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Man in Parbold, North West, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: over a year ago

Experienced Mature Gentleman,Can accommodate , none pushy guy, come relax with me if you are interested in meeting, or maybe accompany me to a club, just message me, I’m sure you won’t be disappointed. Always showered fresh and shaved in all the right places before meeting. Like visiting swingers clubs. This made me smile . Make sure you get the correct insurance for the sex you are having.

Below you will find a list of companies, catering for most tastes.

1. Sex with wife: Legal & General.

2. Sex on the phone: Direct Line.

3. Sex with partner: Standard Life.

4. Sex with some1 different Go Compare.

5. Sex in a car: Sheila's Wheels.

6. Sex with a posh bird: Privileged.

7. Sex with a tranny: Confused.com.

This always makes me giggle and is so true for this site:

When I was in school I was told:

PUSSY was a CAT

COCK was a ROOSTER

SEX meant GENDER

SPIT-ROAST was a way of cooking chicken

BITCH was a FEMALE DOG

TWAT was a pregnant FISH

DICK was a NAME

BANG was a SOUND

BBC was a TV channel

GB was the Great Britain

RUBBER was an ERASER

ASS was an ANIMAL

SCREW was a FASTENER

BONK was a BANG on the HEAD

HEAD meant a PART OF BODY

BALLS meant a ROUND TOY

NUTS meant DRY FRUIT

AC/DC was a band,

A & O levels were qualifications

CLUBS were for dancing in

69 was just a NUMBER

......and then I came across Fab.... and all my education was ruined right then n there.. If a meeting happens, all the better Make sure you get the correct insurance for the sex you are having.

Below you will find a list of companies, catering for most tastes.

1. Sex with wife: Legal & General.

2. Sex on the phone: Direct Line.

3. Sex with partner: Standard Life.

4. Sex with some1 different Go Compare.

5. Sex in a car: Sheila's Wheels.

6. Sex with a posh bird: Privileged.

7. Sex with a tranny: Confused.com.

This always makes me giggle and is so true for this site:

When I was in school I was told:

PUSSY was a CAT

COCK was a ROOSTER

SEX meant GENDER

SPIT-ROAST was a way of cooking chicken

BITCH was a FEMALE DOG

TWAT was a pregnant FISH

DICK was a NAME

BANG was a SOUND

BBC was a TV channel

GB was the Great Britain

RUBBER was an ERASER

ASS was an ANIMAL

SCREW was a FASTENER

BONK was a BANG on the HEAD

HEAD meant a PART OF BODY

BALLS meant a ROUND TOY

NUTS meant DRY FRUIT

AC/DC was a band,

A & O levels were qualifications

CLUBS were for dancing in

69 was just a NUMBER

......and then I came across Fab.... and all my education was ruined right then n there.

kev

60 years old, Bi-curious

5'8" 173cm
Athletic
Non smoker
Don't drink
No tattoos
1 or 2 piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Couples (FF) Women TV/TS
Aged from 18 to 70 only
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Voyeurism, Threesomes, Taking Photos, Swingers Clubs, Spanking, Soft Swing, Separate Room Swapping, Same Room Swapping, Safe Sex, Rimming, Oral, Group Sex, DP, Blindfolds, Anal, Adult Parties

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