Help us grow old disgracefully

Couple in Bristol, South West, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: over a year ago

Happy,fun loving long time married couple looking for long term playmates. We seek quality rather than quantity.

We are extremely ugly, happy to supply facial pics for your mantle piece to keep the kids away from the fire. if interested we will answer all replies.

She is straight and likes the wicked wand to much to ever be converted.

Consequently both straighter than a Roman road !

He it has been said looks like Brad Pitts Brother ,Cess,and has picked up a bit of weight and a few bumps and bruises along life's highway.Shaven head and own teeth (I would never use anyone else's )Girls he seeks only to please.

She,however, has had the easier paper round and looks remarkably good for someone who has fallen out the ugly tree.Quite definitely been cruising life's highway, curvy and sexy with dare I say it a little excess weight.

We do not take ourselves seriously ,we do that during our working lives and playtime is exactly that PLAYTIME !

So if you also do not take yourselves seriously, are happy to spend more time having fun than looking in a mirror and posing, then please contact us.

Personality is so much more important to us than looks, though we realise the pic collectors can't wank over a personality.

Safe sex only ,absolutely non negotiable.

At this moment in time we are not looking for single men.But he is allowed to play alone .

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Michael

66 years old, Straight

5'11" 180cm
Average
Non smoker
Don't drink
No tattoos
No piercings

Maria

65 years old, Straight

5'3" 160cm
Curvy
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF)
Aged from 35 to 60
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Toys, Threesomes, Separate Room Swapping, Same Room Swapping, Safe Sex, Oral, Cuckolding, Adult Parties

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