Looking for new adventures. Also looking for semi-regular fuckbuddies

Couple in March, East Midlands, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 3 days ago

First of all, some things for you to note:

1. READ THE PROFILE!

2. We do occasionally have a MASSIVE clear out of ALL messages (both read and un-read) as it does get difficult to manage. If you have messaged us previously, and your message was deleted, please don't take it personally: please message us again.

3. Due to some recent problems with single males mucking us around, our friends list is now reserved for couples and single females that we want to meet, or have met (and want to meet again). Single males will ONLY get on our friends list IF WE HAVE MET YOU (Sending us an un-invited friend request MAY GET YOU BLOCKED). Sorry chaps, but the "messers" have spoilt it for the "faithful". (Moan over)

4. WE DO NOT DO Kik OR WhatsApp.

5. To message us you MUST have public pictures on your profile (otherwise your message might simply be deleted without being read)

6. Random friend requests without, at least, some conversation between us or without our permission/request may get you blocked.

7. If you arrange to meet us and do not show up without a decent reason, supplied BEFORE the event, YOU WILL GET BLOCKED!

8. We take photos and videos of our meets, for our personal use only (and maybe posting on here, with any participating people's permission). This is non-negotiable unless agreement is made to the contrary. If you don't want to be pictured or filmed, don't meet us! It really is that simple.

One other thing... we are NOT free today, unless we specifically state it in our status or we are on the "meet today" list. Thank you.

...now on with the profile...

UPDATE

We are planning an overnight stay in the Ipswich area on 11th May. If you would like to join us either during the afternoon of 11th and/or the morning of 12th then please message with "Stepladder" as the codeword to include in the title of your message.

Hi.

We are a couple in our fifties. We would like to hear from single males and females, couples and groups that would like to meet up with us for fun times. Party invites welcome. We are both experienced in the swinging lifestyle, although Workman is more experienced than Bonita - but only because he's been doing it for longer! A wink to us, or a message shows us that you're interested in finding out more. It therefore follows that if we wink or message you, then we are interested - wink back or message us if you want to take it further.

We are into soft or full swap, safe or bare play (we prefer bare). we can travel and accommodate.

workman, sometimes plays alone and has permission to play with females/couples. ...yes, he actually does: see our verifications, and Bonita will confirm that if requested. (He has a fully verified solo account on here: o69me, if you want to take a look). Bonita also sometimes plays alone but ONLY after we have BOTH got to know you (but not in the biblical sense where Workman is concerned for males). Message us for details.

Further to the playing separately comments above we are on the lookout for an "official" Fuckbuddy for each of us. Get messaging everyone. If there are any couples out there that fancy being our fuckbuddies (to meet together and/or separately) then that's fine too. PLEASE NOTE: Any prospective FB MUST be fairly local (within 25 or so miles) to us. If you would like to be considered to be a fuckbuddy for one (or both) of us please put the word "Hammerdrill" somewhere in the subject line of your first message.

A bit about us:

Workman is 5'11", slim, medium build and WE. He is EXCELLENT at oral sex and he really enjoys cleaning creampies: whether that be from our male visitors after they have finished with Bonita, or from couples that have sex with each other during meeting us. He is also available individually, if you need his cleaning services (indeed, he is sought after for his services). Naturally, he enjoys straight sex also.

Bonita is 5'0" size 14 with an excellent figure and wonderful pert, 34DD breasts. She enjoys lots of foreplay and oral along with all kinds of fun as long as it's cock related: the more the merrier! She has recently experienced DV, and this is something she REALLY wants to do more of.

We both have an excellent sense of humour and both enjoy all forms of fun, with the exception of the usual No's. We are very outgoing and broadminded - there isn't much that shocks us. We have a number of fantasies that we are looking to make real; they involve singles (of both sexes), couples and groups, of all ages.

We have had so many messages from single guys, we cannot possibly respond to them all so please don't take offence if we don't. That said, so many of them are one-liners, or at best a maximum of 5 words: THESE ARE MOSTLY IGNORED AND/OR DELETED WITH NO RESPONSE. We have also noticed that people who message us for the first time do not read our profile and put the correct "code word(s)" as the title. All decent messages, longer than 1 sentence and written in correct english are considered. Any first-time message sent from people not on our friends list, without the correct "code word(s)" are likely to be deleted without even being read. (People on our friends list are NOT bound by these rules). We have also set our message filters so that you can ONLY message us if you have PUBLIC photos on your profile. If you message us without any public photos available (i.e. you make one public just to message us and then make it private again), YOUR MESSAGE WILL IMMEDIATELY BE DELETED AND YOU MAY BE BLOCKED.

UPDATE REGARDING MESSAGES: As we get so many messages. We often find that we miss ones from people we want to hear from (or they "drop off" the bottom of our inbox). Please don't take it personally. Please do message us again. We also find that we have to regularly delete all read messages in a bid to find the ones that we have missed. If this is the case, we may need reminding from time-to-time of our earlier conversations with you. Hope you understand.

Please do allow us time to read the messages that you send. Although one of us (mostly Workman) monitors our inbox (and fields/deletes messages where appropriate), we will not arrange anything unless we are together (unless you are requiring just Workman's services). We both have busy lives.

Any couple wannabe's who aren't, in fact, couples WILL be found out and WILL be blocked: As will people who pester us, are rude to us, or who muck us about in any way - YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

Face pics are available for GENUINE people only, who are PHOTO VERIFIED and match at least one of the following: have at least one verification; who have face pics on their profile; or who provide face pics to us first (you MUST have a RECENT verification) - provided we both agree, we will send ours by return.

So that we know you have read our profile, please put the word "pickaxe" somewhere in the title of your message.

To be considered for our shortlist of participants for any of our upcoming group meets, please send us a message with the word "screwdriver" in the title, tell us a little bit about yourself (we're not looking for war and peace - just a few words/sentences) and why you think you should be considered. Also please send recent face and unclothed photo of yourself (ideally, these should on the same photo but it's not compulsory). Friends and people we have met before get priority. Shortlists are normally compiled by workman. The final attendees are selected by Bonita, and Bonita alone.

If you would like an oral-only meet from us (suck/lick and go) kind of thing, then please use the codeword "syphon". Both Workman and Bonita are available for these meets for females and males respectfully. These can be at ours or at your place. As stated previously, Workman is also to perform creampie cleanup duties for such a meet too. If you're meeting Bonita at one of these meets, guys, them more than just a blowjob MIGHT be on the cards - but this AT BONITA'S DISCRETION and HER decision, AND HERS ALONE.

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Workman

55 years old, Straight

5'11" 180cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Bonita

56 years old, Straight

5'0" 152cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Couples (MM) Couples (FF) Men Women
Aged from 18 to 65
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Blindfolds, Cuckolding, DP, Gangbangs, Group Sex, Making Videos, Oral, Same Room Swapping, Separate Room Swapping, Soft Swing, Spanking, Swingers Clubs, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Toys, Voyeurism

Verified Genuine Profile

*arkChocoMan (38), Man on 22 April 2024 by Meeting in person:
I've met Workman and Her at their place. They are super nice couple, made me very welcome with their hospitality. Workman is a great guy and chilled.. Her is a good Sub with nice curves and great boobs! Looking forward to seeing them again soon x

*oeBlack4 (45), Man on 23 February 2024 by Meeting in person:
I was fortunate enough to meet this genuine lush and sexy couple again. What followed was an evening of erotic sensual passionate sex. I just could not get enough of the super sexy Bonita. An absolutely genuine couple

*oyben (33), Man on 25 February 2022 by Meeting in person:
Lovely couple very welcoming and making you feel relaxed, great blowjob skills also, would love another

*oeBlack4 (45), Man on 19 February 2022 by Meeting in person:
One word ‘Awesome’ I was fortunate to be invite to their home after weeks of chatting. What followed was a night of sex sex sex … and it was erotic sensual and passionate - an intoxicating mix I’d love to meet this awesome genuine couple again and hear the word ringing in my ears ‘encore’

*lkstud4u2 (53), Man on 18 August 2021 by Meeting in person:
I met this couple again for another out of this world experience, workman, what a gentleman, and her, mmm, a little raver that rocks ya boat, sexy and naughty that’s who she is and you just feel the need to ravage her, she has an amazing body you can’t help but drool over, her breast are amazing and the cutest ass you could ask for, just love exploring every in hot her, thank you for the treat guys, :- ) xxx

*arl James (43), Man on 16 August 2021 by Meeting in person:
I had the pleasure of spending a wonderful weekend with this lovely couple at their place. After a brief chat and welcoming another guy we went to the bedroom to start the party hehe The lady has a good body, great breasts and excellent oral skills, it was good that she had good stamina and was happy to please and be pleased..... We took the action downstairs to the lounge later that evening and when I was left alone we played again upstairs for most of the evening and the next morning, let's just say that weekend was one to remember, do get to know this couple, they are great company and genuine players x

*oyBoy12 (24), Man on 16 August 2021 by Meeting in person:
Second meet with these two and they are wonderful hosts. Both are very laid back and enjoyed every moment. Shame I had to leave so soon! Looking forward to next time!

*archfun123 (37), Man on 24 June 2021 by Meeting in person:
Met this great couple today, both really welcoming, M really laid back. L is gorgeous and her oral skills are second to none. Fantastic couple and hope we can meet again soon

*oyBoy12 (24), Man on 19 December 2019 by Meeting in person:
Very relaxed couple. M is very friendly and both very chatty. Will not be nervous after 5 mins of chatting. If you get the chance to meet. DO IT. Can definitely use her mouth for more than just talking ;) hope to meet again soon x

*witch swingaling76 (47), Man on 30 August 2019 by Meeting in person:
One of the nicest and most genuine couples on here and incredibly sexy so cannot wait to meet them again

*erfectlyPervy (51), Couple on 31 March 2019 by Meeting in person:
I’ve known this couple for sometime now, both are lovely people and she is sexy as hell, “she makes ya toes curl” but on this occasion it was just the cleaner, and he does a very good job too, Tara enjoyed his oral skill and his cleaning up, so naught it was it was so much fun, until the next time, :- )

*ookingforfun4426 (49), Couple on 25 February 2019 by Meeting in person:
Met this couple at a private party and they are lovely. L is a pocket rocket and has the lovely skills to make anyone cum and to amazing surprises lol. M is a lovely laid back bloke who knows what he wants and is very respectable. Great couple who we will see again x

*krealfun2 (59), Man on 3 December 2018 by Meeting in person:
Met Workman on another afternoon meeting a little over a week ago and wow it even better than before. They know what they are looking for and not shy in the bedroom. Meeting? Get in line?

*krealfun2 (59), Man on 1 September 2018 by Meeting in person:
Met Workman & Her for some afternoon on Friday and what a meeting it was. Found Workman to be a laid back type of guy that love to watch what her is getting up to before joining in. Her? A very, very sexy lady. Was greeted on arrival with Her in one very hot outfit and had to restrain myself. Her is engaging, confident, very easy to talk to and not a shy person even with the limited time she has been meeting others. I can say that she gives the best BJ in the UK and had to stop her from making me to the limit on several occasions. Must mention Her's breast. They are the limit. Very long nipples that are made for sucking and the sweetest tasting pussy I have enjoyed. If you get the opportunity to meet this genuine couple you'd better jump the opportunity

*lkstud4u2 (53), Man on 23 April 2018 by Meeting in person:
It was good to see old friends, met this lovely couple some years ago, that night didn’t go to plan, but last night we made up for the previous disappointment, a big wow factor for this couple, his nice and charming, she’s a pocket rocket, sexy and a body to drool for together they make a great couple and a sexy one at that too, look forward to the next time, and not so long either for the next time, xxx

*avefuntimes2 (46), Couple on 10 February 2018 by Meeting in person:
We meet this grate couple very friendly kind crate chat then lovely fun don’t mess them about if you get to meet them we felt very relaxed with them we cannot wait to see them again Paul and Helen xx

*ndercover2016 (57), Couple on 25 September 2017 by Meeting in person:
We meet up with Workman round at his house with the full knowledge of her who was unfortunately working. He is a very considerate person who is not in the slightest bit pushy. We all had a great time. I (Squirt) really enjoyed his tongue action! Great conversation too. Looking forward to meeting up again either solo or with her too. A genuine guy who doesn't deserve to be messed around. It's certainly your lose if you do.

*arl James (43), Man on 2 June 2017 by Meeting in person:
Oh my goodness, I was very privileged to meet this lovely couple in London this evening..... We had been chatting for a while and I finally got my chance, wow this lady is amazing very nice oral skills, fab tasting pussy and there is the booty, incredible, wonderful breasts too, the gent is a lucky guy, very laid back and keen to help his wife have a great time, hmmm looking forward to longer extended meets, thanks guys see you soon! Xx

*o with the flow 69 (52), Couple on 9 April 2017 by Meeting in person:
Had a meet with this very nice couple a very nice relaxing and enjoyable evening.L has very good oral skills.M knows how to lick pussy.great evening had by all

* a u l (52), Man on 29 December 2016 by Meeting in person:
I had the pleasure of meeting this lovely couple tonight at a club. I was lucky enough to be invited to join in and play. Big thanks!!!! Workman is a real gent and Her is an amazing lady . The both hold a great conversation and well as great play company. If you ever need a fantasy for-filling, i'm free any time to help.

*wLonGuy (52), Man on 30 August 2016 by Meeting in person:
I met this lovely couple this afternoon and can only say thank you for a wonderfull time. They are very socialble, and intelligent conversationalists. A pleasure to be with on this point alone, then the fun started. L is a stunning cute bundle of sexiness in her amazing lingerie. WOW!!! Very friendly and an amazing touch which got my pulse racing indeed. She knows how to to make a man feel special and genuinely has all the right curves in all the right places. If you two have any further scenarios you need to for-fill, I'm more than happy to oblige. Guys, if you get an invite, please don't waste their time, as you wont get a 2nd chance. I would be honoured to meet again given the opportunity. Hope to See you at Tease one day. Until next time.... P.

*aznpaul (48), Couple on 11 August 2016 by Meeting in person:
Met this hot chatty couple at the annex last night .. was hoping they were going to join us but was not to be .. they should visit some of the London clubs we attend

*heAnnex (31), Woman on 26 May 2016 by Meeting in person:
These lovely two can to a party at The Annex last night and what a great couple they are! both of them are great fun to be with and chilled as F***K .... really hope that they will make many more visits :D

*ipplesRus (56), Couple on 26 May 2016 by Meeting in person:
A very pleasurable evening at the Annex with Worknan and Her. A very relaxed couple, we chatted and shared some swinging experiences...her smiled when I said what our fab name is. When the three of us went to the bedroom I soon found out why A perfect start to greedy Girls night..,looking forward to introducing you both to Christine...a foursome de force and that will be just the nipples. You two are the perfect swinging partners and we look forward to hours of fun and friendship with you. Richard and soon to meet you Christine xxx

*enman65 (58), Man on 1 April 2016 by Meeting in person:
Just had a very nice social meet with this lovely and genuine couple. Would like to meet up again