I'm very picky, please read the profile.

Woman in Devizes, South West, UK

Joined: 3 months ago
Last on: 7 days ago

First of all, thanks for not having a dick pick as your main profile picture. If you have, unless its an artistic moody shot then I'm probably not the woman for you.

Seriously, I like to get to know a person a bit first before I encounter your junk!

Anyone who hasn't got a face picture on the site is obviously not my type of person either. Doesn't have to be your profile, but at least have it so I can look before I reply.

I judge myself to be a curvy lady. Some may say fat... depends on what you like. I'm told I have a nice bum and boobs and my waist still goes in... but I am size 18. If I'm not your cup of tea, then happy hunting elsewhere.

I'm an independent person and I am looking to enhance my life, not add drama, so just be honest... I don't judge. However, if I catch you out in a lie then its goodbye.

I have a good selection of male friends. But what I'm looking for is a regular local (Devizes or 5 miles either side... no further) person who wants to be friends in and out of the bedroom. I'm not looking for a huge commitment, just dont want to be anyones dirty secret anymore!

If I need to spell it out, I do not want to meet anyone who is already in a relationship. I've been cheated on and I won't do it to another woman. I am truly a believer that if it isnt working end it or at least be honest with your wife!

As you can see, I am honest and upfront. I am looking for the same. If that scares you or turns you off, then again, good look hunting elsewhere, no hard feelings.

Thanks if you read to this point... you've shown you are at least slightly in me as a person not just a kink dispenser!

PS... on no account do I do anal. However, I will do whatever you want to your body!!!

Unicornlost

60 years old, Straight

5'0" 152cm
Ample
Non smoker
Don't drink
No tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Men
Aged from 35 to 70
Won't meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Cannot travel

Interests

Blindfolds, Safe Sex, SM, Spanking, Threesomes, Toys

Verified Genuine Profile

*hou1dn0better (59), Man on 20 April 2026 by Meeting in person:
I met J today for coffee. A very honest and genuine lady with a lovely smile and curves! I look forward to our next meeting which should be interesting...! M x

*ringmesunshine (43), Man on 19 April 2026 by Meeting in person:
Met this gorgeous lady for a second time..w what fireworks! Absolutely amazing lady! X

*ringmesunshine (43), Man on 10 April 2026 by Meeting in person:
Met this wonderfully sexy lady, what a great laugh to be around, very much hope to meet again very very soon, take care x