The way to my heart is a story about being bitten by a vampire

Woman in Birmingham, West Midlands, UK

... "It’s gonna be … June". Monday

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 5 hours ago

If you message me “hi *insert dick pic*” I will not reply, like maybe I want to actually know who you are first ??

I’m a BBW, it says so in my name, I’m not size 0 so you better like a bigger woman if you want to message me

Tell me what you’d do to say you liked me if we went on a social?

Don’t bother messaging if you don’t have a picture :) and message me a face pic, I don’t want to see a dick before seeing what you look like ??

Add lasagne to the message to prove that you have read this, because lasagne is elite and my favourite food :)

I love coloured hair, atm mine is blue and pink and green and yellow :D

Also a few people have said I have blue eyes, it’s just the picture that makes them look that way haha, they are actually green :)

Also I’m a sucker for tattoos, piercings, women, beards and long hair on me

Originally from the north east, so my accent is a bit random ?? also accents absolutely do it for me :p

Cum for the world class head, stay for the cuddles, that goes for the sexy women too :), also my record is 3 minutes start to finish :p

A member of Xtasia now :)

36 years old, Bisexual

5'11" 180cm
Fabulous
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
3 or 4 piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Couples (MM) Couples (FF) Men Women TV/TS
Aged from 28 to 50
Won't meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Anal, Blindfolds, Cybersex, DP, Gangbangs, Group Sex, Oral, Role Play, Safe Sex, Spanking, Swingers Clubs, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Toys, Voyeurism

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*hris and Zoe (41), Couple on 3 May 2026 by Meeting in person:
Lovely seeing you at our ‘Lock and Key’ event, thanks for joining us and being part of a fantastic night. Look forward to seeing you again soon xXx

*lus1isfun (48), Man on 18 April 2026 by Meeting in person:
Met this lovely lady last night in Xtasia. We chatted throughout the night and eventually found our way into a room. I'm not going to say too much but know that she loves kissing (and is very talented in that area) and she is a whole lot of fun. The hour we spent in the room went by far too fast and so I'm hoping I'm lucky enough to resume where we left off another time!

*unflirty 22 (56), Couple on 18 April 2026 by Meeting in person:
We met this absolutely beautiful lady last night in the club. We both enjoyed all the laughs and banter. This gorgeous lady is beautiful inside and out and we are hoping to see much more of her soon. Love L&J xxx

*obblyGem (42), Woman on 14 April 2026 by Meeting in person:
Saw this lovely lady dancing on the edge of the dance floor a few times one evening so invited her to come dance with me and my friend. It was a good choice and I'm glad I made it. Will be watching for her at other events, possibly with different friends in tow.

*ALM (54), Couple on 12 April 2026 by Meeting in person:
Met this beautiful lady at Xtasia, and delightful unicorn and lots of fun xx