Wombling free

Man in Guildford, South East, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 12 minutes ago

PLEASE READ MY PROFILE BEFORE MESSAGING..

Looking for MF couples and women.

I do have a long term partner, if that is a problem stop here, otherwise please carry on reading.

Tired of sending a polite and respectful message to people who delete messages without reading them or reading them without replying. Seriously, how hard is it to simply say, "Thanks for your message, but, etc."

I will always reply to messages, but those of less than three syllables reflect a lack of effort or interest.

Please be able to swap face pics and phone numbers before meeting or it won't be happening.

I will always decline instant meets. Aside from being too shallow for me, I have a life and any meet therefore needs planning.

I am masculine, older, clean and polite, looking to provide and enjoy unhurried intimacy and pleasure, and if we click, maybe it will not prove to be a one off.

To avoid disappointment please note that I do not meet in the woods, behind bushes, in caves, caverns or in cars, nor in car parks or cupboards, or in public toilets, bus shelters, lifts or in shopping trollies, up trees, up flagpoles or indeed up lamp posts, neither do I meet in fields, ditches, service stations or laybys.

Though I am looking for something not overly "serious", I am equally not looking for short notice quickies, there really has to be some connection.

If you managed to get this far, well done, you definately deserve a medal!

Hugs

Frabjous Wombler

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Wombler

65 years old, Bisexual

6'0" 183cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Couples (FF) Women
Aged from 25 to 85
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Anal, Blindfolds, DP, Oral, Rimming, Role Play, Safe Sex, SM, Soft Swing, Swingers Clubs, Threesomes, Toys, Voyeurism, Watersports

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