one life live it

TV/TS in Cardiff, Wales, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 2 weeks ago

Looking for the hottest, pert bum around

A wise wizard once said, 'Words are, in my not-so-humble opinion, our most inexhaustible source of magic.' With that in mind...

Hello lads and ladies!

I'm a delightful kinda babe, who likes nothing more than bedroom gymnastics with the right person.

The first thing people usually notice about me is my intelligent personality, closly followed by my smashing legs. You may find yourself awed by the callibre of my legs and bum. I will be sure to bring myself well-oiled to our date, so that you can appreciate my body to its full.

I work as a underwater bricklayer, helping otters. This allows me to exercise my skills: wielding weapons and intelligence. Dating me will be a little like dating royalty. I once saw Bart Simpson getting off a bus, and the paparazzi have been after me ever since. We'd better keep your kit on out of doors!

My life goals include:

Recieve a telegram from an owl

get jiggy with you

Become the best underwater bricklayer I can be

Help all the otters in the world

If you're the right person for me, you'll be energetic and witty. You won't be afraid to swallow and will have a healthy respect for my arse.

My ideal date would involve oral in a hotel room in Wales with a sexy person by my side. While we're there, I lick your pert bum and imagine retelling the occasion to my mates.

I promise I'll turn up to our date looking good and smelling amazing. You'll have no personal hygene worries, and I hope I'll be able to say the same about you.

And I'll leave you with a quote from the one-and-only Harry Potter: "It seems as though I always knew I'd have to face him in the end."

Tracey

36 years old, Bisexual

5'10" 178cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
1 or 2 piercings