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Woman in Somewhere Dark And Gloomy, North West, UK

Joined: 4 weeks ago
Last on: 5 minutes ago

Middle aged and overweight.

A little fucked up. Physically and mentally.

Occasional grey hairs, added bonus of a few toe hairs.

My pretty days are long gone, you're gonna want to switch the lights off. Kinda face you need a bottle of whiskey before kissing.

99% bore, 1% slightly slutty

Fabs best crappiest blow job giver. It's the lack of enthusiasm. And the teeth.

Not here for your pleasure. My probation officer told me I needed more hobbies and the local women's institute kicked me out. So here we are.

Luckily for me I am the proud owner of the correct hole that none of that matters on here. Yay for the vagina! FYI mine is a tad hairy.

^not sarcasm. I'm not pretty, not even a little bit so please don't think I am. READ THIS!!!!!!!

UglyBird

44 years old, Straight

5'11" 180cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
3 or 4 piercings

Couples (MF) Men
Aged from 99 to 99 only
Won't meet smokers

Cannot accommodate
Can travel

Blindfolds, Making Videos, Oral, Role Play, Same Room Swapping, Spanking, Swingers Clubs, Taking Photos, Threesomes

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