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Couple in Colchester, East Midlands, UK

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Now for the good stuff ??

We are a professional, fun loving, emotionally intelligent couple, 22 years together, and extremely satisfied with each other. We’re looking for like-minded, funny and adventurous couples to share some kinky fun stuff together. We do have busy lives and whilst we are extremely sociable, we do not chat endlessly (well not Mrs anyway!).

We enjoy a full, same room, swap, threesomes, and don’t mind adding a few more into the mix for fun. We love to bring a bag of tricks into the room, the bag is getting bigger, and if you have something you want to try, we are open to suggestions. What matters just as much though to us is that you bring your sense of humour the party as we do talk throughout and love to laugh at some of the moments.

We have attended private parties, clubs; Jaydee’s, Pleasures, and VA, with a few more on the list yet to explore. We love a dungeon, open or closed rooms but we are always together.

We brush up well, being well groomed above and below and definitely smell delicious... hygiene is a must, so no crusty udders!!

They say the quiet ones are the……Mrs is curvy and although she likes to start with a slow sensual approach, and lots of kissing, before too long she’ll be hoping to drag you off in search of the dungeon for some spanking and kinky exploits. Don’t be selfish though as this will be sure to end the fun quickly, she loves to receive and gives plenty in return. She’s not keen on demonstrations of stamina, so no persistent pumping required or forceful fingers!

Mr likes a curvy goddess he can get his arms around and loves to be stood to attention, with the odd nipple tweak. He likes to give and receive oral, is never selfish, and happy to try most things. He’s very generous and certainly knows how to touch, as his magical fingers tantalise, leaving you wanting more, but be warned kissing is a must.

We love to spoil and so we’re not looking for quickies. We play safe and never agree to bareback.

Where there is an attraction, we are more likely to let you know what club or party we are likely to be at next and agree to say hi. Just because we agree to meet though doesn’t mean we will play, as we like to see how the mood takes us.

Well done for getting this far. If you pop the word ‘Spanking’ into your message we will know you’ve taken the time to read our profile.

We will look forward to receiving your winks & messages!

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59 years old, Straight

5'8" 173cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

57 years old, Bi-curious

5'5" 165cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
1 or 2 piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Women
Aged from 36 to 66
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Blindfolds, Gangbangs, Group Sex, Oral, Role Play, Safe Sex, Same Room Swapping, SM, Soft Swing, Spanking, Swingers Clubs, Threesomes, Toys

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*luzies (59), Couple on 18 November 2025 by Meeting in person:
We have been chatting to bits lovely couple for years,at last we me at the Ipswich social meet and hope to meet again xx

*manda-Stu (49), Couple on 18 November 2025 by Meeting in person:
Lovely to see you at the social again, looking forward to seeing you both again

*luzies (59), Couple on 16 November 2025 by Meeting in person:
Hi guys it was lovely to meet you at last and definitely will meet you again such lovely people xx

*endulum couple (56), Couple on 16 November 2025 by Meeting in person:
we met this couple at the ipswich social a real nice genuine couple very classy and sexy so easy to talk to and get along with hopefully we will meet again and get to know them a little better

*rom Saints 2 Sinners (52), Couple on 16 November 2025 by Meeting in person:
Another evening spent chatting with this lovely couple at the Ipswich Social. Always great to catch up with Mr and his stunning lady! See you again at the party! x

*rouble1972 (53), Couple on 12 November 2025 by Meeting in person:
Met this wonderful sexy couple at a party cat wait to meet up again for some more fun

*r Nice Guy. (43), Man on 11 November 2025 by Meeting in person:
Met this beautiful couple over the weekend at a party . Mrs is absolutely stunning and the Gent is very down to earth with a great sense of humour. Thank you for a great time .

*ack_and_Rose_Go_Down (55), Couple on 9 November 2025 by Meeting in person:
We met briefly at a party last night, sadly it was quite busy and although our chat was short their sexiness was noticed. Hopefully our paths will cross again x

*exual encounters (59), Couple on 9 November 2025 by Meeting in person:
What a couple known couple for sometime we hit it off in PDI even though we only live around 15 miles from each other they attended a party last night for the first time and was so glad they did easy on the eyes and got on with everybody, what a night did we say sexy too? Xx

*23Billy (62), Man on 24 October 2025 by Meeting in person:
Met this lovely couple at Eden Club whilst out at PDI. I was there as a single guy and they allowed me to join in some communal fun around the cross area. I mentioned and explained to MS a long wished fantasy of mine. Whereupon 4 of us retired to a private room and my dreams came true. I left that room with the broadest smile on my face. An amazing group of people I really hope our paths cross again sometime. Thanks 123 Billy

*az n Drew (55), Couple on 21 October 2025 by Meeting in person:
This couple was staying at the same hotel in PDI, where we shared a few stories. She has an amazing body and it was exciting watching her use her paddle in Eden. We’ll definitely love to meet up again xxx

*arkieboy517 (57), Couple on 15 October 2025 by Meeting in person:
Had a few messages from this lovely couple, eventually met them on the beech at pdi sadly only i (mark) met as wife was poorly ,great chit chat and maybe catch up again in the future ,take care

* and T 6969 (55), Couple on 13 October 2025 by Meeting in person:
We shared our Hotel and spent a few days of our amazing holiday with this really sexy couple in PDI. Gee had met them previously last year and very quickly Tree realised why he was so fond of them, so down to earth and great conversation too. Please treat them with respect and you will be rewarded, true fab people in the right way,ps We count them as our good friends xoxo G&T

*n Bi Tweeners (51), Couple on 13 October 2025 by Meeting in person:
Met this lovely couple at the end of the night at Eden and then bumped into them again at kiosk 3 — clearly meant to be. Easy to chat with, great energy, and definitely a spark there. Hopefully we get the chance for a longer catch-up next time.

*r swing2 (60), Man on 12 October 2025 by Meeting in person:
I've just got back from PDI, where I met this lovely genuine and sexy couple in Eden, Ms has got an amazing body and she just loves showing it off, she teased me and her hubby nearly to the point of boiling point lol Both are very friendly and playful, It was lovely meeting such a genuine and loving couple. Gazza x

*ooty100 (55), Couple on 10 October 2025 by Meeting in person:
Well what can we say our meet was last thing on our last night in Pdi these guys are an amazing fun easy going couple x If your in Pdi or uk say hi you will not be disappointed Mrs is a very sexy sassy lady and mr handsome and very witty always up for a laugh xx Looking forward to our next meet Darleen and Martin

*ovedo (43), Couple on 17 August 2025 by Meeting in person:
We’ve had the pleasure of meeting this lovely couple a few times now — first at Pleasures, then at Caress parties, and most recently at the Ipswich social. Always such genuine, friendly people with great energy. A couple we’re always happy to bump into and spend time with!

*abDuo86 (52), Couple on 17 August 2025 by Meeting in person:
Met up with this amazing couple again at the Ipswich social last night. It’s always a pleasure to chat. We do hope to meet up with them again very soon to finish off where we left off xx

*ambridgezwinger (40), Man on 16 June 2025 by Meeting in person:
It was a pleasure to meet this friendly, attractive cpl at Jaydees. I enjoyed the banter; they are engaging and fun. These two certainly added to the good vibes and liveliness on the night. Be great to catch up with them again C :--).

*pswich Social (27), Couple on 18 May 2025 by Meeting in person:
This lovely couple came along to our latest social event last night. They both really joined in with the chatting and laughter helping make it the success it was. We were very lucky to have them join us and look forward to inviting them both to many more in the future.

*he Mufffin Man (54), Man on 13 May 2025 by Meeting in person:
Met this great couple over the weekend and what a joy they are...hovis a cheeky chappy with a twinkle in his eye for the ladies and his mrs is so so sexy.. pretty great figure n a smile thst lights a room...only hot yo chat n have some laughs but i do hope things develope....bestvthing boutvtgem is they ate lovely people so if u meet them u r in force treat Hope to see u soon guys xx

*tevenliz67 (53), Couple on 23 March 2025 by Meeting in person:
Finally met up with this fun naughty sexy couple again Sadly it was the last night of their holiday in PDI but at least their holiday ended with a bang, we had a great night with them Meeting at a bar and going on to a club where we all played and got very wet, thank you both for maki the first night of our holiday soo much fun We will definitely see you back home sometime Love Steve and liz x

*loratheExplora39 (43), Woman on 9 February 2025 by Meeting in person:
Finally got to meet these two fab people. I’ve heard so much about them and all true. Very glad I ve finally got to put names to faces. Genuine lovely people and easy on the eye, what more can anyone want!!! See you soon xx

*wesomeLola (57), Couple on 10 November 2024 by Meeting in person:
Six weeks of excitement and anticipation while we waited for a rendez-vous with this delicious couple. Vanilla life got in the way, but it turns out that it was well worth the wait. Each time we have met them the vibe between us has got so much better. We hosted them and had them to ourselves for some mind-blowing intimate fun in the hot tub and on the sofa. May there be many more meets. I'm sure we have only just scratched the surface as we get to know them much much better.

*wnthenight (57), Couple on 30 September 2024 by Meeting in person:
We were lucky to be introduced to this lovely couple by a mutual male friend. Drinks, conversation, laughs and cheeky kisses led to the five of us going back to our friends room. Who says five is an odd number? No one was left out in this fun-filled marathon session. Just wow! What an amazing night. Great memories banked. xoxox

*ice guy 8 (59), Man on 29 September 2024 by Meeting in person:
Well we'll, really good friends here now and I was the luckiest guy on earth to get invited to play in their horny quintet with another amazing couple. Mind blowing with both mouth and finger instruments playing beautiful tunes for hours. This was my second time in their company and it was fantastic as expected .these 2 are pure fab so please respect and enjoy. Love you both. Xoxo Lmao cum sheets and towels I will never forget..

*wesomeLola (57), Couple on 29 September 2024 by Meeting in person:
We were already in Bar Comeback when S and A walked in, and it was as if we were waiting for them to walk in to our lives. Huge smiles all round and both of us felt that the connection was immediate and strong. We chatted and chatted and knew that we would become friends. They already had plans so we parted at the end of the evening, but the goodnight kisses lingered quite a lot more than we expected. Unfortunately the planets didn't fully align for our second meeting due to mild illness, but we did meet them, and sparks were flying the second time too. The frustration of not being able to rip their clothes off was painful, but firm plans have been made for the near future. This is not the end...

*ice guy 8 (59), Man on 26 September 2024 by Meeting in person:
Met these two very sexy horny people after a series of several messages, what do I say, the moment we met, thee was an instant chemistry and it did take long to arrive in the bedroom. The Mrs is drop dead gorgeous and what lay beneath the clothes was even better, a really sexy figure with beautiful lingerie which started me off like a train. Mr is a star man and with my help, we played with Mrs for several hours. Wont share the details but save to say Teamwork made the dream or in our case made the Cream work. Totally recommend this couple, love you lots.we did have a laugh..

*r11 (35), Man on 23 September 2024 by Meeting in person:
Met this great couple in PDI. Both are a great laugh and totally naughty. Very welcoming and very horny lol Mrs is absolutely gorgeous. We had a lot of fun back in their hotel room ??

*andS (63), Couple on 8 July 2024 by Meeting in person:
We've had some really fun times with these two beautiful people, but we can't recall a sexier night than Saturday night. Everyone seemed to be doing something different and it got really hot and steamy. Heaven knows what may happen next time we meet!!

*he Essex Plumber (38), Man on 14 April 2024 by Meeting in person:
I enjoyed a brilliant evening with this friendly, down to earth and naughty couple. They are both up for a laugh and very easy to get on with. They fully embraced the group playtime upstairs and had some nice surprises in their bag of tricks. Along with some very sexy outfits. They couldn’t have been more respectful in my home and got on well with the other guests. I wouldn’t hesitate to see them again. Looking forward to more fun times xx

*appysexypeople (51), Couple on 31 March 2024 by Meeting in person:
So glad we got to chat to this beautiful sexy couple last night ! Genuine , funny , happy and sexy , the perfect package , would love to meet again ( over a cup of tea lol ) and who knows ,,, maybe more … you are so much like us , no stress , no agenda just good old happy sexy fun ?? two people that just give out sex appeal without even knowing it ????

*ussy fuckers (45), Couple on 24 March 2024 by Meeting in person:
Meet these lovely too at the Ipswich social what a fantastic couple. Looking forward to meeting them again

*angOnBunny (47), Couple on 24 March 2024 by Meeting in person:
Great catching up with this gorgeous pair at the Ipswich Social past night. Always a good conversation and laughs. Until next time xx

*ngelnsquid (61), Couple on 29 February 2024 by Meeting in person:
Great to finally talk to this couple we have known for a while now. Had a good time chatting at the Timpsy hammock in Pdi.

*otchops50 (59), Couple on 2 January 2024 by Meeting in person:
Met A and S at VA for the NYE party. Refreshing that you can arrange to meet a couple at an event and you actually do!!..and what a pleasure. Such a friendly couple, easy to get along with and a sense of humour! Look forward to our paths hopefully crossing again with this sexy and fun couple! Xx

*aysmith1995 (32), Man on 28 November 2023 by Meeting in person:
I've been speaking to this great couple for a few months now our paths have crossed a few times at Jaydees but we've not had a chance to properly meet until a couple weekends ago and wow what can I say they were worth the wait she has an amazing bum and can really take a spanking can't wait to take it further next time. Do not miss out on this couple they are not as innocent as they look.

*ucindaloveit (58), Couple on 27 August 2023 by Meeting in person:
We finally met up with this lovely couple after a long time chatting and winking !! Great evening at the summer Ball, can't wait to meet up again and soon xxx

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