Rolling Into the Swing of Things (Literally)

Couple in Newport Pagnell, South East, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 6 months ago

About Me:

Well, where to start? Last year, my brain decided it wanted to play a game of “How much chaos can we cause?” and gifted me a stroke. Charming, right? Since then, I’ve been rolling through life with my trusty powerchair or rollator, because walking unaided is soooo last season. Bonus round: I’ve also developed epilepsy (because why stop at one surprise?) and my libido took a nosedive, leaving me ace (asexual) but not by choice.

That said, I do get the occasional flutter of sexual desire—it’s like spotting a rare bird—and I’m demisexual too, so if we’re vibing, there’s a chance. But let’s be clear: no hookups, no dick pics, no “Hi, sexy” messages. If you send me unsolicited anatomy shots, rest assured I will be laughing at them while I roll my eyes and curse the lack of profile-reading skills in the world.

Before my brain tried to assassinate me, my partner and I were dipping our toes into the swing community and enjoying it. I’m an exhibitionist and hoping the thrill of it all might reignite my spark. Swinging might be a bit unconventional for someone with my current relationship with desire, but hey, life is weird, and so am I.

What I’m Looking For:

Friendly chats, making connections, and having a laugh. I’m not here to play the numbers game or collect matches like Pokémon cards. I’d much rather make genuine connections, even if they’re purely platonic. If you’re kind, funny, and can hold a decent conversation, we’ll get on just fine.

Fun Facts About Me:

• I’m excellent at rolling into a room (powerchair for dramatic entrances).

• I love terrible puns. I’m wheely good at them.

If you’re looking for someone who’ll keep you laughing while keeping things real, drop me a message. Just… read the profile first, yeah? It’s not a novel.

Laura

42 years old, Bisexual

5'5" 165cm
Curvy
Non smoker
Don't drink
Heavily tattooed
More than 5 piercings

years old,

cm

Non smoker

Looking For

Men Women
Aged from 30 to 60 only
Won't meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Cannot travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Soft Swing, Swingers Clubs, Taking Photos, Voyeurism

Verified Genuine Profile

*ikingstrongman (41), Man on 19 September 2023 by Meeting in person:
Known this treasure for years. Cute funny sexy all rolled up in to one. Amazing in bed and great person to talk to. Treat her well

*litterinthegrey (45), Man on 3 June 2023 by Meeting in person:
She's awesome and you'll be very lucky to meet her. She says she's stabby, but she's never stabbed me. A truly excellent person.

Friends

N (45) & L (42), Couple
N (45), Man
L (43) & J (43), Couple