The Vanilla Alternative

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Rating: Fabulous
	Another fun day at MILF club it was a friends birthday and she was made to feel extra special by the bar staff and by certain guests. A big shout yo New barmaid Katie for the special dance I have already pre booked mine for May. The place as always looked immaculate and there was plenty of fun to be had, with no issues from unwanted attention. Top place as always Date: 2 March 2023

Rating: Fun
	VA : overall impression very good. Certainly the "classiest" venue we've been to in the UK. Reception staff, guided tour and bar staff all first class. 0% cerveza for the driver, Bombay Sapphire for the eye candy. Nice changing rooms, with separate facilities for couples and single gents. Secure, good sized lockers. Large hot tub, proper bar with sensible prices, couples' only lounge to escape the single guys and in the shared arena a low to imperceptible "wanking zombie" quotient. No rooms, no locks, it's all "open play" across the venue. Perfect for putting on a show for the passers-by. We really enjoyed our time there (Friday evening) and hope to visit again. Date: 26 February 2023

Rating: Fun

VA : overall impression very good. Certainly the "classiest" venue we've been to in the UK.

Reception staff, guided tour and bar staff all first class. 0% cerveza for the driver, Bombay Sapphire for the eye candy.

Nice changing rooms, with separate facilities for couples and single gents. Secure, good sized lockers. Large hot tub, proper bar with sensible prices, couples' only lounge to escape the single guys and in the shared arena a low to imperceptible "wanking zombie" quotient.

No rooms, no locks, it's all "open play" across the venue. Perfect for putting on a show for the passers-by.

We really enjoyed our time there (Friday evening) and hope to visit again.

Date: 26 February 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	Next our party. A lot of fun. Sexy people. We will come back soon again Date: 25 February 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	First time visiting VA last night for freedom Fridays event. Was very nervous but once walking through the door, I was completely at ease. The staff were so lovely, Brian was a gent and showed us around, the manager Imogen was so kind and thoughtful, really made you feel welcomed! The venue itself is lovely there’s a nice bar area, dance floor as well as the playrooms and a huge jacuzzi. There was a good mix of people, single gents, single women and couples, everyone was very social friendly and kind to each other. Can’t wait to go back again! Date: 25 February 2023

Rating: Fabulous

First time visiting VA last night for freedom Fridays event. Was very nervous but once walking through the door, I was completely at ease. The staff were so lovely, Brian was a gent and showed us around, the manager Imogen was so kind and thoughtful, really made you feel welcomed! The venue itself is lovely there’s a nice bar area, dance floor as well as the playrooms and a huge jacuzzi. There was a good mix of people, single gents, single women and couples, everyone was very social friendly and kind to each other. Can’t wait to go back again!

Date: 25 February 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	The What Women Want event was held at this wonderful club. It’s always a pleasure to attend the VA for any of their events. It’s warm, welcoming and beautifully decorated. The event was well-run and was perfect for Friday afternoon fun. The staff are friendly and helpful. Why go anywhere else? Date: 25 February 2023

Rating: OK
	Fabulous today , would love to come back ?? Date: 24 February 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	Love VA , great tstaff , lovely venue and lots of friendly sexy people , will be back again soon G & R xxx Date: 24 February 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	Visited VA for the first time last night and had the best time. Such a lovely venue with incredibly sexy guests, we participated and watched a lot of steamy action. Feel free to give us a message if you recognise us ;) Date: 19 February 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	We had another great night on Saturday. Amazing venue and lovely staff. As always lots of naughty people having fun! If you saw us or were one of the lovely people who played with us in the dungeon, send us a message xxx Date: 19 February 2023

Rating: Fun
	Had our first night at VA tonight. Lovely spacious club with lots of rooms, very classy and sophisticated feel and look to it, good music and lots of people filling the rooms up. Lots of open play rooms and "chill out" type rooms. Easy to find as well. Nice hot tub area too. Date: 19 February 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	First time on a Friday and what a great evening :) some wonderfully sexy couples! Was great to be able to walk upstairs to my room at the end of the evening :) Date: 18 February 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	We attended last night for the first time, what a fantastic venue and an absolute bonus to be able to book a hotel room on site! We loved the open plan playrooms and we were made to feel really welcome. The hot tub looked amazing and we’ll definitely try that next time, there was a lot of very sexy action going on there! Date: 18 February 2023

Rating: Fun
	Attended last night great place, great visit Date: 18 February 2023

Rating: OK
	We visited this Friday and OMG what a naughty evening with a wonderful crowd in attendance...the guys were super polite and a lot of lovely couples ... If we spoke drop us a message x. Date: 18 February 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	Visited VA for Milf Club for the first time with a friend on Wednesday. The club was very plush and the couples room was fabulous. Would love to come back and see how it is on a weekend night sometime soon. Date: 17 February 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	We visited VA today for the very first time. It was the Wednesday daytime Milf event. The club has a great vibe / atmosphere and all the staff are very friendly and welcoming. Great music also. The club is plush / upmarket and we can’t wait to visit again for weekend / couples night. Also, we’ll be looking forward to the utilising the outdoor areas in the summer! 10/10 Date: 15 February 2023

Rating: Fun
	We are not strangers to the club scene but this was our first time to VA. Attended the valentine's event on the Saturday. Welcomed by the staff and shown around by the lovely Brian. Was a busy night all in all. Would attend again but perhaps on a non event night. Had a great time. Date: 12 February 2023

Rating: OK
	What can I say about this club . It’s not only the best club around but it’s got the best staff that work so hard and are so amazing. Jules and Chris who we are honoured to call our friends make va what it is . Putting everything into it to make it the best swingers club to visit again and again . Always something new , always making it the best night out with three best people .. friendly fun and safe . Last night was amazing.. I took my female friend last night who called me today to say what an amazing night she had .. and she felt so welcomed and had the best night . If you haven’t been, get yourself down . Oh and not forgetting brian … who makes everyone looks after everyone.. we love Brian .. Date: 12 February 2023

Rating: OK

What can I say about this club . It’s not only the best club around but it’s got the best staff that work so hard and are so amazing. Jules and Chris who we are honoured to call our friends make va what it is . Putting everything into it to make it the best swingers club to visit again and again . Always something new , always making it the best night out with three best people ..

friendly fun and safe .

Last night was amazing..

I took my female friend last night who called me today to say what an amazing night she had .. and she felt so welcomed and had the best night .

If you haven’t been, get yourself down .

Oh and not forgetting brian … who makes everyone looks after everyone.. we love Brian ..

Date: 12 February 2023

Rating: OK
	Great night at VA last night for the valentines event staff amazing as always hot crowd too. clean great music and just all round a good club until next time ;) Date: 12 February 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	Attended last night to the Valentines event and must say, everyone was looking amazing, great atmosphere. Was a good turn out, if you think you saw us or had a chat with us say hi xxx Date: 12 February 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	My second time visiting VA last night and had an amazing time. Great venue, great crowd, very reasonable pricea and the staff are all throughly wonderful! The hotel bedrooms are very clean and comfortable too. Just wish I could come more often. Can't wait to try out the outside areas come summer. Thanks ladies. Date: 11 February 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	I visited the Milf club on feb 8 2023 after being away for a long time and wow has it changed, and all for the better I may add. Great new play areas, and the atmosphere was electric, and tbh everyone was just enjoying themselves. Big shout for the bar ladies who apart from looking gorgeous....gave as good good as they received in the banter dept ha ha. I’ll be back x Date: 10 February 2023

Rating: Fun
	another fun filled afternoon .. friendly staff.. good company .. cant wait for the summer for the gardens to open xx Date: 9 February 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	The Vanilla Alternative is the club in the UK that keeps on giving. Another fun filled night on Saturday in the adventure palace. The VA has a beautiful vibe, matched by the ladies who keep us hydrated, Brian who is always on hand to help and Chris & Jules who welcome you with smiles and just want every client to enjoy the night. Mark Eldridge @ House Rocks provides the music and hey presto you’re onto a winner every time! Thanks Team VA, I guess if Carlsberg did Adult Clubs it would be the VA! Well done all. We’re back Valentines and can hardly wait! Date: 6 February 2023

Rating: Fabulous

The Vanilla Alternative is the club in the UK that keeps on giving. Another fun filled night on Saturday in the adventure palace. The VA has a beautiful vibe, matched by the ladies who keep us hydrated, Brian who is always on hand to help and Chris & Jules who welcome you with smiles and just want every client to enjoy the night. Mark Eldridge @ House Rocks provides the music and hey presto you’re onto a winner every time! Thanks Team VA, I guess if Carlsberg did Adult Clubs it would be the VA! Well done all. We’re back Valentines and can hardly wait!

Date: 6 February 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	Another night at the VA and simply amazing as always! Chris and Jules are friendly amazing hosts and easy on the eye too! The bar staff tend to your every need while looking hot as hell! Great company, laughs, facilities and a kinky fun time had by us. Be back again ASAP ;) Date: 5 February 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	Another fantastic night at VA the staff are fantastic as always, Chris and Jules have found a few new staff that have fit in amazingly and are a real credit to them. I always enjoy coming to VA as I know I will have a laugh especially with Mr Benn on hosting duties, your shots on a covk are always a hit Date: 4 February 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	First time visiting VA for the bi night last night. Had a great time and was made to feel very welcome. Hope to return again soon. Date: 4 February 2023

Rating: Avoid
	why would you allow somebody phone up agree to let them have entry allow them to book a hotel room and then refuse them entry because they hadn’t checked with the event host! wasting my time and money Date: 3 February 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	I would just like to say that I have never felt so confident and comfortable in a swinging club like I have at VA. We as a couple have been to many clubs but VA is the one which we have been going back to monthly for a while now and we wouldn’t and couldn’t go anywhere else on our monthly date nights. It’s home away from home. All the staff are beautiful, amazing & deal with any issues or situations straight away. Thank you to the owners for being simply the best! Every time we leave we always have smiles on our faces and can’t wait for the following month. All I can say is roll on Friday! Date: 31 January 2023

Rating: Fabulous

I would just like to say that I have never felt so confident and comfortable in a swinging club like I have at VA. We as a couple have been to many clubs but VA is the one which we have been going back to monthly for a while now and we wouldn’t and couldn’t go anywhere else on our monthly date nights. It’s home away from home. All the staff are beautiful, amazing & deal with any issues or situations straight away. Thank you to the owners for being simply the best! Every time we leave we always have smiles on our faces and can’t wait for the following month. All I can say is roll on Friday!

Date: 31 January 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	What can we say about this place? Absolutely banging night at the Ibiza party! Meet some stunning people, amazing people and friendly people! The staff are soo welcoming ( shh love u Katie ) and the rest of the team of course! What a great night in the greatest places we’ve discovered! See u very soon x Date: 29 January 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	VA is the most amazing friendly and relaxed club you could wish for. We have had some really fab times here and the tropical Ibiza party night last night was one of the best. The staff are all wonderful and make the place special. Date: 29 January 2023

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