Professional gardener looking for two lips

Man in Nottinghamshire, East Midlands, UK

... "If her legs aren’t shaking you’re not licking it right". 14 hours ago

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 9 hours ago

About:

English - Yorkshire by birth.

Terrible comedian- really bad.

6ft and a bit – perfect big spoon or handing things down from top shelf.

Good cook - actually trained.

Animal Lover but will not steal your pets, or shag them

Winner of a beauty contest in Monopoly

Owner of car

Good whistler but not very tuneful

Gym bar goer

Spider remover

Best hair where I work

Loves passionate snogging in the shower, between songs.

Please don’t ask for dick pic, no really please don’t, you’ll just laugh.

Not into threesomes. If I want to disappoint two people I can go for dinner with my parents.

Oh and no, I don’t take myself too seriously.

Come on laugh at it. This is a sex site and sex, if you do it right can be a laugh and a whole lot of fun. As well as wet and sticky, tasty, makes your eye sting and completely knackering.

So that I know you’ve read my profile please put in the subject box “Please do me hard”

Thank you.

58 years old, Straight

6'1" 185cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Not looking for single guys
Women
Aged from 18 to 63 only
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

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