visit to townhouse...Oct 23, it was an event night, sell out evening, the place was ram jammed to the rafters... I didn't do anything, just had a cup of tea down stairs, was abit freaked out by what I seen upstairs..I think it's going to be awhile till I'm ready for any of that stuff.. but loved the vibe downstairs, hands down that was the best bit, it was the best atmosphere of any bar I have ever been in, in my life, and not only am i well travelled, I have been lucky enough to have even worked in the finest drinking establishments in Birkenhead.. ( the things I had to do for PlayStation games I'm telling you) and no bar beat the atmosphere downstairs in townhouse, and everyone I spoke to was lovely. X

Then joined this site for the second time, in October 23. But was only on the site less then 2 weeks... And ended up with a boyfriend....had a whirlwind romance..

And it was a full on hallmark cheesy movie, kind of whirlwind romance, had the best time ever, we were away the other week, and I told him something I had done imy past...

I was young worked in a fancy bank, was between boyfriends and decided to get a bj buddy to practice... method in the madness I would be able to keep a man, because I would be so good at bjs he would never leave me....

but only did it once on my lunch break....Now 41 and still single so you know that's my skill level...

And the "new ex boyfriend" couldn't deal with it...even though ironically, I met him on this site, we were total strangers to each other... And the first time we met up..

I put on my CEO hat ...And ummm... made him give me oral sex in the passenger seat of his car... I never went near him...30 mins later was at home in my pj's, alone with a McDonald's hot chocolate, enjoying housewives on the telly..... then boom he wanted me to be his girlfriend...and he didn't want to swing...

.now I have been traded in for a better offer, after being fattened up, so at the moment a chunky dress size 12/14 which ain't a good look on a 4"11 woman... my wobbly bits, have wobbly bits...but I'm working on it....

So not looking for a good time this weekend, going to need a few weeks to get in shape, but who knows might be up for a cheeky afternoon delight before the end of the month....if someone is up for you know doing the naked tango, with a dumpy middle aged woman.....

So not sure what stage I'm at in life..I was a millionaires wife, and he was in my life for 9 years..(mad scottish bastard, made sub sea electrical wiring, and wired up oil rigs off shore wind farms,and every submsrine being built on the planet, he is now a resident of Singapore, and I never took a penny from him, not even 1 weeks rent, so hevis loving life on his fancy boat he? worked hard enough for a boat.

I then became a cleaner, while studying to be an accountant..landed the dream job aged 40, then the rug was pulled under my feet, then went back to cleaning in Jan 23, did start applying for decent "proper fancy jobs" Sept 23, then was distracted by the boyfriend I landed...... but in final stages of recruitment for a few fancy job roles, and still feeling confident to apply for a few more, so I'm a workaholic, so crossing paths won't be easy, but hope we have fun when they do cross...

im just on here to find some fun times, to keep my eyes twinkling in the nursing home, you know I'm along time dead..only the good die young, and no rest for the wicked and all that jazz and knowing my luck I'm still going to be working to pay for bloody electric when I'm 105, or end up with an illness that has me bed bound for life.

So looking for no strings attached fun, that lines up with my free time. Don't care what your, race, religion, height, weight or how old you are ( well you have to be older than I am, I have a 25 year old son so don't go younger at the minute for fear of crossing paths with someone he knows!!! I would be mortified) or if your a man or a woman ( although I never been with a woman, yet as I'm not great at womaning it and just don't think I'm good enough for a woman) men will literally do anything.

I treat people the way I want to be treated... just don't be a weirdo and murder me...

Oh I'm not into anything kinky...no whips or chains nonsense for me...but do love being intimate in the most boring way possible..

I'm 41, 4"11, very curvey but working on that, not a barbie kind of girl, not glam at all.....

My playing out budget, can probably stretch to splitting the bill on a hotel room, twice a month max at the minute. And my favourite hotel in Liverpool is the Malmasion, as has super cute bathrooms made for steamy sex....if I won the lottery, I would have a malmasion Liverpool bathroom, built in my grand design style house I would be building with my winnings....

I do not need any help with my bills, I'm doing just fine covering them, even with my crappie cleaning jobs at the minute...

Looking forward to crossing paths with you lovely, sexy, horny people soon....x

Xxx.

(The travel pictures in my profile were taken prior to 2018, Singapore, shanghai, Antigua, Seoul. the rest have been taken from July 23 onwards with the cable car picture, and in the ms piggy pink dress, taken in Turkey the other week,January 24.)

Xxx

loulou

42 years old, Straight

4'11" 150cm
Curvy
Non smoker
Don't drink
Some tattoos
1 or 2 piercings