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Rating: Fabulous
	12th NYE party at the VA.Great atmosphere,music,food,staff and mix of sexy people.Thanks for a top night.xx Date: 1 January 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	We had a blast as usual. The landlady is super awesome. She had us in stitches. She can qualify as a comedian. We love her. The staff were awesome and the vibes were amazing. We met awesome people. What a way to start the year. Date: 1 January 2023

Rating: Fun
	We attended last night for the NYE party and was a brilliant night. Atmosphere was great and the venue was full, everyone looking fabulous. Well done Dj, Music was on point. Definetly had no empty areas on the dance floor. Everyone was friendly and thanks to all for starting our year with a bang L&A x Date: 1 January 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	Great night at NYE. Staff worked their socks off to ensure a great night was had by all. Loved the taxi service they laid on that took the pressure off planning transport. The place was jammed with amazing sexy and friendly couples Best Nye party we have ever been to Big thank you to all the staff !! Date: 1 January 2023

Rating: Fun
	NYE party and what a brilliant night it was. From the min we arrived at the hotel right up until going up to bed We felt completely comfortable. We had a fantastic time. Compete mix of sexy people! Dance floor was heaving as where hot tub and rooms The buffet was an added bonus haha Thanks again guys for a well run party. See you soon xx Date: 1 January 2023

Rating: OK
	We put 'OK' as we think all clubs deserve all our support even if they are getting some things wrong. The VA is 'OK' as long as you like VERY VERY loud music throughout the club, so loud it is almost impossible to socialize with anyone, which we like to do and think is a very important part of the club experience. And throw in different music in the large playroom, not quite as loud as the main club music so you get competing music assaulting your ears while you're trying to get intimate! We went to the House Rocks night the other week and wish we hadn't. Aside from the music being ridiculously loud, there were several people wandering around who had clearly taken drugs. Plus a very odd group of women who were strangely dressed for a swingers club, looked as miserable a sin, did not engage with anyone else at all and were giving everyone dirty disapproving looks. Very disappointing that the club does not enforce it's rules on drugs. The music has always been an issue at VA but the club used to have redeeming features which made it stand out from other clubs and made it still worth a visit. The overall offering has fallen a long way from when we first went there, e.g. they used to have light coloured towelling covers on the beds (giving a classier look and feel), provided towels in the lockers (which encouraged you to dress down at some point), did a decent buffet to refuel and had pillows on the beds. These things used to set the club apart from most other clubs, except Libs, but have sadly fallen by the wayside in recent years. Some of the more recent changes look nice but in our view it's very much a case of style over substance, e.g. the lovely big wide bar stools which look great but completely block the bar. And moving the disco and dancefloor to the front old lounge area would be good if they'd removed the large speaker from the old dancefloor area (so people could hear each other in what should now be a social area) and repaired the big holes in the flagstone floor of the new dancefloor. We will still visit the club in summer to use the Lux Lounge but we're unlikely to attend a club night again unless we hear there have been significant changes to the way the club is run. Date: 30 December 2022

Rating: OK

We put 'OK' as we think all clubs deserve all our support even if they are getting some things wrong. The VA is 'OK' as long as you like VERY VERY loud music throughout the club, so loud it is almost impossible to socialize with anyone, which we like to do and think is a very important part of the club experience. And throw in different music in the large playroom, not quite as loud as the main club music so you get competing music assaulting your ears while you're trying to get intimate!

We went to the House Rocks night the other week and wish we hadn't. Aside from the music being ridiculously loud, there were several people wandering around who had clearly taken drugs. Plus a very odd group of women who were strangely dressed for a swingers club, looked as miserable a sin, did not engage with anyone else at all and were giving everyone dirty disapproving looks. Very disappointing that the club does not enforce it's rules on drugs.

The music has always been an issue at VA but the club used to have redeeming features which made it stand out from other clubs and made it still worth a visit. The overall offering has fallen a long way from when we first went there, e.g. they used to have light coloured towelling covers on the beds (giving a classier look and feel), provided towels in the lockers (which encouraged you to dress down at some point), did a decent buffet to refuel and had pillows on the beds. These things used to set the club apart from most other clubs, except Libs, but have sadly fallen by the wayside in recent years.

Some of the more recent changes look nice but in our view it's very much a case of style over substance, e.g. the lovely big wide bar stools which look great but completely block the bar. And moving the disco and dancefloor to the front old lounge area would be good if they'd removed the large speaker from the old dancefloor area (so people could hear each other in what should now be a social area) and repaired the big holes in the flagstone floor of the new dancefloor.

We will still visit the club in summer to use the Lux Lounge but we're unlikely to attend a club night again unless we hear there have been significant changes to the way the club is run.

Date: 30 December 2022

Rating: OK
	Mr Benns Bi nights OMG . We have been to many "bi" events and this one that is held at VA is our favourite. There is a good crowd of sexy couples and sufficient good looking single men but not too many and no wanking zombies...more couples than single men attend . The host is so welcoming and makes us and other feel very relaxed. Have no clue what Jaslsa is banging on about ,probably a fake profile, or the host refused to play with them. Date: 24 December 2022

Rating: OK

Mr Benns Bi nights OMG . We have been to many "bi" events and this one that is held at VA is our favourite.

There is a good crowd of sexy couples and sufficient good looking single men but not too many and no wanking zombies...more couples than single men attend .

The host is so welcoming and makes us and other feel very relaxed.

Have no clue what Jaslsa is banging on about ,probably a fake profile, or the host refused to play with them.

Date: 24 December 2022

Rating: OK
	Attended Mr Benns Bi night and as always it was absolutely fabulous x It was a little quiet but that’s to be expected at this time of year! Can’t wait to visit this amazing club again for NYE xx If you see me, come squeeze me ;-) xx Date: 23 December 2022

Rating: Avoid
	We went to Mr Benn’s bi night last Friday. Fabulous club . Lovely place with lovely staff but it was fairly empty and we think that has something to do with the host! Date: 21 December 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	We attended our first ever Mr Bens night ! And wow we wasn’t disappointed! Love this club! Just please warm the smoking area ?? was nice to meet people and I hope u all had a great time like us see u in 2023 VA ! X Date: 18 December 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	If you weren’t at the VA2 House Rocks night on Saturday then you were definitely in the wrong place! What a great night House Rocks is and getting a real following of super sexy people who appreciate good music, know how to dance and have lots of sexy fun. We love the VA because they go over and beyond to welcome their guests and make sure you are completely safe and enjoying your evening. Thank you so much Team VA2 xx Date: 12 December 2022

Rating: Fabulous

If you weren’t at the VA2 House Rocks night on Saturday then you were definitely in the wrong place! What a great night House Rocks is and getting a real following of super sexy people who appreciate good music, know how to dance and have lots of sexy fun. We love the VA because they go over and beyond to welcome their guests and make sure you are completely safe and enjoying your evening. Thank you so much Team VA2 xx

Date: 12 December 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	After much positive feedback about VA2, we decided that the O’s needed to attend and experience the venue on the amazing ‘house rocks’ nights. We stayed over in one of the on-site rooms, which were clean, comfortable and warm. Upon opening at 8pm, we entered and were literally the first ones in. We were shown around the establishment by ‘Our Brian’ who may we add, is sweet as a nut! Every swinging venue needs a ‘Brian’ :) The venue is by far the best we’ve come across so far and in all honesty will take some beating. It’s well decorated, classy, clean and comfortable. Big big big thanks to the staff, whom are very friendly and professional. We can personally say, that VA is going to be our ‘go to’ venue. We didn’t really go with the intention of having any fun, just to set that dance floor on fire… which I think we did with aplomb. The music was provided by the amazing ‘DJ egg’ and he blew us away, with his fine mixing skills and such a wicked set… any clubbers dream. He had us well and truly glued to the tiles. So if you want a safe, happy environment to meet sexy people and get up to no good/ dance your feet off…. Head to VA2. The O’s xxxx Date: 12 December 2022

Rating: Fabulous

After much positive feedback about VA2, we decided that the O’s needed to attend and experience the venue on the amazing ‘house rocks’ nights. We stayed over in one of the on-site rooms, which were clean, comfortable and warm. Upon opening at 8pm, we entered and were literally the first ones in. We were shown around the establishment by ‘Our Brian’ who may we add, is sweet as a nut! Every swinging venue needs a ‘Brian’ :)

The venue is by far the best we’ve come across so far and in all honesty will take some beating. It’s well decorated, classy, clean and comfortable. Big big big thanks to the staff, whom are very friendly and professional. We can personally say, that VA is going to be our ‘go to’ venue. We didn’t really go with the intention of having any fun, just to set that dance floor on fire… which I think we did with aplomb. The music was provided by the amazing ‘DJ egg’ and he blew us away, with his fine mixing skills and such a wicked set… any clubbers dream. He had us well and truly glued to the tiles. So if you want a safe, happy environment to meet sexy people and get up to no good/ dance your feet off…. Head to VA2.

The O’s xxxx

Date: 12 December 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	Another visit to one of the VA's Newbie Nights on 10/12/22! A Fantastic club with a fabulous event and a fun crowd. Not much more to say except will definitely be returning! Date: 11 December 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	Another amazing night started with meeting a few sexy ladies at our hotel so we could travel in together, the club night is always a success with Kutty and Gizmo as hosts making the newer guest feel safe and welcomed and dealing with any issues which arise swiftly Date: 11 December 2022

Rating: OK
	Once again had a lovely evening, it’s a very good managed club and their standards still remain high and very professional. Date: 11 December 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	Another great visit to VA! Fantastic venue, awesome staff and atmosphere. We'll be back again soon. Let us know if you saw us x Date: 11 December 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	Another great night at this club. Attended newbie night for my 2nd visit and had an amazing night. The club is clean and welcoming the staff are friendly and keen to help with anything you need. The hosts of this event Kitty and Gizmo are just amazing people they make you feel very welcome and are great fun. It's the people that make VA what it is everyone is very respectful and staff are quick to deal with anyone breaking the rules making it a safe space for all who attend. Absolutely love this club and its people thanks for another amazing night see you again soon x Date: 10 December 2022

Rating: Fabulous

Another great night at this club. Attended newbie night for my 2nd visit and had an amazing night. The club is clean and welcoming the staff are friendly and keen to help with anything you need. The hosts of this event Kitty and Gizmo are just amazing people they make you feel very welcome and are great fun. It's the people that make VA what it is everyone is very respectful and staff are quick to deal with anyone breaking the rules making it a safe space for all who attend. Absolutely love this club and its people thanks for another amazing night see you again soon x

Date: 10 December 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	I have attended VA a few times now and each time I leave feeling on cloud 9! As a single female I love how safe I feel at VA and they really do make an effort to encourage a safe, respectful and fun atmosphere. The bar area is lush and the hot tub is amazing! Would recommend the Newbie Nights to anyone as the wonderful hosts (Kitty&Gizmo) make every effort to make your night a success. Date: 10 December 2022

Rating: Fabulous

I have attended VA a few times now and each time I leave feeling on cloud 9!

As a single female I love how safe I feel at VA and they really do make an effort to encourage a safe, respectful and fun atmosphere.

The bar area is lush and the hot tub is amazing!

Would recommend the Newbie Nights to anyone as the wonderful hosts (Kitty&Gizmo) make every effort to make your night a success.

Date: 10 December 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	Late post but what a brillaint few times visting here 26h then a few weeks before and always great staff great people and lota of fun come say hi we not shy but open to swap we are coming again on 10th december Date: 4 December 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	We attended VA for the 1st time on Friday! We had a fantastic night. The club is fabulous. We enjoy the night out part of a club visit as much as the play and VA is perfect for this. We had a great time sat at the bar chatting for a few hours and drinking way too much before heading off for some serious fun! We'll definitely be back for more! Date: 4 December 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	Yet another great night at VA. Absolutely love this place, exudes class and debauchery all under one roof. Date: 3 December 2022

Rating: OK
	We went on Saturday, was a great night! It was our 3rd time. Highly recommend this club Date: 28 November 2022

Rating: Fun
	Attending VA on Saturday.. once again we had hours of fun!! Staff are just so friendly and make you feel very comfortable! Date: 28 November 2022

Rating: Fun
	Had a great time at VA last night. Nice atmosphere and lots of friendly and Sexy couples. If you bumped into us say hi. Date: 27 November 2022

Rating: Fun
	We been first time at VA meet very nice people and make our night SPECIAL and hope to see them again. Mix of couple but lovely host. Hope in future to know meet other sexy couples ! Date: 27 November 2022

Rating: OK
	Attended last night, never fail to enjoy we had our first couple experience and ff fun was awesome, then back to the room and my fella performed the whole night and morning wow x Date: 27 November 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	Went for the first time last night and really enjoyed it. Great hosts, a real mix of people and a great venue. Look forward to going back. Date: 27 November 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	What a perfect night to sign off our club visits for the year at Mr Benns Bi night last night! Amazing atmosphere, Great guests and our naughtiest visit yet, setting a great standard for 2023! Date: 26 November 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	VA never fails to delight, I attended Mr Benn's bi night and everything was absolutely brilliant. The venue is fresh, clean, tastefully decorated and the staff is really friendly. The crowd is fantastic and epitomises what sets the VA apart : quality over quantity. I shall be back Mr Benn... With reinforcement! Date: 26 November 2022

Rating: OK
	Attended Mr Benn Bi Night last night! OMG! Was feeling a little tired so was really going for the social but DAMN! Soooo many hot couples and singles last night that I couldn’t resist. Club and staff were on point last night. Music was perfect, singles guys were very respectful and non intrusive, buffet was delicious…… what more can I say! Looking forward to the next night with all you gorgeous sexy people xxx Date: 26 November 2022

Rating: OK

Attended Mr Benn Bi Night last night!

OMG! Was feeling a little tired so was really going for the social but DAMN! Soooo many hot couples and singles last night that I couldn’t resist.

Club and staff were on point last night. Music was perfect, singles guys were very respectful and non intrusive, buffet was delicious…… what more can I say!

Looking forward to the next night with all you gorgeous sexy people xxx

Date: 26 November 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	Attended Mr Benns bi night, it was my first ever club visit but everyone was very friendly and made me feel very welcome. VA is a great club with a very cosy, relaxed atmosphere, couldn't have asked for a better first club experience, i will be visiting again. Date: 26 November 2022

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