UPDATED PROFILE.. PLEASE READ..

Woman in Highlands, Scotland, UK

Joined: 3 months ago
Last on: 5 hours ago

Hello everyone.

I am a bubbly female with a dark and dry sense of humour.. I will laugh at you if you fall over then help you up lol This is not my first time on the site and not interested in shagging the whole site.

There are just a few things that you all should know..

1. I work nightshift

2. I don't meet on a day I am working.

3. I work upto 70 hours a week..

4. I do not have sex at work

5. I ONLY meet on a Monday...

6. Just because I only meet on a Monday doesn't mean that's all I have to do..

7. I am single, no kids

9. My profile says no smokers.. so no smokers...

10. Being on this adult site does not excuse you of being polite and respectful.

11. Don't act like a child if you don't get the response you want.. stomping your feet and being all hard-core on a keyboard is not a good look on anyone.

12. Sending a dick pic and assuming that's gonna get ya laid... wrong.. deleted.

13. If you have mommy or daddy issues..? Keep scrolling

14. Don't like sarcasm..? Keep scrolling.. I'm not for you

When you message me put "Octopus" in the subject line so I know you have actually read my profile.

Thank you x

44 years old, Bisexual

5'7" 170cm
Fabulous
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Men Women
Aged from 35 to 99 only
Won't meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Blindfolds, Dogging, Gangbangs, Group Sex, Oral, Safe Sex, Same Room Swapping, Separate Room Swapping, Soft Swing, Spanking, Swingers Clubs, Threesomes, Toys

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