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Rating: Fabulous
	Jules and Chris certainly have one of the best clubs around for having fun and wanting to return week after week as I do. If you can imagine a night club atmosphere for swinging then thats VA. The staff are really helpful and playful too lol...which makes the whole experience awesome. Totally recommended. Date: 11 July 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	Been to this club a couple of times now friday being the last time and really enjoyed ourselves. Looking forward to the next visit. It’s luxurious, caters for all, the pool is a lovely touch too. A great atmosphere and a very sociable place. The staff are so friendly and helpful too and the icing on the cake is the hotel rooms upstairs. Date: 10 July 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	I visited first time club on milf Wednesday with my partner. Very nice atmosphere. We love visit VA. Always we can relax and chill between people which love swing Date: 9 July 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	Wow! Chic37 was Amazing. Great vibe, high calibre guests, super friendly conversations…. Lots of steamy fun! We’re coming back! Date: 9 July 2023

Rating: Fun
	Chic 37 at VA, fantastic club, great energy x Date: 9 July 2023

Rating: OK
	I visited this club on MILF Wednesday for the first time with my partner in tow. Our first impressions of the club was pretty good - nicely furnished, atmosphere and the other patrons seemed quite nice. The few disappointments were no private play areas, everywhere was “open” apart from the couples area, and ‘one’ curtained part, so probably a club for season swingers. Also, the hot tub, although large - had no jets. Upon exit, it wasn’t made clear where to settle the tab, was it at the Bar or reception? Still, despite these few snags, my partner and I are still inclined to return to give it another go now we know what the expectations are. Date: 8 July 2023

Rating: OK

I visited this club on MILF Wednesday for the first time with my partner in tow. Our first impressions of the club was pretty good - nicely furnished, atmosphere and the other patrons seemed quite nice. The few disappointments were no private play areas, everywhere was “open” apart from the couples area, and ‘one’ curtained part, so probably a club for season swingers. Also, the hot tub, although large - had no jets. Upon exit, it wasn’t made clear where to settle the tab, was it at the Bar or reception? Still, despite these few snags, my partner and I are still inclined to return to give it another go now we know what the expectations are.

Date: 8 July 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	What a brilliant place to spend a Wednesday afternoon , this club is fantastic will definitely be back again soon. So many beautiful and sexy people , loved the rooms and decorations that put you in a sexy mood the moment you walk in. The hosts are super friendly make you feel welcomed especially for someone coming for the first time . Group play in and by the hot tub ( UV filter so play in the hot tub is possible ) , was also lucky enough to play in the couples room right at the end of the party . Fantastic place I can’t wait to go back , also great place to make friends Date: 7 July 2023

Rating: Fabulous

What a brilliant place to spend a Wednesday afternoon , this club is fantastic will definitely be back again soon.

So many beautiful and sexy people , loved the rooms and decorations that put you in a sexy mood the moment you walk in.

The hosts are super friendly make you feel welcomed especially for someone coming for the first time . Group play in and by the hot tub ( UV filter so play in the hot tub is possible ) , was also lucky enough to play in the couples room right at the end of the party . Fantastic place I can’t wait to go back , also great place to make friends

Date: 7 July 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	Attended this weekend .... from the other side ... Great chatty , friendly , sexy people ! Can’t wait to go back ... so many events & choices of nights available ???? Date: 4 July 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	What an amazing couple of days at VA! We stayed on the grounds at VA for Friday and Saturday night events. So glad they have the room to not only accommodate in thier hotel but also the option to use the outside Lux Lounge to camp or motorhome. The Lux Lounge,which is open during the day, was perfect to chill out, top up our tan and socialise with other guests. Mr Benns night was a wonderful display of what happens when you put openmided individuals in a space where they can be themselves! The house rocks event was a sexy night with the music based on old skool house m classics. The staff really do make an effort and is the reason why we will return. Thank you for a wonderful weekend x Date: 3 July 2023

Rating: Fabulous

What an amazing couple of days at VA!

We stayed on the grounds at VA for Friday and Saturday night events.

So glad they have the room to not only accommodate in thier hotel but also the option to use the outside Lux Lounge to camp or motorhome.

The Lux Lounge,which is open during the day, was perfect to chill out, top up our tan and socialise with other guests.

Mr Benns night was a wonderful display of what happens when you put openmided individuals in a space where they can be themselves!

The house rocks event was a sexy night with the music based on old skool house m classics.

The staff really do make an effort and is the reason why we will return.

Thank you for a wonderful weekend x

Date: 3 July 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	Had a great night at Ibiza Rocks. Also used the clubs shuttle service which works well. Definitely be back again soon. Date: 3 July 2023

Rating: OK
	First time visiting this club last night, was a lovely atmosphere, everyone is so friendly and welcoming! Perhaps not a club we would visit again unless there was a specific event on as we prefer a larger club with more rooms to play, but overall we weren’t disappointed! It’s definitely got a modern and chic decor which makes it so attractive! Date: 2 July 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	Another fab evenings fun at VA (then once home decided to carry on into the wee small hours LOL) . We both had a great night, chatting to some lovely new ladies and gents and making full use of the fun swing and hot tub. If you're new and unsure which club to visit, VA should be top of your list. We do hope all our new friends eventually got home safe and sound one way or another! If we chatted, do feel free to message us x Date: 2 July 2023

Rating: Fabulous

Another fab evenings fun at VA (then once home decided to carry on into the wee small hours LOL) .

We both had a great night, chatting to some lovely new ladies and gents and making full use of the fun swing and hot tub. If you're new and unsure which club to visit, VA should be top of your list. We do hope all our new friends eventually got home safe and sound one way or another! If we chatted, do feel free to message us x

Date: 2 July 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	Our first time at VA but certainly not our last, lovely club, lovely people and lovely staff. We are fairly new to the club scene but VA made us feel very welcome. The club itself is very well set out and lots of play areas, we loved the sexy mix of friendly people, and we will certainly be back. Until next time thank you xxx CoupleJC. Date: 2 July 2023

Rating: OK
	Attended with a female partner and we wasn’t to sure for first time but…… It was really busy and everyone was talking mingling and playing we had a great night and will be returning. Love to hot tub and darker rooms plenty space to play and we certainly did Date: 2 July 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	Couples and ladies night at VA is never one to miss. We had the best night last night chatting and getting to know people. Im still not the most confident person and struggle to be first to make conversation, but everyone makes you feel so welcome. Its amazing Date: 2 July 2023

Rating: OK
	OMG what a night!!! One of the best nights I’ve been to and I’ve been to many good nights here. MR Bens Bi-night took off last night!!! The club was so busy, busting at the seems with so many sexy, playful and very naughty people, absolutely loved it :-)))) It was full to the brim but not so much that you couldn’t move or play anywhere. There was so much going on, I was in my element running around playing with everyone and loving the attention. I am such a naughty girl ;-) amazing vibe, lots of jokes and laughter as well as some serious naughtiness. Wish I could play this night over and over again on a loop x Thank you VA and all who sail in her xXx Date: 1 July 2023

Rating: OK

OMG what a night!!! One of the best nights I’ve been to and I’ve been to many good nights here. MR Bens Bi-night took off last night!!! The club was so busy, busting at the seems with so many sexy, playful and very naughty people, absolutely loved it :-))))

It was full to the brim but not so much that you couldn’t move or play anywhere. There was so much going on, I was in my element running around playing with everyone and loving the attention. I am such a naughty girl ;-) amazing vibe, lots of jokes and laughter as well as some serious naughtiness. Wish I could play this night over and over again on a loop x Thank you VA and all who sail in her xXx

Date: 1 July 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	One of the best clubs we’ve been to. We went last year to chick event and it was amazing. Just can’t stay away Date: 28 June 2023

Rating: OK
	Our favourite club. The club decor is sophisticated and decadent. The atmosphere is sexy and playful. The festival weekenders are amazing, such great fun. A great mix of chilling on the deck in the sun by the huge outdoor tub and partying and playing with gorgeous friendly like minded naughty people in the evening. Camping and hotel rooms available. Absolutely fantastic...can't get enough. The staff are really lovely and work so hard, especially over the festival weekends to make sure everyone is well looked after. A big thank you from us xx Date: 26 June 2023

Rating: OK

Our favourite club.

The club decor is sophisticated and decadent. The atmosphere is sexy and playful.

The festival weekenders are amazing, such great fun. A great mix of chilling on the deck in the sun by the huge outdoor tub and partying and playing with gorgeous friendly like minded naughty people in the evening. Camping and hotel rooms available. Absolutely fantastic...can't get enough. The staff are really lovely and work so hard, especially over the festival weekends to make sure everyone is well looked after. A big thank you from us xx

Date: 26 June 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	We had a really great day at the VA What Women Want event on Friday. It was Hawaiian themed and with the beautiful tropical weather it certainly did feel like we had been transformed somewhere in the Pacific. As always a great clientele of sexy couples and fit young men. This event is not to be missed, make sure you get yourself on the list as it does get fully booked very quickly. xx Date: 26 June 2023

Rating: Fabulous

We had a really great day at the VA What Women Want event on Friday. It was Hawaiian themed and with the beautiful tropical weather it certainly did feel like we had been transformed somewhere in the Pacific. As always a great clientele of sexy couples and fit young men. This event is not to be missed, make sure you get yourself on the list as it does get fully booked very quickly. xx

Date: 26 June 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	Loved my visit to this club for a private party with the WWW event. The club is extremely impressive, beautiful outdoor area and plenty to keep people "occupied" inside. Be sure to check it out. Date: 25 June 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	Cannot fault this club absolutely amazing! Highly reccomend on a Saturday night! Date: 25 June 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	We had an amazing visit on Saturday. Afternoon in the LUX Lounge and then into the evening. So many people! The outside deck and tub was open all night and a really great atmosphere Date: 25 June 2023

Rating: Fun
	Went to the club this Friday for our first time. Staff were lovely and helpful. Club is clean and tidy. Husband and I had some good conversations with like minded people and also got to try out a few of the rooms. Thanks for a great night x Date: 24 June 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	Another fabulous Weekender at this luxurious chilled venue. The team made so much effort to make sure everybody had such a fantastic time, from hobby horse bungee racing to a line dancing class there was fabulous music, a great DJ, and just such a glorious location, camping alongside the river. I can't thank the Va team enough for the wonderful memories. Date: 20 June 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	So why didn’t we realise that camping can be so much fun …..like we’ve said before The VA is the club that keeps on giving and boy o boy did it give this weekend. Their Wild West Weekender certainly introduced us to the benefits of a camping swinging weekend, Para is wanting a Winnebago now lol Fabulous weekend doesn’t touch the surface….a super cool club, that offers clean facilities, attracts the sexiest clientele and has great DJ’s which is so rare in adult clubs. The finest fun palace on the planet. Team VA you smashed again, we love you xx Date: 18 June 2023

Rating: Fabulous

So why didn’t we realise that camping can be so much fun …..like we’ve said before The VA is the club that keeps on giving and boy o boy did it give this weekend. Their Wild West Weekender certainly introduced us to the benefits of a camping swinging weekend, Para is wanting a Winnebago now lol

Fabulous weekend doesn’t touch the surface….a super cool club, that offers clean facilities, attracts the sexiest clientele and has great DJ’s which is so rare in adult clubs. The finest fun palace on the planet. Team VA you smashed again, we love you xx

Date: 18 June 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	Another fab weekender at VA (Wild West). Must be the friendliest club in the UK, staff are lovely and so welcoming, just like an extended family. Relaxed in the sunshine outside in the sumptuous Lux lounge, the camping field is the best of any club. Food was great. Everyone made such an effort with costumes and all the clientele were so lovely, sexy, friendly and inclusive. Well done VA, you are the best! Xx Date: 18 June 2023

Rating: Fabulous

Another fab weekender at VA (Wild West). Must be the friendliest club in the UK, staff are lovely and so welcoming, just like an extended family. Relaxed in the sunshine outside in the sumptuous Lux lounge, the camping field is the best of any club. Food was great. Everyone made such an effort with costumes and all the clientele were so lovely, sexy, friendly and inclusive. Well done VA, you are the best! Xx

Date: 18 June 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	Another brilliant weekend hosted by the fantastic VA team. Our first time camping, and we can't belive we have not done this sooner on this brilliant field just behind. The whole event throughout made better with the team of exceptional hosts. Great theme, great people and most importantly fantastic party. Be sure to keep an eye out for their upcoming events and come ready for the best time xxx Date: 18 June 2023

Rating: Fabulous

Another brilliant weekend hosted by the fantastic VA team. Our first time camping, and we can't belive we have not done this sooner on this brilliant field just behind. The whole event throughout made better with the team of exceptional hosts.

Great theme, great people and most importantly fantastic party.

Be sure to keep an eye out for their upcoming events and come ready for the best time xxx

Date: 18 June 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	Another brilliant weekend at VA for their Wild Wild West Weekend. We were able to park our motorhome in the lovely field by the river at the back of the club, with the outdoor Lux Lounge and super clean, warm jacuzzi to enjoy during the day complete with great music and a live band. Nighttime brought an array of fantastic themed outfits, a brilliant DJ and a lovely clean, well laid out club with lots fun fun furniture to enjoy! This club has it all grra Date: 18 June 2023

Rating: Fabulous

Another brilliant weekend at VA for their Wild Wild West Weekend. We were able to park our motorhome in the lovely field by the river at the back of the club, with the outdoor Lux Lounge and super clean, warm jacuzzi to enjoy during the day complete with great music and a live band. Nighttime brought an array of fantastic themed outfits, a brilliant DJ and a lovely clean, well laid out club with lots fun fun furniture to enjoy!

This club has it all grra

Date: 18 June 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	Today at the Milf Club was really fantastic with all the lovely ladies in a very playful mood lol. The lux lounge did its job in creating a brilliant atmosphere for having fun. I always enjoy chatting to the gorgeous staff too as they are the ones that help create that special atmosphere for us all. Thanks VA and see you again on Sunday. Date: 14 June 2023

Rating: OK
	Well what can we say about this club, expect its the BEST we have ever been to. In fact we only attend this club now and forever will… it’s become our very own monthly date night night out. The club is clean, classy & the staff are ALL fantastic. Not really ever had any problems & if we did (minor) the staff dealt with it. No issue is ever too big. Most definitely worth a visit if you haven’t already!! Can’t wait until we can attend again! LOVE this place & can’t wait to PARTY!! Date: 13 June 2023

Rating: OK

Well what can we say about this club, expect its the BEST we have ever been to. In fact we only attend this club now and forever will… it’s become our very own monthly date night night out. The club is clean, classy & the staff are ALL fantastic. Not really ever had any problems & if we did (minor) the staff dealt with it. No issue is ever too big. Most definitely worth a visit if you haven’t already!! Can’t wait until we can attend again! LOVE this place & can’t wait to PARTY!!

Date: 13 June 2023

Rating: Fun
	We had another fun night at VA even though it was quiet it still had a good atmosphere and the staff as always were so friendly! Met some new faces which was nice and had a little play ;) Be back again in 2 weeks! Hopefully to have some more fun :) Date: 12 June 2023

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