I don’t know man—I just work here

Man in Royston, South East, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 13 hours ago

Hello.

At present I am growing and learning about myself and how I interact with others as I deal with the curveballs of life. So, I may be a bit on and off with real life availability (I’m sure most can relate), but I live the life when I can as best I can.

I am on here with my primary partner (stabbysidequest) who is absolutely wonderful. As a pair we are poly & amenable/welcoming to all genders and expressions and do seek those experiences.

We have individual profiles as we are each a whole ass person unto ourselves. Confident and comfortable with conversation, if we connect as a couple with anyone we are amenable to group chat where appropriate.

For starters though, keep it in your pants. A bit of mystery and mental stimulation first. That may lead to good connections (which is what we seek) and THAT may lead to some good times physically/sexually. But realise that it may also not lead to anything and be cool/respectful about that equally and maintain some dignity for yourself.

To put it plainly: talk to us as people first, not “how’s u” or send a picture of your junk. If we want it, we’ll ask for it. Thanks in advance.

Neither of us a big drinkers or in the pub meet up scene, but we’re not tea total either. Prefer non-smokers or drug use. Again, neither of us throw any shade for any of that, just not our thing.

She is an experienced bi kinkster first and foremost who can be brutal or quite lovely--choose your own adventure there.

I am more of a sensualist learning/exploring and growing in that and kink. My expression is more pansexual rather than out and out bi.

Me personally? I enjoy music in a wide sense, particularly Boards of Canada/Aphex Twin, but I am not limited by those examples—I tend towards musical extremes and the “Radio One” kind of middle ground nattering grinds my gears. Did you ever listen to the BBC Chillest Show? Man I loved that one. Add to Playlist is another example of my likes in musical meanderings. Amateur understanding of complex features.

Nature and outside time is important to me—I love nature walks and National Trust conservation volunteer work. Very much a “there is no bad weather” mindset person.

I’m past going to clubs and bars on a regular basis and I take far too long to convey my ideas for some people’s liking. I chalk that up to overthinking and poor expression at times. If those are features you’d like to avoid, quit reading now-save yourself ??

If you enjoy odd topics, many MANY tangents or comfortable silence, I’m that guy.

What was the last odd factoid you learned?

bill

48 years old, Bi-curious

6'2" 188cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
Heavily tattooed
No piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Couples (FF) Women
Aged from 22 to 60
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Anal, Blindfolds, Cybersex, Dogging, DP, Gangbangs, Group Sex, Making Videos, Oral, Rimming, Spanking, Swingers Clubs, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Toys, Voyeurism, Watersports, Webcams

Verified Genuine Profile

*ardysWorld (31), Man on 1 June 2026 by Meeting in person:
Met bill, his partner and a group of likeminded kinksters at Ignite on Monday 11th May 2026. bill had been kind enough to arrange a group meeting for the day and introduce me to club life. Since then we have been to Penthouse on Friday 29th May 2026 and Hellfire on Saturday 30th May 2026. Each occasion bill and his partner have been welcoming and insightful showing me around and explaining various new ideas to me such as electric toys, polyamory, swinging among many others including engaging in play. I shall be continuing to engage with them and the group as a whole long into the future.

*avageSparkle (35), Woman on 1 June 2026 by Meeting in person:
If you're looking for someone who will say "yes" to an adventure before asking any sensible follow-up questions, this is your guy. He brings fun wherever he goes, has a talent for turning ordinary situations into memorable stories, and may occasionally require adult supervision. He's caring, considerate, and actually listens when you talk. He's also delightfully inventive in his chaos, so if he decides to ruin you, you’ll have a great time.