The Vanilla Alternative

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Rating: Fun
	We had another fun night at VA even though it was quiet it still had a good atmosphere and the staff as always were so friendly! Met some new faces which was nice and had a little play ;) Be back again in 2 weeks! Hopefully to have some more fun :) Date: 12 June 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	Had a great night here last night, the decor is amazing and feels just like you're at a normal swanky bar until you hit the playrooms. Massive hot tub and everybody super welcoming and friendly. Woulf 100% recommended to anybody. Please say hi if you were there and recognise us x Date: 11 June 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	I attended as a single guy to Mr Benns Bi Night on Friday . I enjoyed this event a lot. Openminded couples out number the well behaved singles. For me I feel more comfortable with couples than a lot of single guys as I'm bi not gay ...this event is perfect for a good bi mix... See you all for the next one on Friday 30th June ,attending as a couple x. Date: 4 June 2023

Rating: OK
	Again i can confirm VA is the best club in Uk, highly recommend! Date: 4 June 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	We have enjoyed two great weekends at the wonderful VA. Last weekend Ibiza arrived at VA and what a great day we had last Saturday, the sun came out and we enjoyed a great afternoon chilling around the pool listening to resident DJ Mark Eldridge and hanging out with our great playmates, then the evening exploded with a bang! The club was heaving with sexy people, it was party central and DJ Pete Andrew’s truly made the VA feel like you were in Ushuaïa! Last night was no exception House Rocks was another great night, at one stage the hot tub room was so full of people it felt like a scene from a Roman orgy…. Very hot and steamy The VA deserves it’s no 1 spot as the best club in the UK…..consistently delivers great nights, it has a superb team who work constantly to achieve customer satisfaction, it’s clean, comfortable and extremely welcoming. There is a great line up of weekend events this summer and we can’t wait until the next event “Wild West” ….. xx Date: 4 June 2023

Rating: Fabulous

We have enjoyed two great weekends at the wonderful VA. Last weekend Ibiza arrived at VA and what a great day we had last Saturday, the sun came out and we enjoyed a great afternoon chilling around the pool listening to resident DJ Mark Eldridge and hanging out with our great playmates, then the evening exploded with a bang! The club was heaving with sexy people, it was party central and DJ Pete Andrew’s truly made the VA feel like you were in Ushuaïa!

Last night was no exception House Rocks was another great night, at one stage the hot tub room was so full of people it felt like a scene from a Roman orgy…. Very hot and steamy

The VA deserves it’s no 1 spot as the best club in the UK…..consistently delivers great nights, it has a superb team who work constantly to achieve customer satisfaction, it’s clean, comfortable and extremely welcoming. There is a great line up of weekend events this summer and we can’t wait until the next event “Wild West” ….. xx

Date: 4 June 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	I had my first visit to VA last night, the venue was fantastic, the staff were helpful and a couple were extremely welcoming. I will absolutely be re-attending. I was the single gent in the striped light blue shirt if anyone wanted to say hello! Date: 3 June 2023

Rating: Fun
	We went to the Milf club event on Wednesday and enjoyed checking the clu out for the first time. The Staffa are really friendly and the atmosphere was great! Shame the sun wasn’t shining, as the outdoor area looked like a fun place. Definitely worth a trip! Date: 2 June 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	Attended MILF Club on 31st May and it was great fun. Lovely people and some very sexy women. Staff are always friendly and cannot wait to come back. Probably for Dark Desires again! Date: 2 June 2023

Rating: Fun
	Our first visit to VA for Milf Club. Only our second club visit and went with friends. After nerves left us we had a really great time. The club is really nice and everyone was friendly. The hot tub is amazing. Can’t wait to visit again Date: 31 May 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	What an amazing weekend at the Ibiza weekender. First visit with the campervan and had an absolutely fantastic time. Weather was perfect to go with the amazing Lux lounge with Ianaziibg DJ’s which fed into the evening inside the club.. Staff were alll so helpful and helped with any queries we had. Showers and toilets available outside for campers. We will be back especially for the weekenders . Great job guys .. thank you Date: 30 May 2023

Rating: Fabulous

What an amazing weekend at the Ibiza weekender. First visit with the campervan and had an absolutely fantastic time. Weather was perfect to go with the amazing Lux lounge with Ianaziibg DJ’s which fed into the evening inside the club..

Staff were alll so helpful and helped with any queries we had. Showers and toilets available outside for campers. We will be back especially for the weekenders . Great job guys .. thank you

Date: 30 May 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	What a fantastic weekend at this gorgeous, luxurious Club. The inside is so perfectly set up with a nightclub feel, and the most luxurious furnishings, UV filtered hot tub, suberb djs, and truly fabulous staff. The owners and team really work long and hard to make sure everybody has the best experience, and also take the time to check in with you during the weekend and make sure that you have everything you need. The outside area is so gorgeous, decking to relax on around the hot tub with again the DJs or music playing, and a full cocktail bar. The summer would not be the same without the Vanilla Alternative. Now to sort out my outfits for the wild west themed one in June! Date: 30 May 2023

Rating: Fabulous

What a fantastic weekend at this gorgeous, luxurious Club.

The inside is so perfectly set up with a nightclub feel, and the most luxurious furnishings, UV filtered hot tub, suberb djs, and truly fabulous staff.

The owners and team really work long and hard to make sure everybody has the best experience, and also take the time to check in with you during the weekend and make sure that you have everything you need.

The outside area is so gorgeous, decking to relax on around the hot tub with again the DJs or music playing, and a full cocktail bar.

The summer would not be the same without the Vanilla Alternative.

Now to sort out my outfits for the wild west themed one in June!

Date: 30 May 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	We are lucky that VA is not far away so we visit regularly. Lovely club all round, well designed, cosy, clean, great dance floor and large hot tub that does not use chlorine. The staff are all incredibly friendly and make you feel so relaxed. They are attentive but not at all intrusive. New clients always comment that everyone is so friendly and they are immediately at ease. This bank holiday weekend was a three dayer with an Ibiza theme. It was amazing, especially the Saturday with the DJ banging out great tunes and loads of people having such energy on the dance floor. The bonus is you can camp in the field behind the club next to the river. We love you VA! Xx Date: 29 May 2023

Rating: Fabulous

We are lucky that VA is not far away so we visit regularly. Lovely club all round, well designed, cosy, clean, great dance floor and large hot tub that does not use chlorine. The staff are all incredibly friendly and make you feel so relaxed. They are attentive but not at all intrusive. New clients always comment that everyone is so friendly and they are immediately at ease. This bank holiday weekend was a three dayer with an Ibiza theme. It was amazing, especially the Saturday with the DJ banging out great tunes and loads of people having such energy on the dance floor. The bonus is you can camp in the field behind the club next to the river. We love you VA! Xx

Date: 29 May 2023

Rating: OK
	Just got back from our 3rd visit to v a arrived fri pm to set up camp in the beautiful setting of the campsite and in full view of the lux lounge 3 days and long nights naked sun bathing chilling and meet lots of very sexy people .the music and atmosphere was spot on .the owners certainly know how to make everyone feel welcome and are always around day and night entertaining with there stories .dispite being best part of four hours away already booked a return visit for the big festival of fun in August if it was closer we would be there far to much .just keep doing what your doing can't think of a single way you could better it for us Date: 29 May 2023

Rating: OK

Just got back from our 3rd visit to v a arrived fri pm to set up camp in the beautiful setting of the campsite and in full view of the lux lounge 3 days and long nights naked sun bathing chilling and meet lots of very sexy people .the music and atmosphere was spot on .the owners certainly know how to make everyone feel welcome and are always around day and night entertaining with there stories .dispite being best part of four hours away already booked a return visit for the big festival of fun in August if it was closer we would be there far to much .just keep doing what your doing can't think of a single way you could better it for us

Date: 29 May 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	Still recovering from the Ibiza Weekender at VA, it was an absolute blast! It is impossible to describe the atmosphere on Saturday night, you just had to be there! The club was immaculate, the team were fantastic. DJ Pete put in an incredible shift, VA was bouncing!! Wall to wall of sexy people loving life. Special mention to Brian, he was an absolute diamond all weekend. We will most definitely be back x Date: 29 May 2023

Rating: Fabulous

Still recovering from the Ibiza Weekender at VA, it was an absolute blast! It is impossible to describe the atmosphere on Saturday night, you just had to be there! The club was immaculate, the team were fantastic. DJ Pete put in an incredible shift, VA was bouncing!!

Wall to wall of sexy people loving life. Special mention to Brian, he was an absolute diamond all weekend.

We will most definitely be back x

Date: 29 May 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	We had such amazing afternoon and evening! The club is always immaculate, great tunes, with a friendly, hot and sexy crowd. The staff always bend over backwards to make the evening a quality one and to top it off, Brian even gave us a lift to the hotel, due to the struggle to get a taxi, which we were so grateful for. Looking forward to our next visit to one of you awesome events! Luv J & C Date: 29 May 2023

Rating: Fabulous

We had such amazing afternoon and evening! The club is always immaculate, great tunes, with a friendly, hot and sexy crowd. The staff always bend over backwards to make the evening a quality one and to top it off, Brian even gave us a lift to the hotel, due to the struggle to get a taxi, which we were so grateful for.

Looking forward to our next visit to one of you awesome events! Luv J & C

Date: 29 May 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	Such an amazing weekend for the ibiza weekender! Pitched our tent next to our Jeep and headed to Lux lounge during the day. An amazing space and perfect for socialising and meeting people! Quick change and into the club for the evenings events, the club was stunning as always, clean, spacious, elegant and the staff were amazing as always. Lots of hot friendly people and lots of kinky fun play! Thanks to all who made our weekend! Date: 29 May 2023

Rating: Fabulous

Such an amazing weekend for the ibiza weekender! Pitched our tent next to our Jeep and headed to Lux lounge during the day. An amazing space and perfect for socialising and meeting people! Quick change and into the club for the evenings events, the club was stunning as always, clean, spacious, elegant and the staff were amazing as always. Lots of hot friendly people and lots of kinky fun play! Thanks to all who made our weekend!

Date: 29 May 2023

Rating: Fun
	It was our first night at the club last night for the Ibiza weekender. The music and DJ were amazing and the venue is so well laid out and there’s was a lot of sexy and friendly people. Can’t wait for the next one Date: 28 May 2023

Rating: OK
	What can we say , we stayed on site in our camper and had a blast Amazing place , clean , really well done out and modern and very busy ! Loved it , we will be back for more Date: 28 May 2023

Rating: Fun
	Staff is great! Especially the guy, don't know his name, but he offered to drive us to the hotel, when we told him that we couldn't get a cab. Many thanks! First time here, but felt great, and mostly because of the staff amd management. Thanks again and see you next time! Date: 28 May 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	Enjoyed our second visit to VA for the Ibiza weekender. Arrived on the Saturday afternoon and had a chilled few hours enjoying the sunshine in the Lux Lounge. Quick change of clothes and downstairs to the main event. Mix of dancing and playing in the playrooms and Dungeon. Lots of stunningly sexy couples and hot fucking all around. Fantastic time, looking forward to our next visit. Date: 28 May 2023

Rating: Fabulous

Enjoyed our second visit to VA for the Ibiza weekender. Arrived on the Saturday afternoon and had a chilled few hours enjoying the sunshine in the Lux Lounge. Quick change of clothes and downstairs to the main event. Mix of dancing and playing in the playrooms and Dungeon. Lots of stunningly sexy couples and hot fucking all around. Fantastic time, looking forward to our next visit.

Date: 28 May 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	It’s been far too long since we have attended VA. An have to say we will be back a lot quicker. We attended the Ibiza party weekend on the Saturday. We went to the lux lounge in the day for some drinks and chat and then the main event. Have to say the staff were Uber friendly and so helpful. All smiling and having banter. Made our night. We had some fun with others in the playrooms and enjoyed the dancing to the awesome tunes. What a night. We will back sooner this time Date: 28 May 2023

Rating: Fabulous

It’s been far too long since we have attended VA. An have to say we will be back a lot quicker. We attended the Ibiza party weekend on the Saturday. We went to the lux lounge in the day for some drinks and chat and then the main event. Have to say the staff were Uber friendly and so helpful. All smiling and having banter. Made our night. We had some fun with others in the playrooms and enjoyed the dancing to the awesome tunes. What a night. We will back sooner this time

Date: 28 May 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	Amazing Ibiza weekender, great tunes, naked sunbathing at Lux lounge. Club is lush and was full of hot sexy people, awesome fun. Can't wait for our next visit. Date: 28 May 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	A well overdue and more recent verification of The Vanilla Alternative, I’ve been attending a few events since the Spring, and have been having a fun time, with other liberated lifestyle members, I’m enjoying getting dressed up, and having a chat and a giggle, as well as the naughty fun. It’s a brilliant space, with open playrooms, a big hot-tub and lots of lawned gardens to relax in, perfect if you love your voyeurism. Xxx Date: 24 May 2023

Rating: Fabulous

A well overdue and more recent verification of The Vanilla Alternative, I’ve been attending a few events since the Spring, and have been having a fun time, with other liberated lifestyle members, I’m enjoying getting dressed up, and having a chat and a giggle, as well as the naughty fun. It’s a brilliant space, with open playrooms, a big hot-tub and lots of lawned gardens to relax in, perfect if you love your voyeurism. Xxx

Date: 24 May 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	What a great weekend we had at the VA ….. 3 events over the weekend that all delivered a fun time with sexy people. A fabulous club that offers everything from your safety to pure enjoyment. Always respectable and welcoming. Blessed to have such a fantastic club on our doorstep. Thanks Team VA we love you xx Date: 22 May 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	Another great night at The VA. Bougie Blondes certainly didn't fail to deliver! Great Music, Great Atmosphere and a venue that seems to get better and better! Say Hi if you saw us! Date: 21 May 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	Attended Jule's Birthday :) Another fun night at VA. Great atmosphere, great people, an excellent venue and lots of sexy fun xx Date: 21 May 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	Our second visit to VA, attended Boujis Dirty Blonde night... A really friendly and welcoming atmosphere and such an amazing group of people. We had a great time chatting and generally having a laugh in the bar before heading to the dancefloor. We met some fantastic people. We played for a bit by the hot tub before, brief pause for drinks and nibbles and back to the hot tub. The hot tub is, as ever, amazingly good fun. Mr was taught that if he sat on the edge he could watch all the fun and get his cock sucked. All in all a great night, great fun and some great play. Date: 20 May 2023

Rating: Fabulous

Our second visit to VA, attended Boujis Dirty Blonde night... A really friendly and welcoming atmosphere and such an amazing group of people. We had a great time chatting and generally having a laugh in the bar before heading to the dancefloor. We met some fantastic people. We played for a bit by the hot tub before, brief pause for drinks and nibbles and back to the hot tub. The hot tub is, as ever, amazingly good fun. Mr was taught that if he sat on the edge he could watch all the fun and get his cock sucked. All in all a great night, great fun and some great play.

Date: 20 May 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	Well what can I say, having visited again for Milf club on Wednesday, VAs never seems to disappoint! Such an easy venue to get to which is literally a turn off from the A1, with their own secure par park with welcoming and friendly staff, I always enjoy relaxing with a drink at the bar first lol, it's nice to just take in such a beautiful venue that is state of the art, very clean and a welcoming environment such with great facilities. It was also lovely to see new couples visiting and choosing VAs as their first club to try! Having spoken to a lot of people there, it was lovely to chat, get to know people as well as then play and enjoy the pleasurable experiences that I did do. And the hot tub...more like a swimming pool lol, it's amazing! Thank you to the staff and looking forward to being back again soon! C x Date: 18 May 2023

Rating: Fabulous

Well what can I say, having visited again for Milf club on Wednesday, VAs never seems to disappoint!

Such an easy venue to get to which is literally a turn off from the A1, with their own secure par park with welcoming and friendly staff, I always enjoy relaxing with a drink at the bar first lol, it's nice to just take in such a beautiful venue that is state of the art, very clean and a welcoming environment such with great facilities.

It was also lovely to see new couples visiting and choosing VAs as their first club to try! Having spoken to a lot of people there, it was lovely to chat, get to know people as well as then play and enjoy the pleasurable experiences that I did do.

And the hot tub...more like a swimming pool lol, it's amazing!

Thank you to the staff and looking forward to being back again soon!

C x

Date: 18 May 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	First time back at this amazing club after a couple of years absence & wowsers, it was as good as we remembered. A private birthday party combined with the awesome House Rocks night made for a super packed dance floor, banging tunes & a fun-loving, sexy crowd. Loved how the evening flowed - no structured ‘timetable’ as such, just fun when, where & how you wanted to and the first time we’ve danced after playing in a long time rather than simply getting dressed & going home. Spotlessly clean, a classy clientele, no queuing outside, efficient bar service & plentiful, great food. Top night; thanks guys. xx Date: 15 May 2023

Rating: Fabulous

First time back at this amazing club after a couple of years absence & wowsers, it was as good as we remembered. A private birthday party combined with the awesome House Rocks night made for a super packed dance floor, banging tunes & a fun-loving, sexy crowd. Loved how the evening flowed - no structured ‘timetable’ as such, just fun when, where & how you wanted to and the first time we’ve danced after playing in a long time rather than simply getting dressed & going home. Spotlessly clean, a classy clientele, no queuing outside, efficient bar service & plentiful, great food. Top night; thanks guys. xx

Date: 15 May 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	Oh wow what an incredible night at Houserocks! The best venue, great staff, beautiful people and awesome DJ. Thanks to everyone involved who made it such a memorable evening. See you soon for the Ibiza weekender xxx Date: 14 May 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	Had another awesome night last night our first HouseRocks event and loved the extra party vibe. So many gorgeous couples - we had the best time! Date: 14 May 2023

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