Couple enjoying the ride!

Couple in Nr Middlesbrough, North East, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: online now!

Does anybody even read these things?

Mainly meeting in clubs but open to suggestions. We don't meet separately.

Not a lot of free time so when we go out we like to make the most of it. Which is hopefully a non-slaggy way of saying we don't do social meets. So if you are not yet sure what you want from this you should probably avoid us.

We definitely ain't 10's, and we don't expect you to be either, we care more about your craic than what you look like. Within reason. Prefer people with this mindset too given that we're a bit older and a bit fatter than we'd like to be!

Just a pair of perverts with awful senses of humour who enjoy borrowing other people for a bit of extra fun, nothing too serious! Although we do enjoy a laugh and a bit of backwards and forwards on here, to make sure we're each others kind of people and can hold a conversation. No need for group chats and all that bollocks, who has the time really...

Been lucky enough to meet some belting people along the way both on and off Fab, you dirty bastards are definitely our kinda people. Most of you anyway! We're pretty much open books so ask away, just don't be a dick about it

38 years old, Straight

5'11" 180cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
No piercings

38 years old, Bisexual

5'6" 168cm
Curvy
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
3 or 4 piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Men Women
Aged from 20 to 60
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Anal, Blindfolds, Dogging, DP, Gangbangs, Group Sex, Making Videos, Oral, Safe Sex, Same Room Swapping, Soft Swing, Spanking, Swingers Clubs, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Toys, Voyeurism, Webcams

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*elloSidney (32), Couple on 12 April 2026 by Meeting in person:
We had the pleasure of speaking to this lovely couple last Thursday night at shhh. Lots of laughs and some interesting stories exchanged! They’re both absolutely gorgeous. Hopefully see you both soon x

*arriedcpl82 (41), Couple on 12 April 2026 by Meeting in person:
Met this fabulous couple at Shhh and had a really good chat with lots of laughs. Definitely the type of couple we want to see again. Hopefully next time we see them we get to drop those towels and take off that sexy bra. X

*irJSubN (37), Couple on 15 March 2026 by Meeting in person:
Wow! After a week of messaging and flirting, we met these two at a club. Conversation flowed effortlessly, both are so relaxed, friendly and funny. After some very hot sexual activity on the dancefloor between the ladies , we found a room and carried on. The Mrs is absolutely gorgeous, amazing tits and bum and knows how to suck the soul from your cock! Mr has a gorgeous body, perfect with his hands and had both girls moaning and squirting plenty! We hope to play again soon and explore more fantasies together xx

*k82 (43), Woman on 21 February 2026 by Meeting in person:
Met this lovely couple and had a very fun couple of hours, they are both lovely and friendly and made me feel so comfortable, the sex was Hot!! ?? im definitely looking forward to playing again and seing what filthy fun we can get upto together xx

*aneHim (56), Couple on 8 February 2026 by Meeting in person:
Met this charming attractive couple at a visit to club Shh last night and they were very easy to get along with. We had a fun conversation while sat in the bar! Very much hoping we can spend some more quality time with them soon x

*ot and horny 33 (53), Couple on 25 August 2025 by Meeting in person:
Walking into a new club is always daunting, seeing a couple of beautiful familiar faces put us at ease straight away. It’s been a while since seeing this sexy couple, the conversation and laughs come so easy. Anyone who is lucky to share their company will not be disappointed, hope to see you both soon x

*attClaire (47), Couple on 17 August 2025 by Meeting in person:
What a night! We finally got to meet these two after a very entertaining build-up and honestly, they were everything we hoped for and more. The chemistry had already been great in our messages and in person it was, even better, chilled, honest, and just so easy. They’re both seriously sexy, down to earth, and just a joy to be around (and under ??). The fun we had together was effortless and the connection felt completely natural. We came away grinning and… let’s just say, the aftershocks were real. Can’t wait to do it all over again

*witandtwat88 (38), Couple on 16 August 2025 by Meeting in person:
Met T & K last night proper genuine and down to earth couple both very attractive… and I’m glad you enjoyed the show! Hopefully we can catch up again sometime!

*orethancurves99 (48), Woman on 22 July 2025 by Meeting in person:
Monday blues - well not with these guys! Wow just gets better and better each meet! Might have been dry outside but def wasn’t a dry house :). Mr T you handled us both extremely well and was so hot to see you in your element .. Mrs K your my kinda gal , dirty bitch - love it! Till next time ;)

*E HORNY COUPLE (51), Couple on 16 March 2025 by Meeting in person:
What can I say other then WOW ... both easy to to talk to and we had a right laugh and they make this site worth while .. K is absolutely stunning from head to toe and T is one handsome male .. if you get a chance to meet these go for it you won't be disappointed at all x untill next time you sexy pair !! K & s xxx

*hoc Titan (43), Man on 1 March 2025 by Meeting in person:
Met this friendly open ,funny ,warm couple at quest Leeds yesterday, had some quality fun genuine conversations about many things and definitely are a dynamic naughty duo and have a bright lust filled future in the swinging world , I’m sure I’ll bump into these crazy cats again sometime soon .

*he quiet ones x (42), Couple on 6 January 2025 by Meeting in person:
We meant this lovely couple in shhh. There was lots of naughty fun to be had in the orgy room. Between the girls they left the beds soaking. Definitely looking forward seeing them again in the future. Look forward maybe more of conversation next time too lol xx

*andanortheast (48), Couple on 24 November 2024 by Meeting in person:
We bumped into T&K over the weekend in Shhh Newcastle, we had such a nice chat and a laugh with them as they were so easy to get along with. They are new to the Club, but they had been three times that week! :) Very much on our wavelength and we look forward to catching up with them again soon. Time ran away from us and we had to get back home, next time we will plan things a little better,

*oueden83new (42), Couple on 20 November 2024 by Meeting in person:
Have met and spoke a few time with this gorgeous couple, Mrs is stunning and down to earth, Mr is easy in the eye and a true gent. If you get the chance to play then you’re a lucky guy or girl as seen the pair in action and wow. Till next time lovelies L xx

*addys Redhead Slut (40), Couple on 19 November 2024 by Meeting in person:
these two renewed our faith in clubs!!! we watched each other all night there was so much chemistry, and really good banter that made it so easy to share a bed and get filthy later on ;) would love to play again lovely fun people xx

*lia (45), Woman on 17 November 2024 by Meeting in person:
Lovely to chat to this sexy couple at Shhh last night. Really down to earth and totally on my wavelength. Would have loved to play but didn’t get the chance this time. Hopefully we will get to meet again soon and hope you both had a good night too xx

*ine_and_a_half_Weeks (42), Couple on 24 August 2024 by Meeting in person:
Wonderful to meet this sociable and very sexy couple last evening. The lovely Mrs has an infectious laugh and an amazing body. Elizabeth would say Mrs is one of the best kissers she's ever encountered. Mr is charming and attractive. Both taste amazing. Hope to see you soon x

*cl2020 (34), Woman on 15 August 2024 by Meeting in person:
Found these guys in a quiet corner of Club F - instantly decided we had to be friends because they were the only other people under 50 there! Turns out it was their first club visit but we would never have guessed, they got amongst it like the best of us! Hoping it isn’t their last!

*sh87 (38), Couple on 29 July 2024 by Meeting in person:
Super lucky to bump into these guys on Saturday on their very first club visit! Super easy to chat to, friendly and down to earth. Hopefully we’ll get to bump into you guys again in the future! X

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