The Vanilla Alternative

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Rating: Fabulous
	Our third visit to MILF Club on a Wednesday afternoon and it's still our favourite event/venue. The staff are all so friendly and they dealt with the guys wearing clothes in the play areas efficiently. Hot tub was lovely and warm, everywhere was clean as usual, the couples room stayed as a couples room and the buffet was very well needed! Plenty of people attending - couples, single guys and single women and everyone was lovely. Date: 1 September 2022

Rating: Fabulous

Our third visit to MILF Club on a Wednesday afternoon and it's still our favourite event/venue. The staff are all so friendly and they dealt with the guys wearing clothes in the play areas efficiently. Hot tub was lovely and warm, everywhere was clean as usual, the couples room stayed as a couples room and the buffet was very well needed!

Plenty of people attending - couples, single guys and single women and everyone was lovely.

Date: 1 September 2022

Rating: Fun
	First time visiting VA yesterday for the MILF Wednesday event, and what a nice place it is, and probably even better on a Friday/Saturday night, there was a mix of regulars and newbies, but all in all a great day spent with like minded people Date: 1 September 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	First time here and a single guy! Lovely club, lovely people all round. Very friendly and luxurious :) the red wine was delicious :) which is rare :) Met some very friendly people that made me very welcome. Will definitely be back for more of this place :) well done Jules and the team :) Dave xx Date: 31 August 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	We're a bit late leaving this review, but we had a fabulous time at the festival of fun a few weeks back! It was our first time at the VA and we'll definitely be back. In fact we're planning to go to the Chic black tie event in December... Date: 30 August 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	Many thanks to Jules, Chris and the team. A brilliant weekend of fun, relaxation and partying. The atmosphere and facilities are second to none. You cannot help but have a good time. Love Kx Date: 30 August 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	Another fantastic camping weekend at this absolutely fabulous location. It really is one of my happy places. Jules, Chris and all of their very hard-working staff worked tirelessly the whole weekend to ensure everybody was having a fantastic time. The DJs were absolutely brilliant, and the whole weekend just perfect, even the food was awesome, with vegan and vegetarian meals on the menu. It really is far more than a venue or a club, it's a place for the community to get together and build magic memories. A massive thank you to Jules and Chris and everything that they and their amazing space brings to the lifestyle. Date: 30 August 2022

Rating: Fabulous

Another fantastic camping weekend at this absolutely fabulous location.

It really is one of my happy places.

Jules, Chris and all of their very hard-working staff worked tirelessly the whole weekend to ensure everybody was having a fantastic time.

The DJs were absolutely brilliant, and the whole weekend just perfect, even the food was awesome, with vegan and vegetarian meals on the menu.

It really is far more than a venue or a club, it's a place for the community to get together and build magic memories.

A massive thank you to Jules and Chris and everything that they and their amazing space brings to the lifestyle.

Date: 30 August 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	Fabulous night at VA on Saturday night, met some wonderful people especially Para Dos and “me Julie” as I called her. (Please get in touch). Also would be nice to hear from the couple I was dancing with (mr tattoo & beard man and sexy partner in the blue underwear). VA truly is the best club we’ve been to and will be going again x Date: 29 August 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	Amazing day/night had yesterday Brilliant crowd and amazing atmosphere. Thanks again for a brilliant time ;) Date: 29 August 2022

Rating: OK
	Wow What a fabulous couple of nights we have had The VA pulls in such a good crowd and no wonder The staff work so hard to ensure their customers have the best night The music keeps the crowd dancing helping to create that certain atmosphere before people disappear to the hot tub and play rooms Even the out side lux lounge with a live acoustic set to help chill on a Sunday evening Simpley the best Date: 29 August 2022

Rating: OK

Wow

What a fabulous couple of nights we have had

The VA pulls in such a good crowd and no wonder

The staff work so hard to ensure their customers have the best night

The music keeps the crowd dancing helping to create that certain atmosphere before people disappear to the hot tub and play rooms

Even the out side lux lounge with a live acoustic set to help chill on a Sunday evening

Simpley the best

Date: 29 August 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	We had a brilliant time Friday night at VA. Super sexy crowd full of old and new faces. A cock shaped shot trey was a first for us ! Love you guys O&L xx Date: 28 August 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	Last minute decision to attend the VA Ibiza party with my wife, and oh boy, what a good decision that was! Had a fantastic evening ... the tunes were amazing, everybody was friendly and incredibly sexy, just wished we could have stayed longer. Our first visit, and certainly not our last x Date: 28 August 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	The Vanilla Alternative certainly smashed it last night!!!! The Ibiza vibe arrived in Tempsford aided by DJ Peter Andrews who had the club rocking and resident DJ Egg, the music was fantastic and the dance floor was heaving all night. It’s fair to say as a regular guest at VA, last night was probably our best night to date. The clientele was super sexy and plenty of playing was being enjoyed. Many thanks go to the VA team who work tirelessly and in unison with each other enabling a super friendly club where nothing is too much trouble. Looking forward to more great nights Love Para & Dos xxxxx Date: 28 August 2022

Rating: Fabulous

The Vanilla Alternative certainly smashed it last night!!!!

The Ibiza vibe arrived in Tempsford aided by DJ Peter Andrews who had the club rocking and resident DJ Egg, the music was fantastic and the dance floor was heaving all night. It’s fair to say as a regular guest at VA, last night was probably our best night to date. The clientele was super sexy and plenty of playing was being enjoyed. Many thanks go to the VA team who work tirelessly and in unison with each other enabling a super friendly club where nothing is too much trouble. Looking forward to more great nights Love Para & Dos xxxxx

Date: 28 August 2022

Rating: OK
	We visited VA as a couple, it was fantastic night..We love how they have done the new rooms, and partitioned the jacuzzi area with plenty of space. We played with a shy couple who were newbies just before midnight near the Jacuzzi beds. Please get in touch. We will be visiting again soon... Date: 28 August 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	Just left the ibiza night,what a great evening, our only regret is we didn't book for the weekend, will definitely be returning Date: 28 August 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	Just left VA first time here ... wish we could have stayed longer .. super friendly staff and great mix of people.. May have been our first visit but won't be our last xxx Date: 28 August 2022

Rating: Fun
	The bi night was amazing fun(our new best thing!) we met some fab people and hope to meet up with them again! Without doubt, our favourite club. Staff were amazing, people friendly and plenty of sexy fun had! Thanks you xx Date: 27 August 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	We had a great time on Saturday at the Behind closed doors event. Can't believe how busy it was and everyone looked like they were having a great time ??. Hubby loved the glory hole wall and both of us enjoyed the hot tub. We loved playing with a gorgeous couple in one of the playrooms, and a sexy red head and her bearded 'diver' in the hot tub. Can't wait to come back! Date: 22 August 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	Had THE BEST NIGHT EVER at behind closed doors WILD event on Saturday. A night specifically designed for newbies to the scene. The place was packed full of all ages and levels of experience. It gave the perfect reflection of a typical good club night. We chatted to so many new faces and Gizmo and Kitty were the most fantastic hosts ?? attentive and friendly and made the night amazing. Can't wait for September's newbie night... its our new fave night x Date: 22 August 2022

Rating: Fabulous

Had THE BEST NIGHT EVER at behind closed doors WILD event on Saturday. A night specifically designed for newbies to the scene. The place was packed full of all ages and levels of experience. It gave the perfect reflection of a typical good club night. We chatted to so many new faces and Gizmo and Kitty were the most fantastic hosts ?? attentive and friendly and made the night amazing.

Can't wait for September's newbie night... its our new fave night x

Date: 22 August 2022

Rating: OK
	Had an amazing night at VA last for the Behind Closed Doors -Wild Newbies night, was sooo busy and a great atmosphere, Gizmo and Kitty hosting absolutely smashed it out the park last night. Met and chatted with loads of sexy couples and had a bit of a play in the playrooms as well. Great place ..... Date: 21 August 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	Excellent evening spent at the Wild- Behind closed doors event. Great job by Grizmo and Kitty and staff well done. Awesome people attended, everyone looked gorgeous. Met some lovely newbies too. If we chatted come say hi. xxx C Date: 21 August 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	Attended the first Behind Closed Doors event last night. It was hosted by Kitty & Gizmo and was absolutely brilliant. There were well over 100 people there and the atmosphere was electric. They playrooms were busy, the hot tub was buzzing and lots of people chatting and having a great time. A brilliant club and can’t wait to visit again. Date: 21 August 2022

Rating: Fun
	Had such a good time at the FoF. Great atmosphere, place was buzzing. Nice to catch up with some familiar faces and have lots of outdoor fun! Hats off to all the amazing staff as always x Date: 17 August 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	Had a great day in the sun in the Lux lounge, followed by a very fun evening playing with some couples. Great venue, clean tidy and classy. Thanks for all that helped us enjoy the evening. Date: 15 August 2022

Rating: OK
	Thanks to Jules Chris and Brian for looking after us today in the sun . We even had a naked ring girl demonstrating the lunch menu which was lovely ( chicken breast wet down very well) . Relaxing afternoon had by all although managed to squeeze in a roady at the end ! Thanks again guys Tony Date: 14 August 2022

Rating: Fun
	First time at VA for the couples/single ladies night on Saturday 14th, and it was a good one! Met lots of lovely people... It would've been nice to have a few more private play areas, but we had a great time anyway and I'm sure we'll be back soon. We were the couple in blue suit/white shirt (him) and black dress (her) if you want to say hi :) Date: 14 August 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	This was our first visit to VA and we did it with style we decided to try the full Weekender camping drinking and basically having lots of fun , couldn’t fault the event , amazingly well organised and the staff where all brilliant , and to top it off the weather was spot on :) we will for sure be going to the Next FOF and meeting so many fun people , drop us a hello if you remember us from the weekend Shane and Vicky x Date: 12 August 2022

Rating: Fabulous

This was our first visit to VA and we did it with style we decided to try the full Weekender camping drinking and basically having lots of fun , couldn’t fault the event , amazingly well organised and the staff where all brilliant , and to top it off the weather was spot on :) we will for sure be going to the Next FOF and meeting so many fun people , drop us a hello if you remember us from the weekend

Shane and Vicky x

Date: 12 August 2022

Rating: OK
	Our second visit to VA, but our first to FOF, so can’t compare to previous events. After a four hour drive and setting up the caravan a chilled and fun weekend was called for. Well what a great weekend, such a relaxed and friendly vibe, meeting old and new friends. Plenty of laughs and drinks, lots going on throughout the weekend. The staff were amazing working tirelessly throughout. Good to see so many happy like minded people having fun. Looking forward to next year already. Date: 11 August 2022

Rating: OK

Our second visit to VA, but our first to FOF, so can’t compare to previous events.

After a four hour drive and setting up the caravan a chilled and fun weekend was called for.

Well what a great weekend, such a relaxed and friendly vibe, meeting old and new friends. Plenty of laughs and drinks, lots going on throughout the weekend. The staff were amazing working tirelessly throughout. Good to see so many happy like minded people having fun. Looking forward to next year already.

Date: 11 August 2022

Rating: OK
	I was at VA for the FoF. It was a great atmosphere, good vibes and good people. See you soon Date: 11 August 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	We have recovered after an amazing weekend at VA2. As bewbies we felt so welcome and at ease. We met so many lovely people, soaked up the sun, partied and played. We loved every seconed. Date: 10 August 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	Back to work ( boo) after a fun filled camp up at the FOF . As always the people make the party and it was lovely to see so many faces old and new in one place. However this was ably aided and abetted by the VA crew and party planners ! My highlights Early access and a chilled first evening by the river . ( apart from having to recover a phone that had fallen in the river ! ) Lee … your outfits and smiles made you the face of the festival this year . You and your boys are infectious in a good way ! Party nights … loved the DJs vibing off each other and having fun. Loved the chats in the smoke box .. loved the sexy outfits and happy faces . Loved the workshops .. and the perverting of some of the ‘nilla’s over to the dark side ?? And …. No medical emergencies! Fannytastic !!! Date: 9 August 2022

Rating: Fabulous

Back to work ( boo) after a fun filled camp up at the FOF . As always the people make the party and it was lovely to see so many faces old and new in one place. However this was ably aided and abetted by the VA crew and party planners !

My highlights

Early access and a chilled first evening by the river . ( apart from having to recover a phone that had fallen in the river ! )

Lee … your outfits and smiles made you the face of the festival this year . You and your boys are infectious in a good way !

Party nights … loved the DJs vibing off each other and having fun. Loved the chats in the smoke box .. loved the sexy outfits and happy faces .

Loved the workshops .. and the perverting of some of the ‘nilla’s over to the dark side ??

And …. No medical emergencies!

Fannytastic !!!

Date: 9 August 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	I am just coming back to reality after spending the most amazing weekend at the Festival of Fun at this gorgeous luxurious club. Absolutely amazing to camp in their gorgeous riverside gardens, and party all night. They had fabulous DJs, a brilliant band and everything was so very well organised. They definitely pulled it out the bag and I'm looking forward to the next festival at the end of the month. The staff all worked so very hard to make it such a memorable weekend and and it was brilliant, a big shout out to them all, thank you so much Julesamd Chris and your hard-working, amazing team. Date: 9 August 2022

Rating: Fabulous

I am just coming back to reality after spending the most amazing weekend at the Festival of Fun at this gorgeous luxurious club. Absolutely amazing to camp in their gorgeous riverside gardens, and party all night. They had fabulous DJs, a brilliant band and everything was so very well organised. They definitely pulled it out the bag and I'm looking forward to the next festival at the end of the month.

The staff all worked so very hard to make it such a memorable weekend and and it was brilliant, a big shout out to them all, thank you so much Julesamd Chris and your hard-working, amazing team.

Date: 9 August 2022

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